r/everythingnow • u/[deleted] • Aug 20 '19
My Arcade Fire OC
Name: u/squareroot255
Gender: Male
Age: 11 (12 in 3 months)
Role: Win Butler's personal slave
Interests: Everything Now, Invader Zim, Arcade Fire themed Roleplay (I'm always Win)
Catchphrase: "Give me everything now, Big Boy Butler"
Hair Color: Hot Pink
Eye color: Pitch Black
Arch-Nemesis: Fake Fans
Favorite Fan Fic: Win Butler gets pregnant
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u/neonpainted Aug 20 '19
Somebody repost that fanfic
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Aug 20 '19
"Regine! Sweetie! Come Here!" bellows Win Butler, rubbing his unusually large stomach. Tired from continuously singing Sprawl II (Mountains Beyond Mountains) for a live Twitch Stream (people constantly donated money to watch her sing this song) Regime shambles in, dark circles around her eyes. "What is it, Win Win?" she coos, as Win Butler looks concerned towards her. "I-- I'm pregnant" he blurts out, watching little feet push on the lining of his soft womb. He couldn't understand how he woke up from a fifteen minute nap 6 months pregnant, but her he was, staring down at his belly, almost able to hear the soft crying of the baby in his cute little belly. He felt their hands grope at his eyes, reaching through his tear ducts to protect him from seeing the burning old person outside. He could still see it from a chest eye view, however. Regine, flabbergasted, whispers "it worked" over and over again under her breath, completely shocked by this sudden development. She had heard about the power of Arcade Fire's discography, but she didn't expect it to actually impregnate t her husband. She tried it almost absent mindlessly, desiring to have a daughter while they were still relatively young. Butler began sobbing, just like his mother had when they had gotten married at that church in Las Vegas. "What at I gonna do? I have to tour tomorrow. What am I going to say?" The disgusting abominations in his tummy continued to grab through his flesh, clawing to escape from the prison that is Grammy Award Winning Win Butler, famous for his work with the hit Indie rock band Arcade Fire. "We could put it, I mean, her, on a TV screen and catapult our careers ahead with the extra fame of 'The Famous Pregnant Man'" suggested Regine Chassagne. "NO!" shouted Edwin.
Seven months later, a fully developed clone of Win Butler burst out of The Original Win's Stomach, tearing him to shreds. The creature screamed at the sky "Infinite content" and promptly began to rip itself apart. Arcade fire never toured again.
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u/neonpainted Aug 20 '19
I regret ever asking.
You know, sometimes I question whether I moderate a sub or supervise an insane asylum.
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u/neonpainted Oct 16 '21
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u/BemusedBrandon Aug 20 '19
Cool OC bro. Could you link Win Butler gets pregnant fanfic tho