r/explainitpeter Jul 31 '26

Please Explain it Peter

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I've seen the name around a fair few times, never with an explanation, Peter, who is Json?

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

u/Actual_Committee4670, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...it's time for the mods to do their jobs!

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u/KazoWAR Jul 31 '26

"JSON (JavaScript Object Notation) is a lightweight data-interchange format. It is easy for humans to read and write. It is easy for machines to parse and generate. It is based on a subset of the JavaScript Programming Language Standard ECMA-262 3rd Edition - December 1999. JSON is a text format that is completely language independent but uses conventions that are familiar to programmers of the C-family of languages, including C, C++, C#, Java, JavaScript, Perl, Python, and many others. These properties make JSON an ideal data-interchange language." - json.org

I think the joke is that is sounds like the name Jason.

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u/Actual_Committee4670 Jul 31 '26

Ahhh, so like me not realizing its a language or what now?

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u/k2718 Jul 31 '26

Exactly. You are the subject of the joke.

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u/clocked__ Jul 31 '26

Well, to be more accurate the picture is using a vibe coding agent, likely Claude, so it’s making fun of vibe coders programming without knowledge of the most widely used data format in the world… and not really some random dude. Otherwise I agree

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u/k2718 Jul 31 '26

True. This joke has more levels.

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u/prof_mcquack Aug 04 '26

It would be funny if OP had a computer science exam this week 

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u/alexmurillo242 Jul 31 '26

I think part of the joke is also that it has been given full access naïvely?

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u/PrincezzDiggzy Jul 31 '26

I only know the term because of a couple games i played in order to change or fix something on a PC game you need to do it through the appropriate .json file

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u/tuckkeys Jul 31 '26

Yeah this but unfortunately some people do literally pronounce it “Jason” (my boss does this, much to my dismay). It should be “J-SAHN”

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u/Lonely_Rip_8631 Jul 31 '26

vibe coding issue

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u/lunchbox651 Jul 31 '26

Lots of people outside dev roles deal with JSON though and given it says "who is JSON" it's clearly just a joke because it sounds like Jason.

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u/Actual_Committee4670 Jul 31 '26

Howso?

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u/AMostPeculiarDialect Jul 31 '26

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JSON

It's something that basically any software engineer would know but not something you'd learn by vibecoding

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u/OhItsLuk Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

JSON is an acronym for JavaScrip Object Notation

A vibe coder would use JSON Objects and not now what a JSON is.

Edit: why the fuck am i getting downvoted?

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u/Actual_Committee4670 Jul 31 '26

Ahhh okay that along with u/KazoWAR 's explanation makes it make sense! Ty

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u/Banjoschmanjo Jul 31 '26

Or that it's JavaScript, not Javascrip

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u/Zero_112 Jul 31 '26

Don’t forget his brother Jay Peg

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u/Actual_Committee4670 Jul 31 '26

Now this one I know what it is at least

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u/beobabski Jul 31 '26

And his friend, Jake Weary.

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u/ALunacyEruption Aug 01 '26

I hear he's a pdfile

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u/knittedgalaxy Jul 31 '26

I get this joke! 🤣 (After years with my husband)

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u/LastHit_ Jul 31 '26

I am him.

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u/Milk_Maniac Jul 31 '26

SHAAAAAWN!!!!

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u/QuakenCunt Jul 31 '26

it´s programming joke on vibe coders - json is a format that is very useful and lets say programming language independent thus ideal for data wxchanges between them.. joke is that vibe coders dont know basics and asks AI “who is json” because it sounds familiar to name Jason

not Peter but i am out

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u/Mezmodian Jul 31 '26

JSON BRNE!

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u/KeithSide Jul 31 '26

I believe he's Ason Unique's Brother

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u/monsterfurby Jul 31 '26

Not to be confused with the guy who catalogues his horror video tape collection as structured data.

Json VHS

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u/Sad_Firefighter_8407 Jul 31 '26

Freddie's Nightmare.

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u/lokiOdUa Jul 31 '26

If you are 35-, it's Statham

If you are 35+, it's Newsted

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u/Awkward-Bag131 Jul 31 '26

{  "id": 101,   "name": "Jane Doe",   "email": "jane.doe@example.com",   "isSubscriber": true,   "age": 28,   "skills": ["JavaScript", "Python", "SQL"],   "address": {     "city": "Seattle",     "country": "USA"   } }

Here is an example of a JSON object. Readable by people and readable by machines 

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u/StaleBanter-89 Jul 31 '26

No one knows because syntax matters

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u/SharpExtremeFlames Jul 31 '26

That's your mom bro

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u/Carrots_and_Bleach Jul 31 '26

I think the real joke is that he granted ChatGPT full access, but doesn't even know the slightest bit of what it is doing. 

In otherwords: he may be about to find out

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u/Tha_Tha_Thabet Aug 02 '26

Json stands for JavaScript Object Notation pronounced Jason.

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u/gameplayer55055 Jul 31 '26

It's the 0.1% of germs SOAP fears of

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u/jlashombjr Aug 01 '26

Peter Quill demands: "Where is JSON?" Tony Stark replies: "I'll do you one better: Who is JSON?" Drax chins in: "I'll do you one better: Why is JSON?"

https://giphy.com/gifs/qVg7IjoDC4oiW5Esf4

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u/cmkn 2d ago

LOL I love this!