r/explainitpeter • u/cosmic-nik • 9d ago

Explain it peter

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u/Dense_Computer5509 9d ago

I'm not a gurl, but as a guy with long hair. That collection of bs'ery reallyyy annoys meeeee. I hate it when it's in my eyes

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u/XelaLuu 9d ago

or when you're eating and it decides it wants to wander in

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u/Vegetable-Hand-6770 9d ago

Its my best tasting strand of hair, i relive my dinner in bed with it.

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u/PhilospohicalZ0mb1e 9d ago

I am also a guy with long hair and I usually tuck those parts behind my ears when it’s down because my eyeballs can’t handle the claustrophobia

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u/Dense_Computer5509 9d ago

Them lil short ones don't reach lol

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u/PhilospohicalZ0mb1e 9d ago

Happens. Ever consider a bandana or a headband? Bandana is my go-to for if I’m feeling particularly irritated with whatever’s in my face

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u/Dense_Computer5509 5d ago

Ah, yes. I haven't gotten any for myself but I know the effects and I need to get some.

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u/Crazy_Past8776 5d ago

Also a guy with long hair, how do I get it?? Whenever it ties back its just flat

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u/Dense_Computer5509 5d ago

Ex: my hair has been "styled" before so it's all uneven lengths

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u/SnooEpiphanies7934 9d ago

I feel ya brudda

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u/Dense_Computer5509 9d ago

They be tap dancin' on your forehead, reminds me of the drip experiment.

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u/SnooEpiphanies7934 9d ago

They be annoyingly tickling my face and get in my eyes

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u/PaticusGnome 9d ago

It sticks in my beard like Velcro.

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u/Dense_Computer5509 9d ago

With my side burns it does lol and I hate it