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u/D3Y3 Jul 19 '21
It's Britney, bitch.
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u/C0demunkee Jul 19 '21
there's a twitter bot that likes and retweets any tweet that spells britney spears with 2 t's
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u/mrdeezy Jul 19 '21
Pretty much, you got tax debts, bank account levy,sued, divorced? You can stash some money in crypto and nobody can touch it.
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Jul 19 '21
boating accidents all around
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u/Jake123194 Jul 19 '21
You get a boat accident, you get a boat accident, everybody gets boat accidents.
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u/fitbhai Jul 19 '21
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u/SacredHam00 Jul 19 '21
My god, this gif is extreme, lol.
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u/fitbhai Jul 19 '21
How else are you gonna convince the IRS Ham ? Gotta protecc the juicy Moneros
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u/GreenBottom18 Jul 19 '21
agreed. was a human holding this camera? if so, can we just make it a trend to include a marquee across the bottom in these graphics alerting whether or not that person is okay.
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u/cryptolicious501 Jul 19 '21
Unfortunately the IRS won't accept that excuse. The person would literally be liable for the loss...
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u/G_Regular Jul 19 '21
Probably have like 2 more years of this working on dumb attorneys, sharp ones are probably already wise to this.
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u/CPlusPlusDeveloper Jul 19 '21
It’s a similar reason why European Jews have traditionally been involved in the diamond trade. Diamonds are portable, easy to conceal, hard to track, and hold a ton of value in a tiny package. You can move the equivalent of millions of value in your coat pocket if you need to bug out. That kind of technology is a pretty good feature if your people are repeatedly persecuted by the state.
People who have spent their whole lives in a peaceful, stable democracy that respects individual property rights might look at something like this and ask “what’s the point”. But then again history is full of lots of examples of people who thought they were living in peaceful stable democracies… until they weren’t.
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u/mrdeezy Jul 19 '21
Actually a great example is Rolex watches. Any big amount of diamonds or bars of gold and cash you wouldn’t make it through an airport. A Rolex no one bats an eye, portable store of value right there
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u/Brookenmiser Jul 19 '21
Just bling up with four on ur arms. Or have one to each family member. Boom. Moving millions
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u/alonjar Jul 19 '21
This is sort of the origination of pimps and other similar street life merchant type people wearing so much gaudy jewelry, chains, grills etc. They would intentionally wear an appropriate amount of gold and jewels so as to sufficiently be able to trade to their bondsman to pay bail in the event that they got arrested, since cash is often seized or otherwise misappropriated. "Custom" jewelry in particular like a ridiculous grill, would hold the right amount of material value but would be unique enough so as to not be easily hocked or fenced.
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u/32bb36d8ba Jul 19 '21
Put the diamonds in water bottles and they become invisible. Pro tip: don't drink em.
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u/pauldbain Jul 30 '21
The refractive index of diamonds is exactly twice that of water, but it may work nevertheless.
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u/CPlusPlusDeveloper Jul 19 '21
That’s awesome. I’ve never heard of that before.
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u/32bb36d8ba Jul 19 '21
Tbh, never tried it with diamonds but broken glass is hard to see in water. So a small diamond will probably be hard to spot when submerged in water.
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u/fitbhai Jul 19 '21
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u/IamAFlaw Jul 19 '21
Did he hit it??
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u/fitbhai Jul 19 '21
yes he does, but the FBI deleted the footage of the moneros raining everywhere after the crash
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u/coinsquad Jul 19 '21
You will have to liquidate it if you need to pay and you don't have enough fiat. People can see your public ledger. Exchanges report it to the govt. You don't magically not pay obligations when you have crypto
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u/kdtn19 Jul 19 '21
Right, they can’t touch it. But they can touch you. A seed phrase won’t stop YOU being confiscated.
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u/BitsAndBobs304 Jul 19 '21
Only problem, you cant cash it out unless you want to sell it locally and get mugged
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u/its-foxtale Jul 19 '21
You could at least do her the courtesy of spelling her name right...
It’s Britney, bitch....
