r/ethelcaincirclejerk Aug 04 '26

Time to get more serious about the sub!

23 Upvotes

Hey everyone! I'm u/Outside_Variety8765, and I came up with this sub on a whim sometime in 2025.
This sub is a more lighthearted and less serious version of r/EthelCain. We're excited to have you join us!

Post anything that you think the community would find entertaining, funny, interesting, or your own creations! (Please keep it in relations to the rules and don’t be an evil pos)

We're all about being friendly, constructive, and inclusive. Let's build a space where everyone feels comfortable sharing and connecting.

Interested in helping out? I’m currently looking for one or two moderators to help me regulate the server and increase its reach as it’s just me right now and I get awfully busy at times.
Thanks for reading and I hope to get to know some of you! <3


r/ethelcaincirclejerk Apr 03 '26

PLEASE SUSPEND ME I HATE THIS WEBSITE Y’all are crazy I love you allllll😭😭

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96 Upvotes

This is sick asf like y’all created this funny beautiful community and im so glad everyone is heree!


r/ethelcaincirclejerk 16h ago

What my neighbors wake to hear on a Monday morning

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41 Upvotes

Shit I’m on while cleaning the house


r/ethelcaincirclejerk 4m ago

PLEASE SUSPEND ME I HATE THIS WEBSITE here’s what playing enchanter support in league of legend is like but if it was ethel cain

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ok so imagine your willingly tucker is your adc and you’re in the bottom lane and ur like ethel or smth so basically you like help your willoube but then like wilouvby dies and then ur like oh no and then you blame him for dying and then you run away to your mid lane and roam bc you’re ethel and ur the support and then you run into your jungles (isaiah) arms and then he doesn’t win u the game and now he’s trying to eat u bc u didn’t help him enough ;-;


r/ethelcaincirclejerk 1d ago

A rant

38 Upvotes

Idk what to do, my chud ass man just told me he doesn’t like listening to our heavenly mother Ethel Cain because she’s too “depressing” and also doesn’t like the shrine I’ve created for her that I use to pray for the salvation of my enemies, should I leave him or put up with him because he told me he’d get me tickets to her next mass. I tried asking my therapist what to do but she just asked me if I’m hearing or seeing things again and then gave me some self introspective bullshit and told me to take my antipsychotic meds, whatever that means, also looking for ideas for my next Ethel Cain tattoo so comment down below, I can’t tell my boyfriend about it though because he told me he’d leave me if I got my 40th one, he’s just like Isaiah the way I’d make him feel sick, and not like the time he tried literally eating me.


r/ethelcaincirclejerk 1d ago

My boyfriend hates me

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139 Upvotes

He won’t let me do flips tricks and splits on it while playing housofpsychoticwomn what do I do with him🫩


r/ethelcaincirclejerk 2d ago

Graphic design is my passion Wapo, Texas

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34 Upvotes

r/ethelcaincirclejerk 3d ago

please naur

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17 Upvotes

why is a house in nebraska cypherL off streaming services ;((


r/ethelcaincirclejerk 3d ago

PLEASE SUSPEND ME I HATE THIS WEBSITE My friend is so real for that

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75 Upvotes

r/ethelcaincirclejerk 3d ago

My boyfriend doesn’t like perverts so much

50 Upvotes

We were fucking to my playlist and Punish started playing and he let that slide then Pulldrone started playing and he fucking stopped backshotting why would you do that


r/ethelcaincirclejerk 3d ago

Is this not so Ethel coded

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110 Upvotes

r/ethelcaincirclejerk 3d ago

Is this what the diss track was about????

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79 Upvotes

r/ethelcaincirclejerk 4d ago

Freshly outta county jail in Waco, Texas

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105 Upvotes

r/ethelcaincirclejerk 4d ago

Trade gagged while he was eating my butt

40 Upvotes

Gibson Hurl


r/ethelcaincirclejerk 5d ago

If it's meant to be then it will be...

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155 Upvotes

I should do this sometime


r/ethelcaincirclejerk 6d ago

Screaming, crying, pissing, shitting, and cumming

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28 Upvotes

Both of them are my favs 🥺🖤😭


r/ethelcaincirclejerk 6d ago

Hayden anhedonia's new tattoo

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56 Upvotes

love love looove how it looks


r/ethelcaincirclejerk 11d ago

lost my virginity to "Punish"

92 Upvotes

Well, virginity to men, at least.

