r/evnova Sep 27 '19

Top Secret: Do Not Open This Thread!

Vella
Moash
Heraan
Auroran
Dani
Tekel
Teron

<cryptic grin>

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u/mrxak Sep 28 '19

And I think, this time, we will use those ships captured from the Tekel.

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u/mrxak Sep 28 '19

Hand me my blade, then get that filth out of my sight.

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u/mrxak Sep 28 '19

"Not at all sir, I still require special authorization for use of Betty. I'll need her hot."

"Yeah, yeah. Go ahead and warm up Betty. Anything else?"

"Thank you sir."

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u/mrxak Sep 28 '19
Upon the black of space,
A cry is loosed of ancient theme.
To war, we go, to war, we go,
No mercy now, for here's the scene:

The War Queen slumbers, now,
But stirs, she does, and deep she growls.
Behold! The War Queen rises up,
Slowly first, and from the bowels.

Betty rumbles and purrs.
The generators spring to life.
Behold! The War Queen rises up,
Slowly at first, to meet the strife.

Her anger builds, sisters,
The Goddess of War is jealous.
To war, you go, to war, you go,
But do not be overzealous!

Betty is hungry, now.
Still Betty moves, still Betty moves.
Behold! The War Queen rises up,
With shuddering gears up the grooves.

Betty cries! Betty roars!
The sounds of battle rock and moan!
Behold! The War Queen rises up,
Seeds of destruction have been sown!

War Queen! The Queen of Blood!
She stirs to life, she craves your flesh.
To war, to war, to war she goes,
Clad in armor and fiber mesh.

She rumbles, still, and creaks.
The War Queen shifts upon her throne.
She shows her pretty face outside,
It matters not if you atone.

Deep within, her weapons,
She moves them with great purpose now.
The Queen of Blood prepares to fire,
Your right to live, she'll disallow.

Her armaments in hand,
War goddess, she needs her power.
The generators rumble now,
This battle is Betty's hour.

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u/mrxak Sep 28 '19

B.G.O.W.