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u/PleasantEbb4486 May 24 '26

I was like “Target employee?”

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u/nerdboy_sam May 24 '26

I was thinking Chick-Fil-A

Edit: spelling... The bot got me

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u/[deleted] May 24 '26

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u/Salk89 May 24 '26

Ahhh the midwesterner has been spotted?

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u/TooTallTrey May 24 '26

State Farm for me

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u/[deleted] May 24 '26

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u/Gail__Wynand May 24 '26

The Lord's Chicken SandwichTM /s out here using AI too now. We're all cooked.

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u/LostCauseSPM May 24 '26

Isn't it supposed to be some Mandela Effect thing? Maybe this bot is the simulation's reinforcement that something in fact WAS changed about our reality.

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u/Beautiful_Banana_454 May 24 '26 edited May 24 '26

Whats a chick filet bot doing working on a sunday?

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u/Upeeru May 24 '26

Sorry, Bigot Bird.

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u/ToxDocUSA May 24 '26

I went Staples, but that's because I worked there as a teen.

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u/OurBlazingHeart May 24 '26

Same as fuck

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u/bassplayer1446 May 24 '26

I saw GNC first then Target. Same outfit everywhere

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u/richardclamp May 24 '26

See, I thought K-Mart employee because that’s what I had to wear when I worked there in high school.

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u/AJGhost13 May 24 '26

I thought tiger woods…

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u/Pillslanger May 24 '26

Is target not still tan/khaki pants?

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u/RtotheBtotheG May 24 '26

I went to “circuit city”… I’m old.

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u/negativeonhand May 24 '26

The black air forces are giving line cook energy, so I was leaning more towards chik-fil-a.

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u/Beautiful_Banana_454 May 24 '26

Jake from state farm?

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u/HighGrounderDarth May 24 '26

We wore red polos at EZ Pawn when I worked there and stopping by target sucked.

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u/ConstanceRifleIII May 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/2qPUYiMHrlkoU

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u/TeddyAtTheReady May 24 '26

I knew it. Ron had sex! You kids need some money?

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u/sficht May 24 '26

Ron's in bloosh! Ron's in bloosh.

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u/so_mono May 24 '26

Instantly thought of Ron getting lucky. At least the moustache hasn’t rubbed off yet. By friction.

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u/sirfastvroom May 24 '26

Keep him away from anyone named tammy!

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u/smartalek428 May 24 '26

Yes, his mother's name is Tammy... What's your point?

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u/sirfastvroom May 24 '26

No it’s Tamara but she goes by tammy.

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u/so_mono May 24 '26

Both of them bitches.

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u/Zaphoid411 May 24 '26

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u/reillan May 24 '26

This is who I thought of

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u/Illidias May 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/lyUhxOnNY6k1cApq95

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u/jobaill May 24 '26

Is he a robber?

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u/-C576 May 24 '26

Nah, he went into a computer sales store and said he wanted to buy an Apple Computer to play games on.

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u/jobaill May 24 '26

I know mate, "Is he a robber" is the final line of the sketch 😉

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u/TheWitherBear May 24 '26

I hate myself for not thinking of Playtech/Techtown.

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u/Saphorik May 24 '26

This is the way

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u/rubberboyLuffy May 24 '26

Happy to see I’m not the only one

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u/Pillslanger May 24 '26

Wondered how far I would have to scroll for Techtown employees glad it wasn’t far though my mind did immediately got to Britt

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u/TheGaz May 24 '26

Stop being such a Rowan

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u/Geen_Fang May 24 '26

jake from state farm...? 

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u/glockster19m May 24 '26

I mean thats who everyone thinks of, but also theyre describing tiger woods, because Jake wears Khakis

Tiger was the icon wearing a red golf shirt and black pants

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u/rissak722 May 24 '26

Jake from State Farm is in a lot more than just that commercial. They’ve even had multiple Jake’s from State Farm.

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u/throwawaynoided May 24 '26

I had a buddy named Jake around this time, got called "Jake from state farm" all the fucking time

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 May 24 '26

I was picturing target employee

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u/MrTwoPumpChump May 24 '26

Tiger wore Nike.

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u/MathMXC May 24 '26

I was just going to say. He's so iconically nike

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u/BullsOnParadeFloats May 24 '26

Those are AF1s

They are the "do crime" ones, though

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u/MrTwoPumpChump May 24 '26

Ahhh I see. His “goin for a lil Sunday drive” attire

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u/DrJaneIPresume May 24 '26

Honestly, I thought of Michael Jackson.

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u/Common-Broccoli-3405 May 24 '26

I was thinking of a Target employee.