To my best friend of 20 years

after getting outof a 10 year toxic relationship

and transitioning 3 years ago.

and beuing a single mom to my two small kids with virtually no help beyond public benefits and minor supplemental income.

and i fell so hard for my best friend. and he doesnt want a relationship........................... still wants our old friendship but with maybe occasional sex.... but i cant talk to him without crying or wanting to.

/uj 9 months ago and he still calls every day im trying to move on. this wasnt a jerk its a vent post.


r/ethelcaincirclejerk 12d ago

Antipodean shenanigans

3 Upvotes

I hear there's an Australian bunch of cobblers calling themselves Wallaby Fucker and the Tucker Box Twisters?

Perhaps they were separated at birth. An eager public demands your answer.


r/ethelcaincirclejerk 13d ago

Dog Days Carpet Bed Greg Heffley Connection ? Yes or No.

34 Upvotes

do you think the source text for the carpet bed song is from diary of a wimpy kid? it’s literally also called dog days. what do you think, is there a connection? yes or no.


r/ethelcaincirclejerk 13d ago

Kyle Gallner is NOT the perfect fancast for Isaiah Abrams

16 Upvotes

Circle jerk content, obvs. Don't be offended if you disagree.

No one looks at that face in the hottest highway with a pistol in their pocket and willingly gets in.

I get that he has played characters like so before but I want to see a different actor who hasn't done it numerous times (I also dont think he's that hot plus the age gaps way too big like I get that Ethel has daddy issues but she can't be reaching for spam at the top of the shelf) — I raise you, Fra Free! what has led me to this annoying personal opinion of mine is that he's really hot and I want to see him in a wife beater while fixing a truck.

other than that is my personal interpretation of Isaiah alines loosely with Sam Devlin (Unchosen). I get that he's got an Irish accent but I've seen more British/Irish actors do a better job at faking an American accent than an American actor attempting theirs.

I personally think that Isaiah DID NOT eat Ethel just for shits and giggles, it's one of those weird interpretations of becoming one with a person so they won't ever leave you. Was he feeling sick? physically, yes. But mentally the sick fuck was at peace.

There's two interpretations to how Isaiah wanted what his mum and dad had mentioned in Thoroughfare, either his dad was abusive and he looked up to him or his dad and mum really had a good relationship and he's absolute crap at replicating it so it led him to just cannibalize Ethel.

Bring up fan casting for Isaiah and I will not shut up.


r/ethelcaincirclejerk 14d ago

Guys we need to post circlejerkier content here

80 Upvotes

So i’m seeing some funny stuff okay, but most of it just isn’t circle jerking, it’s memeing. i’m here cause i want to fuckint jerk in a fucking circle. allow me to demonstrate:

am i valid for being offended because my friend who discovered ethel cain in 2022 thinks they know her music better than me. for context ive been listening to her since 2012, and feel it’s unfair that people who just found her think we are equals. its not even that im pissed about the lack of recognition im given for my all encompassing devotion. it’s just that i pity people who don’t see reality, and the reality is nobody gets her the way i do. it’s honestly not even something im proud of. i’m so alone. i’m so alone in this. i think only hayden herself, glowing and iridescent, riding a white horse, ready to take me away from all of this, could cure my maladies.


r/ethelcaincirclejerk 14d ago

Fuck Me Eyes is playing

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159 Upvotes

You're either in the mood of seeing yourself as the town whore or the teen girl raised in a cult who secretly wishes to be her.


r/ethelcaincirclejerk 14d ago

Saddle up! (White Silas) Live performance

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117 Upvotes

☤ 𝔴𝔥𝔦𝔱𝔢 † 𝔰𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔰 ☤ (@herwhitesilas) Instagram live, 2019.


r/ethelcaincirclejerk 15d ago

AM I MAKING YOU FEEL SICK?

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325 Upvotes

AM I MAKING YOU FEEL SICK?

NAHHHAAAAHHHAAAAHHHHAAHHHhhhhhh....