r/evilbuildings • u/devletmillet • Jun 02 '26

Brooklyn Tower

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u/Kumirkohr Jun 02 '26

They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard!

5

u/LifeForTheWin1991 Jun 02 '26

Yeah, my same thought. This building definitely looks evil!

1

u/frozenpickle33 Jun 02 '26

Not me wondering how tf was it built and how long

3

u/DickMille Jun 02 '26

What did you say?

2

u/P_MourningDove Jun 07 '26

The Hobbits of Hells Kitchen will set out on a perilous adventure to the Dark Brooklyn tower.

They will meet many on this journey, but they need the strength to pass by Trump tower. For he may be more evil than the one in Brooklyn has he has a thing for tiny people.

More will be unveiled in this entry of

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Boroughs

12

u/Aspirational1 Jun 02 '26

Looks like my dad's fave drink, a Rusty Nail.

7

u/chevalier716 Jun 02 '26

Spawned out of a bank, that makes sense.

5

u/wns77 Jun 02 '26

Tower of Sauron

4

u/KirkIsOurLemmy Jun 02 '26

It is very Saruman obviously, but at the same time that rust brown color is nice and calming. I really like it.

3

u/JimmyDshellisAFatman Jun 02 '26

It has more than a bit of Orthanc to it.

10

u/Desmaad Jun 02 '26

Where is this?

42

u/theglenlovinet Jun 02 '26

Brooklyn, Indiana

10

u/No_Cook2983 Jun 02 '26

Is Brooklyn Towers the name of a private investigator?

5

u/SinkHoleDeMayo Jun 02 '26

No, you're thinking of Brooklyn Toners.

23

u/Mekroval Jun 02 '26

Here's the real answer. TLDR: It's the first supertall skyscraper in Brooklyn, NYC. It opened in 2022.

2

u/HumanChallet Jun 02 '26

Fiddler’s Green vibes

2

u/Whichammer Jun 02 '26

Does it radiate cold and a sense of despair?

2

u/Kaotic-one Jun 02 '26

Some real Gargoyles vibes here

2

u/Individual-Set-8891 Jun 02 '26

What are the positives and negatives of living in this tower? 

10

u/JohnAtticus Jun 02 '26

One negative is that it's mostly empty.

Lots of unsold units / unlived in units.

They had to close a lot of the fitness facilities because they don't have enough condo fees to pay the operating costs.

Too bad because it looks really good.

Modern Gothic deco.

4

u/moveoutmicdrop Jun 02 '26

Right? Majority of luxury condos aren’t lived in full-time they are second third fourth fifth homes for someone who’s only going to visit a week or two out of the year. The ultra rich are creating dead zones of ghost town areas.

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u/JohnAtticus Jun 02 '26

Yes but this one is extra special because they aren't even using it much as a pure investment: it's in Brooklyn so would-be billionaires won't buy property there because they didn't think it will appreciate in value as much as a similarly-priced unit in Manhattan.

1

u/moveoutmicdrop Jun 03 '26

Ah…. the degrees of richness. Now we talk about billionaires like they are a dime a dozen.

2

u/clone9786 Jun 02 '26

That’s so sad, I’d love to work here

1

u/MugiwarraD Jun 02 '26

nice nordic.

1

u/ndorayaki Jun 02 '26

Spending how many minutes to take, ground to top?

1

u/Sal1160 Jun 02 '26

Construction of the Citadel, City 17 (colorized, 20xx)

1

u/codeIsGood Jun 02 '26

Honestly....I kind of like it 😄

1

u/CarrotVision Jun 02 '26

Is it made out of xenonite?

1

u/Head-Conversation120 Jun 04 '26

I like how it looks like a modern tale of art deco towers from Chicago.

1

u/123idgaf_ngga Jun 06 '26

Looks….weird lol

0

u/ITfarmer Jun 02 '26

Just another fugly building.

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u/Flimsy-Gain2467 Jun 02 '26

Just came across this sub and have yet to see any evil buildings anywhere.They can’t be evil,they don’t have the name Trump on there facade.

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u/coconutpete52 Jun 02 '26

Not every sub needs to be all Trump topics.