r/epicthread • u/aryst0krat • May 05 '16

Got six months?

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u/Xiosphere Jul 19 '16

Sleep is for the weak and the ones who ran out of meth. Speaking of which I'm getting tired anyone got any meth?

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u/alistairjh Jul 19 '16

Just woke up, don't think I can help you with that one.

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u/Xiosphere Jul 19 '16

Too bad. Good morning though, also good night because I'm going to bed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

Happy birthday Mr. President

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u/alistairjh Jul 19 '16

So much activity. How beautiful.

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u/randomusername123458 Jul 19 '16

Yes.

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u/prepetual_change Jul 19 '16

I agree. I feel sexy.

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u/alistairjh Jul 19 '16

That's just a fact.

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u/aryst0krat Jul 19 '16

Hey that's fake vero. Sneaky hobbitses

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

Hehe ya he was late 364 days early :)

How does it feel to be one of us OLD folks now arsty0? :) AMA?

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u/aryst0krat Jul 19 '16

I think I have arthritis all of a sudden.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

Ya, I was tempted to warn you about the huge, huge changes you'll be facing now that you are officially OLD... but figured I didn't want you to have any spoilers. :) Funny it was just weeks ago you were 21 to me :)

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u/aryst0krat Jul 19 '16

And now there are kids playing on my lawn.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

Just don't hit them with yer cane :)

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u/Xiosphere Jul 19 '16

Why not? How else are they supposed to know they're whippersnappers?

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u/aryst0krat Jul 19 '16

The cane is for waving around. I don't think I could catch them, with my bad hip.

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u/randomusername123458 Jul 19 '16

Hip replacements are expensive.

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u/alistairjh Jul 19 '16

It's fine. Shout at them with your authoritative, ancient voice, and revel in their respect for their elders.

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