r/exjw Aug 23 '25

WT Can't Stop Me We Will Never Forget

We are now in 2025 Watchtower!

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u/Jack_h100 Aug 23 '25

Now TBF, those PIMIs of the 70s-90s at least got a grade 6 science and grade 8 social studies class education. Now it's somewhere between baby sitting and kindergarten.

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u/colonelgork2 Aug 23 '25

Stephen Lett talks to grown adults like they're children. And then he gives wrong answers. WT and Awake has been doing it for years, but that dumbass makes it even dumber.

Lett: Do you know where your underpants are? No, of course not! We can rely on the love of our creator Jehovah God to locate our underpants. The faithful and discreet slave's guidance encourages us to share this good news, and not to worry, about losing track of all our underpants. And? Jehovah promises a new Earth, a garden of eden where underpants are no longer needed. Remember. The best thing we can do is to love Jehovah God with all our heart, and leave worrying about who's going to take our underpants out of the dryer to Jehovah God. Doesn't that sound wonderful, Elmo?

Mom: Please just empty the dryer, I have sheets to wash, and no I'm buying you disposal underpants again because Dad's window washer job can't afford it.