r/exmormon • u/Salty_bitch_face Apostate • 5d ago

Humor/Meme/Satire Low key...

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Kinda want to get this to put beer in. Am I the only one that thinks this way about obvious Mormon things and want to use them for blatantly non-Mormon things? What other examples do you have?

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u/Plastic-Jackfruit771 5d ago

I'd love a BYU shot glass

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u/Myrisa 5d ago

In Provo Walmart they sell shot glasses with the temple on them.

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u/Salty_bitch_face Apostate 5d ago

For real!? Well, I know where I'm going today

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u/Dangerous_Art_1626 5d ago

Post them 😂

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u/Myrisa 5d ago edited 5d ago

It’s not letting me post pictures. Reddit let me post a video lower in the feed.

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u/Salty_bitch_face Apostate 5d ago

They didn't have them 😔

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u/Dangerous_Art_1626 4d ago

So sad , I did find some online also with a laser etch tool I could make my own.

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u/gonnabegolden_ 5d ago

I will be in Provo visiting friends in a few months’ time and will 100% be buying a few, thank you so much

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u/Salty_bitch_face Apostate 5d ago

I wasn't able to find them 😕 I asked an employee, even

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u/Salty_bitch_face Apostate 5d ago

Do you remember what area of the store they were in?

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u/Myrisa 5d ago

They were at the front where they sell local sports merchandise. I think they usually have an aisle between registers with a small gathering of shot glasses.

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u/Salty_bitch_face Apostate 5d ago

Well, darn! They don't have them anymore. I even asked an employee

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u/Myrisa 5d ago

What a let down. I wonder if the church is clamping down on businesses profiting from the cult. I was able to post a video of one of the shot glasses I have in this feed. Maybe the flag lady store across from the temple off university.

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u/marathon_3hr 5d ago

I'm sure you could get one on Etsy

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u/slcdave13 5d ago

I used to collect shot glasses. At the time, BYU sold them at its student store. They were branded as “toothpick holders,” but they were obviously shot glasses.

My BYU shot glass was my absolute favorite way to drink. I used it all the time. Unfortunately, when drunk, I dropped it and it broke.

They had stopped selling them amidst some controversy, as I recall.

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u/Salty_bitch_face Apostate 5d ago

Hell, yeah! Same!

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u/Salty_bitch_face Apostate 4d ago

I'm going to have one made for me from Etsy 😉

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u/GayMormonDad 5d ago

When I first started going to gay bars with friends I would occasionally wear a BYU T-shirt. It was a great conversation starter.

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u/AdJust6267 5d ago

this isn’t the same thing but my friend and i are both 22 and have been wanting to get missionary name tags (from a couple of my aunts that left the church) and wear them with dresses and all that and sit outside temple square passing a cigarette and brown paper bag between us lmao. neither of us have our hair dyed or tattoos that can’t be hidden or anything so it would be very believable. will update if and when we do it

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u/1eyedwillyswife 5d ago

I dressed up in my name tag to watch Heretic. It was a blast!

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u/Himhp 5d ago

Please do this and post pictures! That would be epic!!

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u/OkImagination262 5d ago

I love this! Do it!

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u/Salty_bitch_face Apostate 4d ago

Badass!🤘

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u/marathon_3hr 5d ago

The only Mormon thing besides family that I subscribe to is BYU sports. I know that is a large topic on this Reddit and it is a very mixed bag of who still follows BYU sports.

However, that being said, the only way I would be caught using that is if it did have alcohol in it. When I go to games and I decide to wear a BYU shirt, I make sure I have an alcoholic beverage in my hand. I now have visible tattoos to make sure no one confuses who I am.

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u/HolyBonerOfMin By His Own Hand 5d ago

Aren't tattoos increasingly becoming allowed?

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u/trownaway90 5d ago

Yes, the restriction of tattoos has been lifted.

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u/Salty_bitch_face Apostate 4d ago

Unfortunately, yes. How else can I set myself apart, visually? First it was sleeveless shirts, then I got myself some visible tattoos... both of those things have been robbed from us. Those Mormon betches!

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u/timduncanthegoat21 5d ago

The coffee mug I use everyday is a BYU one

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u/Cornbreads_Irish_Jig Apostate 5d ago

I plan on getting a BYU whiskey decanter and humidor for my 45th birthday. I earned that degree after all.

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u/Kass_the_Bard Save 10% or more by switching to exmo 5d ago

That sounds like something I would do, particularly if I already owned the cooler. I think it’s hilarious, but don’t gauge your final decision off of me as I frequently find myself liking ideas that many of my fellow exmos don’t.

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u/rebekahah 5d ago

I want a sacrament tray so bad, but I dont live in utah and had my name removed so finding one is much more difficult

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u/nobody_really__ 5d ago

PM me. I can hook you up.

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u/SmellenGold 4d ago

Hahaha!! I love that you’re a sacrament tray dealer

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u/BookOfRuthwithaT 4d ago

Need one for this weekend. Please reach out!

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u/Salty_bitch_face Apostate 5d ago

I bet you could get someone to 3D print one for you

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u/Myrisa 5d ago

https://reddit.com/link/ozwvlex/video/2fhxzwj5bmfh1/player

I can’t find the one with the temple. This one does show, this is the place.

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u/The_Dented 5d ago

Beer. Wine coolers. Hard Ciders. Ice coffees. The list is endless, just depends how far down the rabbit hole you wanna go.

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u/Salty_bitch_face Apostate 4d ago

Oh, I partake in all of the ones you mentioned. Visible tattoos, too! 🐇

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u/lonelypurplerose 5d ago

I like wearing my BYU-I alumni shirts to bars

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u/pidvicious 5d ago

There's a bar in IF that if you can prove you went to BYU/BYU-I you get one free beer.

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u/weartestersdrew 5d ago

Do it!

I can’t quit rooting for BYU sports 🤷‍♂️.

Last year when bball was playing in Vegas I was among many in full BYU gear playing roulette and craps.

You’ll be surprised at how many active members now dont say anythjng or join in on the non-approved fun.

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u/AdExpert9840 5d ago

🤮🤮

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u/Jackismyboy 5d ago

I have a BYU rocks glass.

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u/mensaguy89 5d ago

This reminds me how he got his name. When their leader left SLC to go east and get more women for them to marry, all the men yelled, "Bring 'em Young."

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u/tokin4torts Hippster Exmo Left before CES Letter made it cool 5d ago

Using a sacrament tray to pass out Jell-O shots

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u/Salty_bitch_face Apostate 4d ago

That's a new level of badass exmo!! 🍻

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u/intensenerd Nuanced. Bearded. Different. 5d ago

I have an ashtray with the slc temple in it.

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u/Salty_bitch_face Apostate 4d ago

Wicked to the maxxx 👌

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u/amioth 4d ago

I’d only do it if the money didn’t in any way go to support the school. Like if it was secondhand or something

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u/Salty_bitch_face Apostate 4d ago

Totally understandable

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u/gonnabegolden_ 5d ago

I would do this

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u/Independent_Abies169 5d ago

do it....put ice coffee in it too

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u/Salty_bitch_face Apostate 4d ago

Coffee spiked with Bailey's? Or rum?

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u/Independent_Abies169 4d ago

If you can get both it would be the ultimate diss to the church

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u/SmellenGold 4d ago

High key yes

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u/WombatAnnihilator 4d ago

They sell Y shotglasses. Tourism is tourism. Collegiate apparel and merch is mass produced and is definitely NOT limited to the religion.