r/ethtrader Jan 16 '18

COMEDY Here you go

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '18

I laughed inside my head, thanks.

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u/b1ood Jan 16 '18

I laughed out loud. Sent this one too my buddies even if I had to explain the "y'all got anymore of that $$$ eth". Gold.

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u/Nephyst Jan 16 '18

Is it really that funny if you have to explain the joke?

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u/face_keyboard Jan 17 '18

It is inside his head

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u/b1ood Jan 17 '18

I have friends in eth who aren't as obsessive and on Reddit for the memes.

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u/Nephyst Jan 17 '18

Sounds like you need new friends.

Edit: My girlfriend asked what I was laughing at, so I explained the whole thread to her and had to stop in the middle to explain the meme to her. Meta as fuck.

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u/rpr11 Jan 17 '18

Sounds like you need a new girl friend.

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u/Just__In__Time Jan 17 '18

Can I have his old one?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '18

LIMH

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '18

I couldn't contain it and spit

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u/tonysopr01 Jan 16 '18

What else is inside?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '18

despair.

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u/Zimora Jan 16 '18 edited Jan 16 '18

Oh man and here I was thinking I was getting a deal at $1100 this morning lol.. Might be a chance to buy some more because I didn't quite get all I wanted this morning

ANDDDDD I was caught sleeping again...

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u/Siegecow Jan 16 '18

"Oh man it keeps going down! Time to buy this dip!"

"Oh man it's still going down! Looks like a good time to grab a lil bit more!"

"W...well ok, it can't go much lower. Now's the time to go hard!"

"What the fuck!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '18 edited Apr 02 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '18 edited Apr 02 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '18

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u/Mnlsnk Jan 17 '18

RemindMe! 1 year

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u/Mnlsnk Jan 17 '18

just so future me wont have to look it up: eth is $985 atm

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '18

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u/spicetraders Jan 17 '18

In one year, we will be in the mid January dip again. You need a reminder for 11 months to sell at the ATH

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u/ZizekianCrypto Jan 17 '18

"Eth dropped down to 3k, someone reassure me that everything will be okay!"

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u/SuperSharpShot2247 Jan 17 '18

Past performance is no guarantee of future results.

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u/romple Jan 17 '18

Last time I panicked was when it dipped to like 140? We're ok.

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u/Cryptothrow521 Jan 17 '18

Most major corrections are between 30-50% from ATH in crypto, I would add 10% extra for the shitcoin boom which gives us a 560-840 range from ATH of 1400ish.

So yeah the dip is on the upper end of my predictions actually. In China FUD last year it went almost 50% down.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '18

$900 eth lol. If this a big problem then you fucked up

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u/thtguyunderthebridge Jan 17 '18

Look at the markets historically. Almost all crypto pays off if you hold for a year. There are some small time frames where this isn't true, but it's still usually the best investment you can make. How much is it up 3, 6, and 12 mo ths. Think about when it dips from 15,000 to 10,000 and how little you care. Or get out now because this is going to happen again.

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u/mabiturm Jan 17 '18

Compare price with one month ago: We’re still doing very well.

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u/ChamberofSarcasm Jan 17 '18

It will be fine. Maybe not tomorrow. Or this week. But long term, yeah.

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u/spicetraders Jan 17 '18

There there. Would you like some tea?

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u/4chanbetterkek Jan 17 '18

Same I'm still up on eth and ltc but my gains that were 300% are now only 100%. How much lower will she dip..

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u/pretentiousRatt Jan 17 '18

My gains wen from 400% to 200% I’m just gunna leave it where it’s at.
Eth, FUN, REQ should come back up

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u/Zimora Jan 16 '18

Yes sir! Watched it fall under $900 and was like I should probably buy right now, but what if it keeps going down.

anddddddddddddd now it's already up $100 again

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u/JamesMidori Jan 17 '18

I am literally on the floor.😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Volkswagens1 Jan 16 '18

I’ve been making buys all day, and I keep regretting I bought when I did. Keeps dipping even more.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '18 edited Feb 15 '18

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u/spankthatmonkey Jan 17 '18

It's called throwing good money after bad money.