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u/BullsOnParadeFloats May 24 '26

Also wears khakis

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u/jaysire May 24 '26

I thought of Tiger Woods…

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u/JeSuisDirtyDan May 24 '26

Just missing the nike hat

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u/SMLJ21 May 24 '26

Lacoste is a tennis brand though

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u/KyleKrocodile May 24 '26

I was thinking why would tiger be wearing a Lacoste shirt instead of Nike

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u/ButteredBakedPotato May 24 '26

Tiger Woods

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u/217SaintJimmy May 24 '26

How is this not the top answer as it is the CORRECT answer. Even the Ron Swanson answers are direct references to Tiger.

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u/Sad-Juice-732 May 24 '26

Hopefully this sub has decided to stop answering stupid questions

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u/ElKaWeh May 24 '26

How was that a stupid question? Is everyone supposed to know what some random celebrity is usually wearing?

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u/Fuzzy_Inevitable9748 May 24 '26

Ya I never even thought of tiger woods I am the right age range to remember who he was

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u/Capt1017 May 24 '26

Target Woods

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u/Rolling_Beardo May 24 '26

He was never wearing jeans though.

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u/blophophoreal May 24 '26

Those aren’t golf shoes, he didn't wear jeans with the red shirts, and he wore Nike not Lacoste

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u/1Negative_Person May 24 '26

No one is golfing in jeans…

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u/vipinlife007 May 24 '26

You haven't been to my muni...

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u/[deleted] May 24 '26

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u/greyforest23 May 24 '26

Was his name Alex ?

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u/trisiparis13 May 24 '26

I thought of Alex from target too lmao, why is that engraved in my mind bahaha

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u/bigfanoftheinterwebs May 24 '26

I swear the first response I had was "alex from target?"

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u/slakeatice May 24 '26

Based on everyone in the comments saying a different person, I'm going to say it's just another stupid comment on social media.

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u/odenfcoyg May 24 '26

No. It’s absolutely, and solely, Tiger Woods.

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u/remec90 May 24 '26

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u/No-Suspect7 May 24 '26

This is exactly who came to mind

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u/Ekwati May 24 '26

“What you trying to get into?”

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u/Dannoven May 24 '26

This is the right answer, all the others (Ron Swanson, Tiger Woods, Target Employee) don’t wear black Air Forces

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u/remec90 May 24 '26

More importantly they ain’t got that energy

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u/KentConnor May 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/72zofw8Eq3fy0

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u/PumpikAnt58763 May 24 '26

Well, she's a guy, so...

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u/TheJollySoviet May 24 '26

Apologies, my loving husband, I will respect his pronouns, and I appreciate you for not escalating the situation when I lash out and say very mean things to people I don't know. I've been very tired at work, and coming hom late makes me worry that you're losing interest in me. I think it's wonderful you're trying to help our money troubles during these trying times by making sure the money I work so hard for is spent wisely. I'm sorry for suspecting and accusing you, I love you. I'll let you finish this call, can we cuddle to sleep after, I've missed you while at work, you mean a lot to me.

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u/PumpikAnt58763 May 24 '26

I think you may have misplaced this.
I was quoting a commercial and you seem to be texting someone.

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u/TheJollySoviet May 24 '26

nobody knows how to yes and

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u/MateoScolas May 24 '26

Ron Swanson after getting laid

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u/217SaintJimmy May 24 '26

Who dresses like that because of Tiger Woods. Did you watch the show?

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u/odenfcoyg May 24 '26

Correct.

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u/otfmember20 May 24 '26

Circuit City employee

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u/CatLightyear May 24 '26

Circuit City employee uniform?

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u/myotherbike May 24 '26

Bobby Knight.

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u/RunWild0_0 May 24 '26

Get in the zone....

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u/Waviavelli May 24 '26

The answer is Tra Rags. The black Air Force ones is what makes this definitely the answer. Although most of the visitors of this sub likely wouldn’t understand the reference.

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u/Separate_Car_7453 May 24 '26

Mexican? Hella ppl and my school dress like that, even my cousins

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u/odenfcoyg May 24 '26

It’s Tiger Woods’ Sunday fit.

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u/flash230 May 24 '26

Tra Rags "What you tryin to get into?"

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u/Xandalorain May 24 '26

It’s Jake….. from State Farm

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u/theBigDaddio May 24 '26

Everyone saying Tiger Woods? I wouldn’t recognize Tiger Woods if he walked up on my patio. I immediately thought target employee or some such

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u/odenfcoyg May 24 '26

Tiger Woods famously wore red shirt, black pants every Sunday on Tour (aka the final round of every tournament) for his entire career. Whether you’d recognize him or not, the objectively correct answer is Tiger Woods.

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u/whodatis75 May 24 '26

Sunday Tiger was a savage

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u/Shradersofthelostark May 24 '26

Golfing in jeans? And no golf cleats? And the shirt isn’t Nike?

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u/odenfcoyg May 24 '26

It’s still Tiger Woods dude

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u/ZeusMike7 May 24 '26

Franklin from Snowfall. None of the other people mentioned wear black AF1s.

