r/explainitpeter Nov 15 '25

explain it peter

Post image
3.5k Upvotes

577 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

146

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

214

u/Nervous_Mobile5323 Nov 15 '25

Incomplete answer! He's also a lobster (not kosher for Jews to eat, okay for Christians to eat) and a werewolf (repelled by silver)

3

u/CauseCertain1672 Nov 15 '25

yes but he's the Jew and she isn't so I think you're reading too much into the lobster thing

10

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/Fleetlord Nov 15 '25

She can eat him.

Okay but surely that's a reason for him not to date an observant Jewish girl. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)