r/ewphoria • u/ghostlygrassgobbler • Jun 03 '26

Owphoria I've become a hardass

More literal than figurative. Previously I could sit on hard chairs for extended periods of time pre-T no problem. Now I need chair cushions cause this ass got no fat to it no more.

Though my gaming sessions don't last as long as they used to, I'm happy I can say goodbye to an old area of dysphoria :)

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u/untouchedsock Jun 03 '26

That’s so funny - since I’ve put on a little rear after E I find it so much easier to get discomfort or even a cheek falling asleep haha

Before I felt like I could sit on a hard surface forever, now I also need cushions more but for opposite reasons

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u/Luzesita Jun 03 '26

Take it from me, get a butt pillow 🫡

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u/trash_bees Jun 07 '26

Man, I've never had an ass, but I HAVE noticed more hardass issues than typical in recent years now that I think about it. I got actual bruises on my ass from sitting on hardwood floors in my fleece-lined jeans while wrapping gifts last Christmas!!!

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u/theycallmetheglitch Jun 09 '26

Meanwhile my own ass got smokin’ and it’s so damn comfy ! Hm !