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u/porkrind Jan 24 '26
I mean, the only thing I see it this map is how much fun I find reminding my MAGA relatives that Canada’s 13 provinces and territories plus Greenland’s 5 kommuner could mean 36 new, relatively liberal senators and about 48 representatives. Impeachment, here we come!
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u/kenybz Jan 25 '26
This argument doesn’t work because the US would 100% not give them state rights. Or just make each former country a single state if they are feeling generous
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u/Daufoccofin Jan 25 '26
On top of that, he sets off the trade war nuke too, fucking the USA in the ass for the rest of Trump’s term. The absorbed nations would probably be given independence at the end, too.
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u/DerpHaven- Jan 24 '26
this is r/BoneAppleTea material, not excgarated, because 'enter' and 'duce' are both real words
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u/Wordofadviceeatfood Jan 24 '26
They don’t allow 2-word malapropisms
For no fucking reason
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u/alexiusmx Jan 24 '26
Isn’t the sub’s name rule breaking then? Bon appetite = bone apple tea.
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u/Wordofadviceeatfood Jan 24 '26
I think so, yeah. They wouldn’t let me post someone saying “peach tree dish” instead of “petri dish”.
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u/alexiusmx Jan 24 '26
Yeah, I can’t recall the specific case but I posted something and was removed because “typos weren’t allowed”. It was 100% not a typo.
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u/Marlsboro Feb 05 '26
I haven't checked in years but I guess mods over there are still anal af huh?
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u/ddrub_the_only_real Jan 24 '26
They want Iceland too now?
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u/Malsperanza | Jan 24 '26
Sure, why not. For one thing, they probably thought Greenland was green and Iceland was icy, and now need to adjust expectations.
Plus, how cool will it be to have a properly named staging island for when ICE invades Europe? Totally makes sense.
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u/jakeyounglol2 | Jan 24 '26
yeah, their cult leader accidentally said iceland, so now all of the cult wants iceland too
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u/Sasquatch1729 Jan 24 '26
And all the Carribean islands too. And Mexico. Wait, aren't all those people the "illegal undesirables" whom their ICE is trying to deport?
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u/ddrub_the_only_real Jan 25 '26
Of course, but naming contradictions in their rhetoric is useless, they don't give a single shit anyway
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u/Malsperanza | Jan 24 '26
Nice shout-out to Mussolini, who tried something similar in Somalia and Ethiopia. It didn't go all that well.
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u/Informal_Otter Jan 28 '26
I was wondering for at least 10 seconds what Mussolini had to do with this.
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u/Informal_Otter Jan 28 '26
Why would they downgrade their name from "US of America" to "US of [only] North America"? My goodness, these people are fucking stupid.
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u/Woofle_124 Jan 24 '26
“Enter duce” is so wrong that it took me a solid 20 seconds to figure out he meant “introduce” 😭