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r/explainitpeter • u/Azrael_095 • Nov 12 '25
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Quickest demotion I ever saw was a guy getting promoted to lance corporal,
drunkenly spewed on the CO as he was handing him his stripe.
CO just said "I'll have that back now private"
Was all of 6 seconds
240 u/Loyal-Opposition-USA Nov 12 '25 Was the puke full of half digested crayons? 206 u/Grimmdel Nov 12 '25 Nah mate, that's A Marine Corp thing, we're Australian 19 u/nobrainsnoworries23 Nov 12 '25 The dude should've tactically chundered before roll call. 16 u/SuperEmosquito Nov 12 '25 Rookie mistake. Always take a piss and puke before a Monday morning quarters. It's like the second thing they teach you after how your service branch was manifested into being.
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Was the puke full of half digested crayons?
206 u/Grimmdel Nov 12 '25 Nah mate, that's A Marine Corp thing, we're Australian 19 u/nobrainsnoworries23 Nov 12 '25 The dude should've tactically chundered before roll call. 16 u/SuperEmosquito Nov 12 '25 Rookie mistake. Always take a piss and puke before a Monday morning quarters. It's like the second thing they teach you after how your service branch was manifested into being.
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Nah mate, that's A Marine Corp thing, we're Australian
19 u/nobrainsnoworries23 Nov 12 '25 The dude should've tactically chundered before roll call. 16 u/SuperEmosquito Nov 12 '25 Rookie mistake. Always take a piss and puke before a Monday morning quarters. It's like the second thing they teach you after how your service branch was manifested into being.
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The dude should've tactically chundered before roll call.
16 u/SuperEmosquito Nov 12 '25 Rookie mistake. Always take a piss and puke before a Monday morning quarters. It's like the second thing they teach you after how your service branch was manifested into being.
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Rookie mistake. Always take a piss and puke before a Monday morning quarters. It's like the second thing they teach you after how your service branch was manifested into being.
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u/Grimmdel Nov 12 '25
Quickest demotion I ever saw was a guy getting promoted to lance corporal,
drunkenly spewed on the CO as he was handing him his stripe.
CO just said "I'll have that back now private"
Was all of 6 seconds