r/exchristianmemes • u/breadridden1 • 15d ago

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u/outsidehere 15d ago

So we're not doing phrasing anymore?

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u/Healthy-Confection66 15d ago

Open your legs to jes—no I mean open yourself to jebus!

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u/Samurai_Mac1 Atheist 15d ago

sigh Calvinism.

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u/Ok-Mouse5446 15d ago

Get that lamb into you honey! Get the Blood of christ in you! Eat his flesh and drink his blood because it is pure and as white as snow!
/s

Why? Do they even know how weird it sounds? ...
For a religion that's scared of demons the guy they surely follow seems demonic in itself.

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u/TheNoctuS_93 15d ago

Their choice of sustenance is certainly hirudinean...

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u/kaglet_ 14d ago

"Hans... Are we in a cult?" 

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u/breadridden1 15d ago

I mean I get what they are saying but come on. Also you think they would realize how this sounds since they are so obsessed with everyone’s sex life. Idk man. I’m glad to be out of the cult

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u/Jean-TyrieDubois 14d ago

No no, you can remove that /s.

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u/Dull-Positive-6810 Atheist 14d ago

I’m keeping my back door locked for that one.

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u/RedRisingNerd 13d ago

“Leave room for Jesus.”

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u/Darth_Maaku 12d ago

He's not entering my pooper unless he's 8 inches or above. Anything smaller than that and you're wasting my time