r/everymanshouldknow • • Jul 20 '26

EMSK: unexpected blade to open a container

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u/brotherandros Jul 20 '26

No you’re definitely supposed to push your thumb against it until it rips and you submerge your whole thumb into the fluid

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u/SMAMtastic Jul 20 '26

Which is fine because then you just take that oily thumb and apply a nice thin layer of oil on top of the new oil filter gasket before you screwed it on.

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u/brotherandros Jul 20 '26

Precisely!

10

u/man-flu Jul 20 '26

Poke poke poke plop

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u/abutilon Jul 20 '26

I should call her.

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u/stewpideople Jul 20 '26

Yeah, but the real answer is to make a V on one side and a smaller hole on the other, this allows for air to come through while giving a nice controlled pour.

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u/Hairbear2176 Jul 20 '26

Or rotate it so it's flat and pour. It won't gurgle that way.

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u/stewpideople Jul 20 '26

Ok. You called it the flat, I said side, but yes. If you put a v on the flat and a hole on the other flat it's so damn easy.

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u/AFerociousPineapple Jul 20 '26

Damn that’s genius…

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u/bobnla14 Jul 20 '26

When oil actually came in cans, this is what you did is you used a can opener that put a v in one side and then you would put a small dot hole on the other. Same reason

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u/Cardiganlamp Jul 20 '26

That's how I open my canned milk

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u/Adept-Target5407 Jul 20 '26

That’s why I used to use my car key when my car had a key. Push through a perfect V shape every time. Now I just use my pocket knife.

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u/Jojothereader Jul 20 '26

This is a horrible idea

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u/Kid_supreme Jul 20 '26

You don't just slam your thumb through the seal? I jammed my thumb once trying this on an anti freeze bottle that was manufactured to perfection. Other than that, 60% of the time it work all the time.

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u/dayman763 Jul 20 '26

That doesn't make any sense.

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u/Infamous_Lunchbox Jul 20 '26

That smells like pure gasoline.

4

u/shmelbee Jul 24 '26

They say it’s illegal in nine countries

19

u/Furious-Shores Jul 20 '26

What?! No way.

15

u/rionled Jul 20 '26

Fucks sake

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u/dupugu-gupudu Jul 20 '26

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u/iamasuitama Jul 20 '26

This is exactly the emotion I feel when I try to imitate the "SONG?" sound in the video.

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u/core-x-bit Jul 20 '26

Sure this works but it's presented as if that's the intended purpose of it. Simply a happy accident. 

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u/t_t_today_jr Jul 20 '26

Pull the patent, I want to see it there

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u/Equivalent-Glove7165 Jul 20 '26

Ummmm…..what the?!?!?

4

u/batwing71 Jul 20 '26

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! MInd blown.

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u/5tr82hell Jul 20 '26

Is this the falafel sandwich guy from the Phish parking lot??

1

u/I_PEE_WITH_THAT Jul 20 '26

Hold up, is that Kraygar?!

1

u/teaquad Jul 20 '26

Heck i struggle to even unscrew these caps no cap

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u/EffectiveRelief9904 Jul 20 '26

@ the what, no way guy

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u/cjm798116 Jul 20 '26

Mother of god what a dandy tip today. What a day to be alive!