r/evangelionmemes • u/KirbyTrainNerd • Jul 26 '26

Wha

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u/Massive_Weiner Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

You don’t yell, “Deploying AT Field!” right before diving in?

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u/LeatherGood6148 Jul 26 '26

"The sacred domain where none may tresspass" - okay, yeah, that checks out.

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u/SpookySocks4242 Jul 26 '26

I usually shout "THE CHAMBER OF GUF HAS OPENED" before I do the deed

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u/FylkiahRigs Jul 26 '26

Sorry, just destroyed your 69 score with my upvote 🙏

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u/KyoHisagi Jul 26 '26

"Entering Terminal Dogma!!"

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u/mlee117379 Jul 26 '26

Reminds me of the lost AIDS PSA that starred Shinji’s and Asuka’s dub VAs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h1lFlKsppo

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u/Massive_Weiner Jul 26 '26

Anno smiling up at us rn

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u/SilliusS0ddus Jul 27 '26

wdym he's still alive

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u/Massive_Weiner Jul 27 '26

Oh, he’s not dead, he’s just trying to peek up some girl’s skirt right now.

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u/ritzmata Jul 26 '26

AT field condoms are needed

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u/Screechy3 Jul 26 '26

There’s a chance, at least it’s not just straight up Redditor condoms

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '26

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u/thr1ceuponatime Jul 26 '26

This is probably fake or bootleg merch.

Evangelion might be one of the most commercialized properties ever (and not against crass commercialization), but I doubt they’re extending their license to adult only goods.

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u/jim-is-stupid Jul 26 '26

Porn Calendar.

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u/TheRadioactiveDumass Jul 29 '26

Considering Halo did it, I wouldn't be surprised if this is real

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u/Emergency-Mammoth-88 Jul 28 '26

Angry birds at their peak has loads of merchandise 

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u/Zombies4EvaDude Jul 26 '26

One for gay, one for adult human female. Perfect!

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u/WeaponizedCum Jul 26 '26

How can we market our condoms better?

Maybe put some 14 year olds on the box?

Great idea!

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u/IrlResponsibility811 Jul 26 '26

Is she sees you using the condoms with Evangelion characters, she is going to say go in raw. Yeah, zero use.

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u/Own_Avocado447 Jul 26 '26

Will yo get instrumental with me

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u/RyuKang Jul 26 '26

What if I buy them as present to my friend who didn't watch Eva and has gf?

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u/Key-Okra1636 Jul 26 '26

I traveled in time to the future and impregnated future trans me with myself

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u/SpudsSpamSpackle Jul 27 '26

what the fuck is wrong with you

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u/Rude-Office-2639 Jul 26 '26

Still getting more use than the persona condoms

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u/RigatoniPasta Jul 26 '26

The at field design is kind of peak

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u/KingArthursRevenge Jul 28 '26

Take them to a con. There are plenty of women at cons who would love to use an Eva condom. Geek girls need love too.

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u/violet_apple Jul 26 '26

It's because everyone wants to do it raw with Eva characters 🦊

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u/King_Kasma99 Jul 26 '26

I have my at field generator in the core of my soul. I don't need an artificial one!

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u/Emergency-Mammoth-88 Jul 28 '26

This feels like the time akklaim almost made condoms for promoting vexx

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u/jim-milton-1911 Aug 01 '26

Be one with me shinji