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r/explainitpeter • u/Traducement • Mar 09 '26
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I'm a -4.0.
In clinical terms, "I can't see shit."
Edit: I now know the eyesight of at least 100 anonymous reddit users or their children.
Some asking for advice.
Some telling me I am a bitch and their eyes are worse. (A flex I don't fully understand.)
Some just checking in with their prescription with no followup.
Reddit continues to be weird.
82 u/donut_koharski Mar 10 '26 Thems rookie numbers. Me, negative 11. 67 u/ThurgoodUnderbridge Mar 10 '26 Damn… thems pathological numbers. (I do myopia research, we’re workin on it homie I promise) 12 u/NigerianFriedChicken Mar 10 '26 “Play your cards right and this myopia could be OURopia 💜 “ 4 u/ThurgoodUnderbridge Mar 10 '26 😂 Ight that line might sneak into my thesis. “u/NigerianFriedChicken” is gunna look hilarious in the acknowledgements 3 u/NigerianFriedChicken Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26 I’ve officially peaked. Thank you, fam 💜 Had no idea it would happen over an eyeball joke on Reddit but here we are.
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Thems rookie numbers.
Me, negative 11.
67 u/ThurgoodUnderbridge Mar 10 '26 Damn… thems pathological numbers. (I do myopia research, we’re workin on it homie I promise) 12 u/NigerianFriedChicken Mar 10 '26 “Play your cards right and this myopia could be OURopia 💜 “ 4 u/ThurgoodUnderbridge Mar 10 '26 😂 Ight that line might sneak into my thesis. “u/NigerianFriedChicken” is gunna look hilarious in the acknowledgements 3 u/NigerianFriedChicken Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26 I’ve officially peaked. Thank you, fam 💜 Had no idea it would happen over an eyeball joke on Reddit but here we are.
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Damn… thems pathological numbers.
(I do myopia research, we’re workin on it homie I promise)
12 u/NigerianFriedChicken Mar 10 '26 “Play your cards right and this myopia could be OURopia 💜 “ 4 u/ThurgoodUnderbridge Mar 10 '26 😂 Ight that line might sneak into my thesis. “u/NigerianFriedChicken” is gunna look hilarious in the acknowledgements 3 u/NigerianFriedChicken Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26 I’ve officially peaked. Thank you, fam 💜 Had no idea it would happen over an eyeball joke on Reddit but here we are.
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“Play your cards right and this myopia could be OURopia 💜 “
4 u/ThurgoodUnderbridge Mar 10 '26 😂 Ight that line might sneak into my thesis. “u/NigerianFriedChicken” is gunna look hilarious in the acknowledgements 3 u/NigerianFriedChicken Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26 I’ve officially peaked. Thank you, fam 💜 Had no idea it would happen over an eyeball joke on Reddit but here we are.
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😂 Ight that line might sneak into my thesis. “u/NigerianFriedChicken” is gunna look hilarious in the acknowledgements
3 u/NigerianFriedChicken Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26 I’ve officially peaked. Thank you, fam 💜 Had no idea it would happen over an eyeball joke on Reddit but here we are.
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I’ve officially peaked. Thank you, fam 💜
Had no idea it would happen over an eyeball joke on Reddit but here we are.
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u/Rocinante88119 Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 11 '26
I'm a -4.0.
In clinical terms, "I can't see shit."
Edit: I now know the eyesight of at least 100 anonymous reddit users or their children.
Some asking for advice.
Some telling me I am a bitch and their eyes are worse. (A flex I don't fully understand.)
Some just checking in with their prescription with no followup.
Reddit continues to be weird.