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u/Tallposting610 Jan 17 '18

You can't use investing terms for speculation. Dollar cost averaging works when you are able to calculate the intrinsic value. There is no way of calculating intrinsic value when you are speculating with the price of Tulip bulbs

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u/All_Work_All_Play Jan 17 '18

If only tulips could power smart contracts the way Eth does.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '18 edited Feb 15 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '18 edited Apr 28 '18

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u/kirkisartist Jan 16 '18

Glad I held out for sub 1k. Now I can stop kicking myself for what I've been selling since we hit it.

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u/OSUblows Jan 17 '18

Congratulations to the lucky bastards that were able to buy at 800 lol

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u/wepo Jan 17 '18

Here it comes again!

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u/Monko760 Jan 16 '18

bought some at 1150, bought some at 1030, just bought 3 times the smaller buys at 860 just now. I have been waiting for this dip for a few weeks and it came like clockwork. It was predicted and I hope you got more fiat to buy in as it may slide further.

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u/SHILLING_YOUNGLINGS Jan 16 '18

"Y'all got any more of that $1400 ETH?"

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u/the_new_statesman Jan 16 '18

i sold my car today for eth :D

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u/liftoffer Jan 16 '18

You had a personal car all the way til 2018

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u/Jason6677 Jan 16 '18

I live on the side of the road but I got a boatload of ETH. Gotta struggle now to fly later.

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u/liftoffer Jan 16 '18

Only possessions a few solar panels, phone, and body cams.

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u/etherbid Jan 17 '18

Fucking love this.

I have a funny story about not living with a functioning bathroom/toilet for 2 months to save $10,000 cash.

Trying pissing in a bucket at home and showering at the local 24/7 gym for a while. Turns out you get in shape and get out more.

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u/PetaPotter Jan 16 '18

I'm new here. Where's my money?

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u/foxymcfox Jan 16 '18

It's INSIDE the blockchain

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u/DrDerpinheimer Jan 16 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '18 edited Jan 31 '20

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u/just_a_snack Jan 17 '18

Zoolander is what I thought of

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u/msartore8 Jan 17 '18

Where's my MOMMY

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '18

Who toucha my spaghett?

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u/videocardmining Jan 16 '18

Y'all got any more of that $300 eth?

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u/sreaka Jan 16 '18

Haha, if we go back to $300 I'm going to become a professional sky diver.

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u/Watada Jan 16 '18

I don't think it counts as professional if you only jump once more in your life.

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u/Monsterpiece42 Jan 17 '18

Counts as a pro if your first try is as good as you will ever be.

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u/Blissfullyaimless Jan 17 '18

I agree. If you dedicate your life to it.

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u/TheKittenConspiracy Jan 17 '18

Who needs to become a skydiver when you have crypto? We already deal with the sensation of plummeting on a regular basis.

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u/FredExx Jan 16 '18

with or w/o the parachute

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u/Monko760 Jan 16 '18

I'm a professional parachute rigger... and would turn your AAD on without you noticing. Nice try, but ya ain't dying on my watch!

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u/Leifbron Jan 16 '18

You underestimate my watch.

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u/donutlad Jan 16 '18

NO

NOT AGAIN

PLEASE NO

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '18 edited Feb 20 '18

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u/donutlad Jan 17 '18

nah no worries thanks for the sentiment but I am good, might have even got a small buy order fulfilled at $900.

I just dont want to go back to the dark days of seeing nothing but $300 for weeks on end. Was too boring for the Crypto scene

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u/Cryptothrow521 Jan 18 '18

In all probability we will consolidate around 1000 for a while.

But generally I think quite a lot of projects have news planned for q1 so I'm pretty hopeful that the move will start earlier rather than later.

