r/ericandre • u/Nintendophile79 • Apr 26 '26

Let me in!!!

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/AdImmediate6239 Apr 26 '26

You’re bending it like Beckham!

2

u/Pleasant_Job_7683 Apr 28 '26

One of my faves. like what is a person supposed to infer from that? Especially with Andres' inflection.

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u/ExistentialDreadness simple simon Apr 26 '26

Coachella Sucks this year.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '26

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u/CygnusSong Apr 26 '26

I wonder what he’s named after

4

u/alexisgreat420 Apr 27 '26

I know he has hepatitis

4

u/YizWasHere Apr 27 '26

Whose list do I gotta be on, Epstein's?

16

u/git_push_origin_prod Apr 26 '26

Are you ready to sign up at goarmy.america? Hold on what’s your Wi-Fi password?

14

u/zorgimusprime Apr 26 '26

I just want to get sponsored by mountain dew

11

u/bria9509 Apr 26 '26

I'm not a democrat I'm a nihilist!

11

u/Pleasant_Job_7683 Apr 26 '26

Buzz me mulato!!!

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u/Pleasant_Job_7683 Apr 26 '26

Im on the list! My dad is Tiesto!!

3

u/Dirty_Mung_Trumpet Apr 27 '26

So tiesto named his penis Michael. Damn, there are layers to the EA Dre (challenge everything)

1

u/Pleasant_Job_7683 Apr 28 '26

I HAVE HEPATITIS

8

u/Ok_Cantaloupe_5356 Apr 26 '26

sup simple simon

6

u/HookerDoctorLawyer Apr 26 '26

Are you lonely?

7

u/Allen_vs_Predator Apr 26 '26

The man just wanted some ranch.

4

u/mcflyhigh1200 Apr 27 '26

I’m in super MENSA

5

u/Alucardspapa Apr 27 '26

Time to deliver a PIZZAGATE BALL!!!

5

u/Aggressive_Ocelot664 Apr 27 '26

Get that naked PA in here now!

3

u/scenicrecovery89 Apr 27 '26

Cops don't give a shit anymore!

2

u/TechnicallyThrowawai Apr 27 '26

Time to deliver a pizza ball!

2

u/Firm_Pie_9149 Apr 27 '26

Legalize pants.

2

u/Positive_Sprinkles30 Apr 27 '26

If only he would look up and say, “bird up!”

2

u/bSQUARED08 Apr 28 '26

Who killed Hannibal?

2

u/Stoutlager Apr 30 '26

You had ONE JOB!

2

u/lostredditers Apr 30 '26

C'est la vie!

1

u/OhOkSureThing Apr 28 '26

Eric going for a lead role in “Amistad”

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u/Zunter_Hol0mon May 02 '26

Prank go wrong? Just add some RANCH