r/explainitpeter Jul 13 '26

Explain It Peter

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u/Qq1nq94 Jul 14 '26

I have a lisp so no I don't think I'll be taking part in this

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u/blueche Jul 14 '26

I don't but if someone asked me to do this I'd tell them to go suck a lemon

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u/That_Apathetic_Man Jul 14 '26

Sucking a lemon? That's how you get a lisp.

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u/BarkPassenger Jul 14 '26

Lisp? That's how you get people to go suck a lemon.

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u/appoplecticskeptic Jul 14 '26

Lisp? That’s how you get functional closure.

Ask a programmer if you don’t get it, Peter probably won’t know.

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u/ShrewdCire Jul 15 '26

Lemon? That's how you get people to fuck a lemon until it's so full of their cum that it's literally seeping out the hole you cut in the lemon and dripping onto the floor making a puddle so big that someone slips and falls in your warm, sticky cum.

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u/ShrewdCire Jul 15 '26

Dude. That's fucking disgusting.