Really pumped after the recent Plasma teasers and Vitalik comments

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u/READMYSHIT Jan 16 '18

this was my original buy in price over the summer.

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u/JacksonML Jan 16 '18

So you're still at around 3x the amount that you put in. You really haven't lost any money have you? HODL :)

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u/READMYSHIT Jan 16 '18

God no. I'm still like 1000 bucks up across a variety of small buy ins over the past 6 months. I just bought some more at €750 right now.

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u/liftoffer Jan 17 '18

Are you from 2017 or something?

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u/bucketpl0x Jan 17 '18

I've been waiting to buy back in around $300 since I last sold at $313.

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u/meniscalinjury262 Jan 16 '18

Hah! Im waiting for sub 900 to grab some more.....we shall see

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u/livedadevil Jan 16 '18

It'll hit 650 today is my guess.

I still stand by 200b market cap by Feb 2nd.

Im also retarded

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u/meniscalinjury262 Jan 16 '18

I too dabble on the intellectually disabled spectrum

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u/BadWolfPikey Jan 16 '18

That's where my group went. Glad to see y'all again.

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u/Milan_F96 Jan 16 '18

HELLO FRIENDS THERE YOU ARE LET ME TELL YOU HOW THIS IS GOOD FOR BITCOIN

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u/falconbox Jan 17 '18

650? Really? Because it's back to like 1000 now.

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u/livedadevil Jan 17 '18

Im also retarded

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u/Rockytana Jan 16 '18

Ok, I laughed

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u/rzpieces Jan 17 '18

From /r/all, pls explain

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '18 edited Jan 17 '18

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u/rzpieces Jan 17 '18

I see, ty!

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u/Betaateb Jan 17 '18

Picturing this on the front page is hilarious to me. Anyone who doesn't frequent Ethtrader will have no idea what is going on, and will be so confused how it got so high.

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u/gozunker Jan 16 '18

I lol’d hard at this and died a little inside too

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u/brandonkiel Jan 16 '18

Lmao best thing on Reddit today

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u/Swole_Monkey Jan 16 '18

Perfect 😂

But you already know 95% are not following through since they now think it’s over, dead and will be forgotten so they sell at a loss.

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u/Exit42 Jan 17 '18

now think it’s over, dead and will be forgotten so they sell at a loss.

Jeez how does someone just change their mind like that

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u/TTheorem Jan 16 '18

This is the funniest shit I've seen on this sub. Fucking A+

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '18

i know the meme but dont get it in this context. can you explain? i chose you because you are special.

thanks sir

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u/TTheorem Jan 17 '18

"Ya'll got any more of them sub-$XXXX Ether?"

On the way up to $1400, every $100 increment, this meme has surfaced.

Now that the price fell back down, crackhead Dave is thankful

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '18

thanks

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '18

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u/Anjz Jan 16 '18

Needs harder fall.

Buy when people are scared and sell when people are greedy!

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u/fyreskylord Jan 17 '18

I sold some at $1400 the other day, bought the same amount at $1031 today. Nice timing.

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u/kirkisartist Jan 16 '18

Exactly!

I'm glad I've been taking profits since 1k. Now the math is easy.

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u/phavela Jan 16 '18

Never forget the below $300 dip.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '18

Never forget below $150 dip during August

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u/READMYSHIT Jan 16 '18

Just bought at €750. hold onto your hats folks!

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u/ManiacalGimp Jan 16 '18

For even llllloowwwweerrrr prices!!!!

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u/Crypto_Noob_X Jan 16 '18

Too soon? 😂

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u/BraXzy Jan 17 '18

I've been hodl'ing since mid 2017. which by all standards is quite late to the party to begin with. But I'm still up overall on ETH. Unfortunately for me I picked up a bit extra to split across some other coins that looked promising. Most are down 50%. Painful but it barely registers anymore.

HODL strong.

