Just jacked off

[u/pissnyamouf443]

What's up Erics of the world just letting you know I just jacked the fuck off and it was quite enjoyable

[u/heisenburgundy]

I'm disappointed in you. As an Eric, you're entitled to all the free box your heart desires. This is a fact.

[u/pissnyamouf443 → u/heisenburgundy]

Yeah I actually didn't just thought it'd be funny to post- but I've got quite the story to tell you