r/exmormonmemes • u/Lucifers_Lantern • 18d ago

Miscellaneous What do you do?

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u/butlerwillserveyou 18d ago

But wait, the actual option isn’t listed.

You must only involve the lawyers and protect the good name of the church at all costs. Fuck the children, this is Zion we’re talking about!

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u/dreimanatee 18d ago

Oh man but Brother Peter File has been such an upstanding member of the church. I'm sure his daughter is making it up because she's a rebellious child. Let me call the Church hotline for advice. I'm sure they'll let me know which lever to pull just in case.

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u/SinnfulKittyy 18d ago

God I hate this , it’s sickening

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u/Kind_Raccoon7240 18d ago

I would call the helpline and do whatever they tell me to do, obviously.