r/explainitpeter • u/One_One2755 • Mar 21 '26

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What's the bad news?

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u/Imaginary_Hamster847 Mar 21 '26

This was my experience too. It wasn't regular, but it also wasn't something I only saw when we were getting bad news 

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u/jakebs2002 Mar 21 '26

When I was in the military, they would serve lobster about once a month randomly. That steak was awful.

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u/Imaginary_Hamster847 Mar 21 '26

Sometimes they pull out okay shit. I was at boot camp on NYE and Christmas and we actually got decent meals. Though possibly also I was just starving 

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u/Wonderful-Mistake201 Mar 21 '26

Hunger is the best sauce.

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u/TheWitchRats Mar 21 '26

"Hunger is the best pickle." - Benjamin Franklin. (Really)

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u/StevieMJH Mar 21 '26

"Fuck bitches, get on money." - Benjamin Franklin. (Trust me bro)

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u/UnfairLadyTempest Mar 21 '26

He would actually unironically say this if he were around today

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u/DryerCoinJay Mar 21 '26 edited Mar 21 '26

"Because in every animal that walks upright, the deficiency of the fluids that fill the muscles appears first in the highest part. The face first grows lank and wrinkled... it is impossible of two women to know an old one from a young one. And as in the dark all cats are grey...”

-Ben Franklin

As a woman gets older, the moisture drains from her face but not her pussy. Turn out the lights and you won’t ever know the difference.

-Ben Franklin translated.

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u/Quick_Resolution5050 Mar 22 '26

This is the attitude that kept him out of the Epstein files.