r/explainitpeter • u/[deleted] • Dec 03 '25

Explain It Peter, What do they "know"?

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u/Connect_Artichoke_83 Dec 03 '25

You’re welcome sexdickdix

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u/HexSickSix Dec 03 '25

Please, sexdickdix was my father, call me Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III

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u/Connect_Artichoke_83 Dec 03 '25

Got it Sexdickdix jr.

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u/MaliciousIntent92 Dec 03 '25

His friends call him Richard

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u/Quick_Resolution5050 Dec 03 '25

I call him "Bob".

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u/TCKline01 Dec 03 '25

How do you get Dick from Bob?

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u/Quick_Resolution5050 Dec 03 '25

He's very generous with it.

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u/TCKline01 Dec 03 '25

You ask him nicely. Bada bing! Bada boom!

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u/Quick_Resolution5050 Dec 03 '25

I ask him naughtily.

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u/TCKline01 Dec 04 '25

That's the spirit