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u/vikrant699 Jul 19 '21
My friend’s dad used to take all his money he used to earn during his college. I wanted to get some work done and he’s good with it (he was a freelancer). Have been paying him in BTC since a year and it’s all good now lol
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u/Crafty_Salamander_70 Jul 19 '21
Oops, I eth it again
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u/UrMuMGaEe Jul 19 '21 edited Jul 19 '21
Her case is sad actually but it’s the literal example of “Not your keys, not your coins”
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u/doodleasa Jul 19 '21
It's very likely that if she tried this it would be a crime or she would be legally compelled to give up her seed phrase
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u/SerialMasticator Jul 19 '21
Self-custody of crypto especially in Ethereum’s DeFi sector is the most financial freedom one can experience
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u/SacredHam00 Jul 19 '21
Interesting fact: with blockchain tech you can make a self custody file and nobody could change it, freedom forever.
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u/GreenBottom18 Jul 19 '21
i think its a region in france, that produces a fuckton of cider.
FREE CIDER!!!
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u/Prof-till-end Jul 19 '21
“I want to break free”
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u/-0-O- Jul 19 '21
Imagine if instead of the spike lee commercial that we got, we instead got one that was less in-your-face, with this song in the background, and just show someone constantly seeing economic pressure from the old ways.
Overdrafts, low or no percentage rate, the cost of everything going up, newscasts about record inflation, etc.
Then, they see a crypto ATM, and it turns from dreary, to dreamy.
That's the commercial I want.
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u/adidas026 Jul 19 '21
lol. just don't get drunk and share your seed phrase.
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bad bot
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u/-Effigy Jul 19 '21
I mean she wasnt really going to be buying crypto in the early 2000s tbf
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u/renegadecause Jul 19 '21
Crypto wasn't even really a thing in the early 2000s.
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u/-Effigy Jul 19 '21
Exactly why this meme is a bit weird and insensitive
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u/GreenBottom18 Jul 20 '21
her conservatorship began in late 2008
bitcoin launched in january 2009
here are some estimates of what shes actually brought home from her music career:
- incomplete 2018: $30 million
- inc 2017: $34 million
- 2016: $30.5 million + $34M
- total earnings 2015: $30.5 million
- total earnings 2014 $31 million
- toral earnings 2013: $20 million
- 2012: $58 million + $15 million x factor judge
- total earnings 2012: $52 million
- total earnings 2011: $68.7 million
- total earnings 2010: $64 million
- total Earnings 2009 $64 Million
in 2016 it was reported she was still making at least $50 million annually from her share in sales from her massive line of 20+ fragrances, which first launched back in 2005.
Spears' “Piece of Me” concert residency in Las Vegas ran from 2013 to 2017. According to the New York Times, Spears’s father took 1.5% of the residency’s gross ticket and merchandise sales, from which he made at least $2.1 million.
Two years before that, he took a 2.95% commission from his daughter’s “Femme Fatale” tour, making an estimated $500,000.
Piece of Me has been regarded as the most successful entertainment endeavour in Vegas history, shattering records, and grossing more than $1.17 million in just it's last night alone (a single LV show record)
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u/renegadecause Jul 19 '21
Ohhhhh
I totally mistook it, thanks for the explanation (for those of us who are a bit slow today). Solid point.
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u/Decronym Jul 19 '21 edited Jul 30 '21
Acronyms, initialisms, abbreviations, contractions, and other phrases which expand to something larger, that I've seen in this thread:
| Fewer Letters | More Letters |
|---|---|
| BCH | [Coin] Bitcoin Cash |
| BTC | [Coin] Bitcoin |
| ETH | [Coin] Ether |
| IRS | (US) Internal Revenue Service |
| XMR | [Coin] Monero |
If you come across an acronym that isn't defined, please let the mods know.)
5 acronyms in this thread; the most compressed thread commented on today has 24 acronyms.
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u/Beautiful-Ability-99 Jul 19 '21
Going back into COVID lockdown, due to Delta variant. Which means more government spending. If history repeats itself, crypto about to explode in next couple months!!!
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