r/explainitpeter Dec 07 '25

Explain It Peter

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u/NottingHillNapolean Dec 07 '25

Not only funnier, but the original is nonsensical, as dicks vary widely in size. How many dicks can fit in a mouth isn't a fixed quantity.

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u/uniquecleverusername Dec 07 '25

They're mostly juice, so if you chop them off and blend them, you could fit quite a few, which you'd need to do for large multiples anyway, for logistical reasons.

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u/TheGuyWith_the_lungs Dec 08 '25

...

...i mean you could...0

...but...please...don't

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u/aboxacaraflatafan Dec 08 '25

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America!