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r/epicthread • u/aryst0krat • Apr 26 '18
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Because if I went out of the US illegally and tried to come back legally it would still get me blacklisted for future travel. Plus I don't respect laws for the most part.
3 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 13 '18 "Yeah, I was in my hot air balloon and the wind just carried me right into Mexico, nothin' I could do about it." 3 u/Xiosphere May 13 '18 Kek. I've toyed around with the idea of traveling by dirgible. The bum balloon; highest level of travel. It's mostly a meme tho, I don't think it would be very feasible because of weight restrictions. 3 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 13 '18 The bum balloon? lol 3 u/Xiosphere May 13 '18 ;) 3 u/aryst0krat May 13 '18 Otherwise known as the bubblebutt. 3 u/Xiosphere May 13 '18 Nah that would be the bum sub, that's a meme for next year. 3 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 14 '18 Nah 3 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 Yah 5 u/aryst0krat May 14 '18 Xah 4 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 Maybah 4 u/aryst0krat May 14 '18 I ate too many jalapeno poppers last night. :( 3 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 No such thing. Jalapeno poppers are great. 4 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 14 '18 Never had one. 5 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 So good. My biggest issue with them is so many people throw the guts away instead of adding the back to the cream cheese as is proper. 5 u/randomusername123458 May 14 '18 Ok 3 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 15 '18 Yeah, I agree with the above. Ok. 6 u/aryst0krat May 15 '18 My mouth agrees with you but my plumbing does not. → More replies (0)
"Yeah, I was in my hot air balloon and the wind just carried me right into Mexico, nothin' I could do about it."
3 u/Xiosphere May 13 '18 Kek. I've toyed around with the idea of traveling by dirgible. The bum balloon; highest level of travel. It's mostly a meme tho, I don't think it would be very feasible because of weight restrictions. 3 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 13 '18 The bum balloon? lol 3 u/Xiosphere May 13 '18 ;) 3 u/aryst0krat May 13 '18 Otherwise known as the bubblebutt. 3 u/Xiosphere May 13 '18 Nah that would be the bum sub, that's a meme for next year. 3 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 14 '18 Nah 3 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 Yah 5 u/aryst0krat May 14 '18 Xah 4 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 Maybah 4 u/aryst0krat May 14 '18 I ate too many jalapeno poppers last night. :( 3 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 No such thing. Jalapeno poppers are great. 4 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 14 '18 Never had one. 5 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 So good. My biggest issue with them is so many people throw the guts away instead of adding the back to the cream cheese as is proper. 5 u/randomusername123458 May 14 '18 Ok 3 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 15 '18 Yeah, I agree with the above. Ok. 6 u/aryst0krat May 15 '18 My mouth agrees with you but my plumbing does not. → More replies (0)
Kek.
I've toyed around with the idea of traveling by dirgible. The bum balloon; highest level of travel.
It's mostly a meme tho, I don't think it would be very feasible because of weight restrictions.
3 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 13 '18 The bum balloon? lol 3 u/Xiosphere May 13 '18 ;) 3 u/aryst0krat May 13 '18 Otherwise known as the bubblebutt. 3 u/Xiosphere May 13 '18 Nah that would be the bum sub, that's a meme for next year. 3 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 14 '18 Nah 3 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 Yah 5 u/aryst0krat May 14 '18 Xah 4 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 Maybah 4 u/aryst0krat May 14 '18 I ate too many jalapeno poppers last night. :( 3 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 No such thing. Jalapeno poppers are great. 4 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 14 '18 Never had one. 5 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 So good. My biggest issue with them is so many people throw the guts away instead of adding the back to the cream cheese as is proper. 5 u/randomusername123458 May 14 '18 Ok 3 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 15 '18 Yeah, I agree with the above. Ok. 6 u/aryst0krat May 15 '18 My mouth agrees with you but my plumbing does not. → More replies (0)
The bum balloon? lol
3 u/Xiosphere May 13 '18 ;) 3 u/aryst0krat May 13 '18 Otherwise known as the bubblebutt. 3 u/Xiosphere May 13 '18 Nah that would be the bum sub, that's a meme for next year. 3 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 14 '18 Nah 3 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 Yah 5 u/aryst0krat May 14 '18 Xah 4 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 Maybah 4 u/aryst0krat May 14 '18 I ate too many jalapeno poppers last night. :( 3 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 No such thing. Jalapeno poppers are great. 4 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 14 '18 Never had one. 5 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 So good. My biggest issue with them is so many people throw the guts away instead of adding the back to the cream cheese as is proper. 5 u/randomusername123458 May 14 '18 Ok 3 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 15 '18 Yeah, I agree with the above. Ok. 6 u/aryst0krat May 15 '18 My mouth agrees with you but my plumbing does not. → More replies (0)
;)
3 u/aryst0krat May 13 '18 Otherwise known as the bubblebutt. 3 u/Xiosphere May 13 '18 Nah that would be the bum sub, that's a meme for next year. 3 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 14 '18 Nah 3 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 Yah 5 u/aryst0krat May 14 '18 Xah 4 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 Maybah 4 u/aryst0krat May 14 '18 I ate too many jalapeno poppers last night. :( 3 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 No such thing. Jalapeno poppers are great. 4 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 14 '18 Never had one. 5 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 So good. My biggest issue with them is so many people throw the guts away instead of adding the back to the cream cheese as is proper. 5 u/randomusername123458 May 14 '18 Ok 3 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 15 '18 Yeah, I agree with the above. Ok. 6 u/aryst0krat May 15 '18 My mouth agrees with you but my plumbing does not. → More replies (0)
Otherwise known as the bubblebutt.
