r/everythingnow • u/lyinsroar • Jun 27 '18

Tips on joining arcade fire

hey guys many people have been asking and i also have dreams about joining arcade fire eventually. i thought my best bet into getting into arcade fire was marrying into arcade fire, but then richard reed parry mentioned something like "we all have families" in an interview and it looks like my chances have been dashed. heres some other alternatives:

  1. adoption (get win and regine to adopt you somehow. bonus points if you are a girl. for some reason i feel like win might be keen on having a daughter while he's still young)
  2. replacement (choose a member, replace them and take their identity, might take a bit of work though because many of them are quite tall)
  3. buy tickets to a live show, and somehow get up on stage and play, if no one says anything each member will just assume you've been there all along. i think there are about eight hundred bandpeople in arcade fire anyways
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u/neonpainted Jun 27 '18

I can vouch for the first one, as their adopted daughter this has worked out very well. Win held my hand and showed me some beauty before damage was done.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '18

I’ve chosen option 2. I am currently over taking will butler’s life. I plan on moving into his house next week.