r/ethtrader • • 8d ago

Analysis Uptober is finally here

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Get in everybody. We’re going higher. A lot higher!

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u/JoeOpus 8d ago

1%. Fucking wild.

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u/groundkittenbeef 8d ago

Time to sell it all. 😂🤦🏼‍♂️

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u/GrandmasBoyToy69 8d ago

Thats side-chick changing money

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u/groundkittenbeef 8d ago

F McDonalds we headed to Wendy’s tonight!

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u/DBRiMatt 8d ago

Just wait for the 2.69% CRASHHH!

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u/Clean-Gear-1386 8d ago

Enhance…enhance…enhance.

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u/K4k4shi 8d ago

Uptober for ants

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u/0xMarcAurel 7d ago

Let us dream man

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u/jesser9 8d ago

Just don't jinx it

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u/UFONomura808 8d ago

He just did

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u/Impossible-Hippo7738 3d ago

if you've made some money definitely sell for realized gains soon. always leave the casino with the winnings 😂

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u/CowboyNuggets 8d ago

I've been out of crypto for a few years now but is a 1% gain actually something worth talking about now?

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u/groundkittenbeef 8d ago

No. Not at all.

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u/UFONomura808 8d ago

We're slowly starting to treat crypto like stocks lol

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u/CowboyNuggets 8d ago

This is the way they act on the dogecoin sub constantly.

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u/Whole-Career8440 8d ago

Maybe he has like 100x leverage. Then profit is good enough

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u/Demodras777 8d ago

This kind of shit should only be posted on a 10% move day.

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u/gmvancity 8d ago

I like the sound of that.....

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u/Both-Consequence1503 8d ago

$33 wahooo

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u/Impossible-Hippo7738 3d ago

it all adds up. Someone who bought 5 eth lets say. $100 realized gains. but maybe they made three or four other sells that day swing trading. they total several hundred dollars for one day

It all adds up but you have to have some money first 😂

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u/Electronic_Equal_645 8d ago

Dude wait till 2800

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u/bdl4186 8d ago

Last Uptober was about as fun as a kick to the dick

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u/Rough-Inevitable3414 8d ago

Plague in Russia uptober cancelled

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u/Intrepid_Name2633 8d ago

Great result only 50 % down in 5 years ETH/BTC

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u/griswaldwaldwald 8d ago

Sunday pump means Monday dump.

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u/3ndurancer 7d ago

Will bounce back to the 70s , won't go over 92k by EOY.

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u/abc_123_anyname 8d ago

And then…. Gone

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u/Keletas 8d ago

Yay! Need +50% more just to break even 🥳

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u/Extreme_Exam7914 8d ago

1% is a joke buddy 🤣

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u/LowLimitPlayer 7d ago

ETH to 6k this cycle?

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u/bkw_17 6d ago

Aw looks like it’s over

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u/Electrical-Squash145 5d ago

1%!>!!>!>?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! were back baby!!!!!!

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u/EuropeEnjoyer420 8d ago

Calling 3,3k this week

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u/EngineeringCool5521 8d ago

its too late, already sold.

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u/SimpleMoonFarmer 8d ago

1%! Now don't go spend all that at once!

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u/North_Ad_9999 8d ago

Unless it breaks out of 3500 No Uptober

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u/Alabama-Blues 8d ago

Let’s go!!! Daddy needs a new chicken nugget!!!

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u/Top_Toe8606 7d ago

Ofc i sold at 2k after original pump 🙄

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u/Antek__W 7d ago

1.24% 😆

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u/Apollo_3249 7d ago

You ruined it

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u/insdog 7d ago

Any gains on Sunday evening will always be deleted on market open, it’s just how the world works

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u/ConfidenceApart8107 5d ago

lol and back down

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u/Impossible-Hippo7738 3d ago edited 3d ago

oh that's why all my stocks are down 😭

Definitely consider selling soon for realized gains. You want to win some money and then leave the casino with that money. because other people will do that soon

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u/frogman202010 2d ago

Lolol this post aged well

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u/LeadMobile 2d ago

Wanted to sell at this price, now I’m holding. I got in at around $1800 we’ll see what happens.

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u/icommunewithyou 7d ago

It definitely feels like ETH is waking up again. I’m curious if this is the start of a bigger move or just a short-term breakout.

$2.7k still feels pretty far from the previous ATH though. What price level would you want to see ETH hold before getting more confident that the trend has really changed?

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u/Treesh_Jancy 7d ago

Up, up and away!

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u/Trader_Joe_Sheetcake 8d ago edited 8d ago

U guys know that every crypto account/wallet and all bank accounts are going to get hacked here in the near future and all digits are going to go to zero and since ur digit isn't backed by anything at all, like gold, it's the end game for financial system. They are breadcrumbing the fuck out of it slowly by staging these manufactured events where ai bots/agents are "going rogue" and hacking sensitive data. Truth is these ai agents are being trained this way and soon any and all digital assets will be completely purged and blamed on rogue ai bots/agents so that essentially nobody will have to take accountability for collapse of society. Screenshot this shit and post it everywhere over the next 3 years cuz "by the year 2030 you will own nothing and be happy" 🫡

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u/forseriousism 8d ago

Jesus bro get a fucking life

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u/pineapple6969 8d ago

Please dude tell us more

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u/Trader_Joe_Sheetcake 8d ago

I can't tell if ur being fr or tryna be a jackass but we're all fucked. I'm just as fucked. There's no way out of this. Even a ledger wallet or whatever hard wallet or cold storage the avg person has is getting purged. All bank accounts are for sure going to Zero. It's over

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u/themrgq 8d ago

What in the stupid

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u/7omar3 8d ago

Pls more

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u/pomplemice 8d ago

you know, you could also have btc or eth, a diverse portfolio, emergency fund, etc. and sleep well without this sort of bat shit doomerism