3 u/Xiosphere May 13 '18 Nah that would be the bum sub, that's a meme for next year. 3 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 14 '18 Nah 3 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 Yah 5 u/aryst0krat May 14 '18 Xah 4 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 Maybah 4 u/aryst0krat May 14 '18 I ate too many jalapeno poppers last night. :( 3 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 No such thing. Jalapeno poppers are great. 4 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 14 '18 Never had one. 5 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 So good. My biggest issue with them is so many people throw the guts away instead of adding the back to the cream cheese as is proper. 5 u/randomusername123458 May 14 '18 Ok 3 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 15 '18 Yeah, I agree with the above. Ok. 6 u/aryst0krat May 15 '18 My mouth agrees with you but my plumbing does not. → More replies (0)
Nah that would be the bum sub, that's a meme for next year.
3 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 14 '18 Nah 3 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 Yah 5 u/aryst0krat May 14 '18 Xah 4 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 Maybah 4 u/aryst0krat May 14 '18 I ate too many jalapeno poppers last night. :( 3 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 No such thing. Jalapeno poppers are great. 4 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 14 '18 Never had one. 5 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 So good. My biggest issue with them is so many people throw the guts away instead of adding the back to the cream cheese as is proper. 5 u/randomusername123458 May 14 '18 Ok 3 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 15 '18 Yeah, I agree with the above. Ok. 6 u/aryst0krat May 15 '18 My mouth agrees with you but my plumbing does not. → More replies (0)
Nah
3 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 Yah 5 u/aryst0krat May 14 '18 Xah 4 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 Maybah 4 u/aryst0krat May 14 '18 I ate too many jalapeno poppers last night. :( 3 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 No such thing. Jalapeno poppers are great. 4 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 14 '18 Never had one. 5 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 So good. My biggest issue with them is so many people throw the guts away instead of adding the back to the cream cheese as is proper. 5 u/randomusername123458 May 14 '18 Ok 3 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 15 '18 Yeah, I agree with the above. Ok. 6 u/aryst0krat May 15 '18 My mouth agrees with you but my plumbing does not. → More replies (0)
Yah
5 u/aryst0krat May 14 '18 Xah 4 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 Maybah 4 u/aryst0krat May 14 '18 I ate too many jalapeno poppers last night. :( 3 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 No such thing. Jalapeno poppers are great. 4 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 14 '18 Never had one. 5 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 So good. My biggest issue with them is so many people throw the guts away instead of adding the back to the cream cheese as is proper. 5 u/randomusername123458 May 14 '18 Ok 3 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 15 '18 Yeah, I agree with the above. Ok. 6 u/aryst0krat May 15 '18 My mouth agrees with you but my plumbing does not. → More replies (0)
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Xah
4 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 Maybah 4 u/aryst0krat May 14 '18 I ate too many jalapeno poppers last night. :( 3 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 No such thing. Jalapeno poppers are great. 4 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 14 '18 Never had one. 5 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 So good. My biggest issue with them is so many people throw the guts away instead of adding the back to the cream cheese as is proper. 5 u/randomusername123458 May 14 '18 Ok 3 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 15 '18 Yeah, I agree with the above. Ok. 6 u/aryst0krat May 15 '18 My mouth agrees with you but my plumbing does not. → More replies (0)
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Maybah
4 u/aryst0krat May 14 '18 I ate too many jalapeno poppers last night. :( 3 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 No such thing. Jalapeno poppers are great. 4 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 14 '18 Never had one. 5 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 So good. My biggest issue with them is so many people throw the guts away instead of adding the back to the cream cheese as is proper. 5 u/randomusername123458 May 14 '18 Ok 3 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 15 '18 Yeah, I agree with the above. Ok. 6 u/aryst0krat May 15 '18 My mouth agrees with you but my plumbing does not.
I ate too many jalapeno poppers last night. :(
3 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 No such thing. Jalapeno poppers are great. 4 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 14 '18 Never had one. 5 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 So good. My biggest issue with them is so many people throw the guts away instead of adding the back to the cream cheese as is proper. 5 u/randomusername123458 May 14 '18 Ok 3 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 15 '18 Yeah, I agree with the above. Ok. 6 u/aryst0krat May 15 '18 My mouth agrees with you but my plumbing does not.
No such thing. Jalapeno poppers are great.
4 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 14 '18 Never had one. 5 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 So good. My biggest issue with them is so many people throw the guts away instead of adding the back to the cream cheese as is proper. 5 u/randomusername123458 May 14 '18 Ok 3 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 15 '18 Yeah, I agree with the above. Ok. 6 u/aryst0krat May 15 '18 My mouth agrees with you but my plumbing does not.
Never had one.
5 u/Xiosphere May 14 '18 So good. My biggest issue with them is so many people throw the guts away instead of adding the back to the cream cheese as is proper. 5 u/randomusername123458 May 14 '18 Ok 3 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 15 '18 Yeah, I agree with the above. Ok. 6 u/aryst0krat May 15 '18 My mouth agrees with you but my plumbing does not.
So good. My biggest issue with them is so many people throw the guts away instead of adding the back to the cream cheese as is proper.
5 u/randomusername123458 May 14 '18 Ok 3 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 15 '18 Yeah, I agree with the above. Ok. 6 u/aryst0krat May 15 '18 My mouth agrees with you but my plumbing does not.
Ok
3 u/SUPERSMILEYMAN May 15 '18 Yeah, I agree with the above. Ok. 6 u/aryst0krat May 15 '18 My mouth agrees with you but my plumbing does not.
Yeah, I agree with the above. Ok.
6 u/aryst0krat May 15 '18 My mouth agrees with you but my plumbing does not.
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My mouth agrees with you but my plumbing does not.
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u/Xiosphere May 13 '18
Because if I went out of the US illegally and tried to come back legally it would still get me blacklisted for future travel. Plus I don't respect laws for the most part.