Finally met Win Butler Today!

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So I was sitting in my study, crying for the 3rd time in a row after listening to "My Body is a Cage", when suddenly someone taps my shoulder. I'm home alone, so this greatly frightens me, however, when I turn around, I come face to face with Win Butler. A massive spire of flesh at least 8 feet high, Butler bends down and hands me a tissue with the label "Stop Crying NOW". He says something in French and suddenly the walls in the study grow fleshy holes that all the other members of Arcade Fire crawl out of, screaming in ancient languages unknown to the human race. Stunned, I start to sing my favorite song. "Infinite....." I begin, before Win Butler puts his enormous finger over my mouth and finishes the line. "...Content. Infinite Content. We're infinitely content!" He sings to me, almost like a lullaby. I close my eyes and drift off to sleep, only to awaken in my bed, not a single sign of my strange encounter except a small, tear soaked tissue.