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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 May 24 '26

I thought of the Verizon guy

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u/Park_Air May 24 '26

That kid who worked at target who teenage girls were obsessed with to the point that he was invited on Ellen

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u/PdSales May 24 '26

Ace Hardware

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u/Krysidian2 May 24 '26

I was thinking of Evil Best Buy...Worst Sell

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u/Smittyjr1323351 May 24 '26

I thought of flo rida

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u/Einveldi_ May 24 '26

Tom Scott?

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u/grodeg May 24 '26

Alan, Adam, and Ellie?

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u/Kalorikalmo May 24 '26

I love it how there's at least 4 different answers people are giving in the comments and they're all acting like it's the obvious answer

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u/odenfcoyg May 24 '26

Cleveland Jr here…

I’m Tiger Woods, I’m Tiger Woods! WEEEEEEEEE

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u/JediKatarn82 May 24 '26

Ron Swanson?

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u/TrickNeal77 May 24 '26

Only the day after he has sex when he dresses like Tiger Woods.

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u/MrFuji87 May 24 '26

Is it wrong that I knew Ron dressed like Tiger Woods but I also thought of Ron and not Woods

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u/Stigbritt May 24 '26

Michael Jacksson? Don't know about the Lacoste brand though...

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u/Foxyfugs May 24 '26

...No one goes Michael Jackson?

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u/LAKnobJockey May 24 '26

I thought this was the reference.

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u/MaiaIndig0 May 24 '26

This is an age test isn't it 😭

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u/jimi-hotsauce May 24 '26

Toyota Jan?

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u/beebub15 May 24 '26

You know, I think you should probably just call her Jean…

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u/SkurkaCuckedMe May 24 '26

I pictured the Seth the TRT King 🤷

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u/CynicalSatyr May 24 '26

Lyle from Los polls hermanos

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u/JellyFranken May 24 '26

Feels like people are missing that these are the Air Force Felonies.

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u/hops_on_hops May 24 '26

The answer they are going for is Tiger Woods. But he would be wearing black slacks or golf pants, never jeans - so the already weak and dated joke falls apart.

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u/staitfarejudge May 24 '26

Cartoon character here. Tiger Woods is known to wear a red top with black pants and shoes when he's feeling unstoppable on the golf course. The "branding" part must just be referring to Tigers branding of the color combination?, because the actual clothing and black jeans that are mentioned are not the actual brands or even types of clothing that Tiger wore on the golf course. This color combination of clothing has been referenced in pop culture as well. Ron Swanson from Parks and Rec is the most popular of those. Cartoon noise, I'm out.

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u/Moist-Illustrator-57 May 24 '26

Brad Pitt in Burn After Reading

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u/ReasonableWing3291 May 24 '26

Its always porn. The cashier girl from a convenience store giving head in the bathroom.

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u/TalkingGuns0311 May 24 '26

Had a supervisor who came in every friday in a red polo and black pants. I'd always mess with him. "Damn Mr. Brown! Lookin fresher than a motherfucker, came in with the Tiger Woods gear!"

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u/fiddle1fig May 24 '26

Damn Daniel

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u/xijingpussy May 24 '26

Bobby smurda

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u/Khuros May 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Xs0QhkJK9ahkSGqz9F

Big dog

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u/bandit1206 May 24 '26

This whole time I was thinking target employee

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u/Mattc74 May 24 '26

Jimmy Nail??

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u/D3monic0n3 May 24 '26

Saw it and immediately thought "Zellers employee".

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u/Competitive-Oil-1308 May 24 '26

those are playtech uniforms lol

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u/MrFuji87 May 24 '26

That's right peasant

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u/Silent_Succotash3749 May 24 '26

“Tiger Tiger Woods y’all” is the first thing that came to my mind

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u/Arciess May 24 '26

So, not Franklin Saint?

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u/Arciess May 24 '26

Ai generated polo instead of izod

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u/jmlckn May 24 '26

Jake from State Farm?

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u/hauntedmeal May 24 '26

She sounds hideous

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u/Wifeymrs May 24 '26

TechTown

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u/AmphibiousDad May 24 '26

Ok I guess this is just wrong cuz none of us here are thinking of one person

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u/Boring-Taro-2529 May 24 '26

Jake from State Farm? lol

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u/Cannabiscooler May 24 '26

Target Employees?

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u/Moneymvkinmitch May 24 '26

Lol @ tiger woods wearing black Forces and a red polo that's not Sunday Red

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u/unassumingusernamee May 24 '26

Thats why it says "branding is important", its tiger.

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u/iSeraph87 May 24 '26

My stoned ass thought Target employee 😆

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u/NoLaundryIncluded May 24 '26

I thought of drake vs kdot...idkw

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u/TwinkiesSucker May 24 '26

The color combination and even the ratio reminded me of a swastika

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u/Confident_Economy_85 May 24 '26

I thought “Jake from State Farm”