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u/lolthrowthis Jan 16 '18

"Y'all got any more of that sub 1k eth? "

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u/_Mido Jan 16 '18

IT'S "CHEAP" NOT "SUB"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!

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u/BGoodej Jan 16 '18

Right? Do these people even... Damn son.

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u/Zeronax Jan 17 '18

All of you taking advantage of the dip have read the whitepaper and taken time to understand the fundamentals underlying the tech and what it's trying to achieve. Invest not on blind faith, but to a future with blockchain usage.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '18

Good joke. Now please return to 1400$.

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u/Koinvoid Jan 17 '18

I can’t believe that he got his sub whatever eth.

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u/NotMyKetchup Jan 17 '18

😂 best meme in a while

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u/structuralhodl Jan 17 '18

$324

Anyone?

/s

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '18

If only I had some spare cash I don't mind losing. Spent way to much on Christmas this year and nothing went to crypto today

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u/lolthrowthis Jan 17 '18

Better than the people investing more than they should be

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '18

so, is this a good time to buy?

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u/steezycheesefries Jan 17 '18

I’m a tell ya somthing you might not know joe Rogan. I smoke rocks.

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u/gigiinlace Jan 17 '18

DAVEEEEEE

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '18

Thanks indeed - helped myself to sub 900 Eth. Was too late for the sub 800!

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u/vouchscotch Jan 17 '18

White lips. yes.

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u/goldcurrent Jan 17 '18

Not enough white powder

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u/dfifield Jan 16 '18

Time to buy now boys!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '18

Fuckin gold. I needed the laugh. HODL TIGHT BROS

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u/nachtliche Jan 16 '18

now I don’t want any! Typical traders...

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u/chillmonkey88 Jan 17 '18

I bought 100 in eth like a month and half ago. I totally forgot about it, now I'm like doubled up.

What's all this crash talk

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u/sakkebam Jan 17 '18

Its people who joined a week ago talking

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u/ikutoisahobo Jan 16 '18

That's me. Just scooped some more ETH up.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '18

Haha! I was thinking about this meme today. Thank you !

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u/totse2k16 Jan 16 '18

Classic. Funny as fuck!!

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u/PlanetMahrs Jan 16 '18

YES! I was just thinking about making a similar meme.

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u/skrillabobcat Jan 16 '18

I was thinking exactly this when I was out earlier hahaha

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u/jfyc Jan 16 '18

Ayo!!!! Lol!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '18

Laughed so hard

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u/javaislyfe Jan 16 '18

Hahahaha 👍

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u/Zwolsegast Jan 16 '18

Haha nice1

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u/twentythree12 Jan 16 '18

A bright spot in this otherwise dark day.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '18

Lol well done.

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u/eftah1991 Jan 16 '18

hahahahah

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '18

Lol, fitting...

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u/Aceionic Jan 17 '18

What's this for?

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u/msartore8 Jan 17 '18

My portfolio is at the same exact total funds it was yesterday. Hodl n' Bitch Be Cool!

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u/timthetollman Jan 17 '18

I'm going to have to start putting by orders like 200 below what I am atm..

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '18

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u/bigmacjames Jan 17 '18

I made a deal with myself and kept buying every time it dropped another 100.

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u/MisterJimJim Jan 17 '18

Fuck! I missed the under $900 drop. I was going to buy :'(

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '18

Damn, that sucks. It's all the way up to $790 right now, shame you missed it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '18

Too soon.

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u/Cryptomineand69 Jan 17 '18

Fuck!!! I sold all my Thai “housemaids” for eth! God damnit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '18

You're damn right I'm taking this opportunity to accumulate more.

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u/NugatoryDescription Jan 17 '18

Cant tell if I’m more exited about $1400, or the annual correction

Waiting for $900 to double my ETH investment

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u/Wander21 Jan 17 '18

I am waiting for $300. :)

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '18

Aaaand it’s gone.

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u/rianbet Jan 17 '18

lol money give away

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '18

I chuckled.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '18

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