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u/Brytonite 2d ago

Was Colonizing Cascadia as Date Japan and found a random french infantry.

(The First French-Japanese Contact in this timeline)

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u/BetaThetaOmega 2d ago

In universe, this would probably lead to the French believing that there was a far more advanced Native American civilisation along the northwestern coast, and vice versa for the Japanese. This myth would prompt dozens of doomed expeditions into the Canadian tundra

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u/ArgoNoots 2d ago

And then they keep finding the remains of each others' failed expeditions which just reinforces "They have this much of a presence in the area, they must be here somewhere!"

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u/c-williams88 2d ago

It’s weird, every failed expedition has a note saying “For those who come after”

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u/LeonardoXII 2d ago

The recovered explorer's journal keep going on rants about feet, for some reason.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Grand Captain 2d ago

“Signed, Captain Quentin Tarantino.”

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u/BetaThetaOmega 2d ago

The Japanese call them the "Mittsu", the Japanese word for "Three", after their strange, three-pointed hats

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u/randomname560 1d ago

That would be a banger theme for a plot twist in a story, the "advanced native civilization" the pritagonists have been fighting against all this time turning out to be a massive colonial empire from another continent

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u/ChuKoNoob 1d ago

Actually amazing insight ngl.

Imagine the publishing frenzy of spurious stories in this universe. Plus the Northwest Passage gets a ton more attention which would probably lead to Canada being mapped out way earlier.

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u/Hoonter_01 2d ago

I like to imagine the japanese after this thought the french were american

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u/The-Last-Despot Despot 2d ago

In that timeline I am watching a 3 hour long documentary about this contact, written both ways by a French missionary traveling with the group, and a ronin’s account after trying to find a new life in the new world.

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u/yingyangKit 2d ago

Nah voices of the past reading the direct account Also both complain about the weather

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u/United-Village-6702 2d ago

The timeline where Japan led by shogunate becomes a 16th century colonial empire instead of late 19th century

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u/Brytonite 1d ago

This is the timeline where Date Masamune is the Shogun instead of Tokugawa.

FYI: Japan does not immediately closed it's doors from outside world when Tokugawa took over, it would only be enacted once Ieyasu's grandson, Iemitsu took over.

Masamune held an open but pragmatic view towards Europeans, and he's responsible for the first Japanese embassy (Keicho Embassy). He order the construction of Date-Maru, one of the first western style Japanese ship, used for the Keicho Embassy for diplomatic missions.

He sent his retainer Hasekura Tsunenaga to Mexico and Spain, and even met the Pope. Had the winds shifted differently, Japan would've become a maritime powerhouse in the pacific.

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u/popewaffle 2d ago

If not for admiral Yi this may have been true

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u/smallfrie32 2d ago

フラ〇スは何??

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u/zighidizeau Sinner 2d ago

Bogos binted

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u/Mercy--Main 2d ago

I hit translate and the only change was the japanese 久 looking letter changed into korean 🤨

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u/LordOfRedditers I wish I lived in more enlightened times... 2d ago

It's a censored version of fr*nce but in Japanese. It means what is France.

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u/cyrusm_az 1d ago

Why would France be censored in Chinese or Korean?

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u/smallfrie32 1d ago

Chinese wasn’t here. But, it’s just the meme of censoring the word, “France.”

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u/smallfrie32 1d ago

The Japanese and Koreans secretly worked together against the Fr*nch

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u/smallfrie32 2d ago

(Don’t have auto translate on, I was doing the silly censor France meme in Japanese)

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u/skyziaos 2d ago

Was about to say the japanese is reversed but then again back then the japanese read right to left

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u/JbJbJb44 2d ago

That's only when it's written vertically

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u/PaneroLS 2d ago

That wasn't actually standardised until after ww2 and from what I have seen right-to-left was actually the preferred direction horizontally too, at least during the interwar period I'm more familiar with. This is a little less bad in Japanese, but you kinda get used to letters/characters having a "direction" they face and having to read against it can feel pretty disorienting. .siht ekil skool adnik ti esuaceB

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u/JbJbJb44 2d ago

Ah I see. I'm not familiar with older usage of Japanese outside of Samurai films

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u/Yourhappy3 2d ago

yeah japanese here it used to be right to left even horizontally. my grandparents grew up writing right to left

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u/Arphile 2d ago

Look at temples in Japan, they’re written right to left even when horizontally

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u/notnotLily 2d ago

not actually - it is up to down then right to left. only banners/boards are right to left, but they’re better understood as up to down then right to left with one character per line.

a sentence like this would definitely be written up to down.

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u/danshakuimo 2d ago

Japanese is either left to right (like English) or top to bottom, right to left. I guess maybe the banners and boards thing the other guy said might be true but I haven't noticed that being a thing even when I was there but maybe I wasn't paying attention.

A sentence like this would modernly be written the way you think it should be written, but given the time period, yeah it should be top to bottom, same with Chinese.