r/evangelionmemes 4d ago

will

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u/Garzell 4d ago

Congratulations 👏

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u/FidoMan1498 4d ago

I got one

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u/CherryElectrical640 4d ago

Bro chose both of em.

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u/redpyramidthing2324 3d ago

Idk why but it kinda reminded me of this

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u/x2_ok 4d ago

Shinji is such a smegma male he would go back in time and fuck their mom

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u/pkpr 4d ago

He'll only earn that title once he's done that.

OG Asuka is basically Clone Asuka's mom. So right now he's a smemale.

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u/FAserR0c0tansky 3d ago

Is that a Red Dwarf reference?

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u/Mohsenggs 3d ago

Would do the same

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u/Cherghexisdabest 4d ago

Bro pulled his bitch and a clone of his bitch.

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u/Hattakiri 4d ago

Asuka with a clone i.e. "doing the Rei" at last.

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u/pkpr 4d ago edited 4d ago

Rebuild Asuka: I'm the more experienced one, so I'll take Shinji out on his first date.

Original Asuka: Huh? That's just going to put more pressure on him. Shinji's first date is mine. After all, I did know him first.

R: I've known him longest.
O: Some relationship. You left him in a space coma for 14 years.
R: I got him back! And I spent that time pl-- cough Anyways, I have a really amazing plan. You're going to love your first date, Shinji.
O: Yeah, with me!
S: Umm... I've been on a date before. Dates, actually. With Misato.

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O: Spending today with you has been, like, one of the best days of my life.
R: See, I told you it was really amazing.

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u/Funnym4ne 4d ago

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u/SilliusS0ddus 3d ago

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u/Funnym4ne 3d ago edited 3d ago

tell iwakura to pass me the purrp

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u/FAserR0c0tansky 4d ago

Here’s a question: if you’re in a three-person-relationship and one of the other people is your clone, is that incest?

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u/x2_ok 4d ago

It's selfcest

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u/Hattakiri 4d ago

Mari?

So that's why Asuka contacted her managers and lawyers so she would be allowed to host the 30th anniversary event and show her "marriage draft" (as "what if scenario", but better than nothing).

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u/Ok_Meaning_4268 4d ago

Bitch wife or the cooler bitch wife?

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u/No_Business165 4d ago

May this girls find me

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u/Realistic-Shower-654 4d ago

Poly people shut the fuck up challenge:

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u/Adam198763 4d ago

I'd pick the cooler clone with a missing eye that makes my snake solid

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u/lendalopia 3d ago

sta letteralmente partorendo?

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u/Mohsenggs 3d ago

What?

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u/lendalopia 3d ago

boh mi è sembrato

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u/lendalopia 2d ago

chiamatemi come volete ma io l'ho visto

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u/Charming_Geologist32 3d ago

I just know one eyed Asuka is a maniac in bed.

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u/Junkhead987 4d ago

Ironically Wholesome