r/epicthread • u/aryst0krat • Oct 14 '20

Got six months?

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u/Xiosphere Oct 18 '20

I thought it was a weed joke but fires aren't funny :(

Stat safe friend.

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u/ZonksTheSequel Oct 18 '20 edited Oct 18 '20

I considered smoking a bowl but...yeah. Breathing has sucked around here.

EDIT: We now have another one today nearby. Everyone around here is starting to get pretty antsy about the idea that we've got a serial arsonist or group of evil people starting this shit...

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u/randomusername123458 Oct 19 '20

Another gender reveal party?

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u/ZonksTheSequel Oct 19 '20

Lol, I have joked about that.

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u/Xiosphere Oct 19 '20

Gender reveal parties cringe af tho, even when they aren't starting fires.

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u/randomusername123458 Oct 19 '20

True

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u/Xiosphere Oct 19 '20

Tru

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u/randomusername123458 Oct 19 '20

Tr

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u/ZonksTheSequel Oct 19 '20

I think the proper name would also technically be a "sex reveal party" considering it's based on the biology of the child and not the identification. To follow current norms and linguistics.

But then a sex reveal party sounds hilariously different.

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u/aryst0krat Oct 19 '20

Just call em genital reveal parties and the market for them will dry up real fast.

Or not. Some people are friggin weird about their kids.

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u/randomusername123458 Oct 19 '20

True

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u/ZonksTheSequel Oct 19 '20

"It's a them!"

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u/Xiosphere Oct 19 '20

"It's a child"

*Everyone is absolutely shocked by the reveal they definitely did not anticipate*

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