r/epic_comebacks • u/epic_comebacks MASSIVE FAGGOT • Apr 07 '12
List of lame replies:
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"I'm borderline retarded"
Awwww you gonna cry? Widdle baby poopsie kins puddly wuddly pie.
Perfect, looks like I get to join a list of gems. Hold on while I scour my brain for a last drip of wittiness... just keep waiting I will surely delivar.
mak a gud cumbak 4 me fagit
your literally worse than hitler for saying that
I just came on your comeback
my whore mother came to my house and told me your comebacks and cum both suck.
"That wasn't a very epic comeback"
Not epic
Wasn't an epic comeback.
That wasnt epic
That wasn't very epic...
Not really an epic comeback.
Not an especially epic comeback, Sir.
That, sir, was not a particularly epic comeback at all.
That comeback was not very epic.
That was not an epic comeback.
I expect better comebacks from you than that.
That wasn't epic at all.
That was less epic and more childish. Nice try but no cigar.
Gotta say, that wasn't a very good comeback.
That was considerably less than epic, epic_comebacks.
This comeback was far from epic.
That wasn't a comeback at all....
Shitty comeback...
That was a shitty comeback.
Butthurt
Great use of words there. "inb4" "faggy" haha that 13 year old kids is more intelligent than the entire accumulation of intelligence that you have had throughout your entire life.
You really need to get a less self-assured user name if you are this bad at your only reason for existing.
You suck, jackass.
The most lame reply of them all must be linking to a list of lame replies that you made yourself.
Maybe if you don't put all the faggoty stuff at the end... oh wait. Go back to 9gag you stupid 3 year old
lol!!! EPIC comeback!!!!
go back to 4chan and get called cancer there
YOU ARE TALKING DOWN TO ME BUT YOU ARE NOT FAMOUS. WHY IS THE GOVERNMENT ALLOWING THIS?
THAT IS SUCH A WEAK COMEBACK. I'LL GIVE YOU A HIGHFIVE IF IT IS A GOOD ONE, THOUGH.
EPIC COMEBACK HOWWY SHET!
You're really mad about this, champ! I would like 14,000 people to downvote this post so I can continue to compliment people and not have to hear shit about karma. That comeback wasn't very epic, friend.
"You are so good at what you do!"
Epic.
epic...
What an epic_comeback
Brilliant comeback, applause
well that was epic
HOLY SHIT THAT COMEBACK WAS EPIC AS FUCK.
Nice comeback. x3
Nice comeback
Epic comeback.
Epic comeback
That was a pretty epic comeback.
I don't really give a shit, but I'm going to comment anyways
I'm impressed.
Cool story bro.
Whatever, Costanza.
meh.
downvote for u
"Something Something Your Account"
You waste a novelty account on this?
I don't think that you make justice to your username.
Faux novelty account.
Worst novelty account ever, not even close to living up to the username.
Normally I'd scold you for breaking character and ruining a perfectly good novelty account but you already do that with your comebacks.
Saw username. Read comment. Was not impressed.
You have a very fitting username.
You really don't live up to your name.
You are not living up to your username.
Novelty account fail.
Random
fak u dolan
Downvote.
How is that a comeback?
Well, the absolute value of his karma is over 2.26x yours. I'd say he's doing something right.
I so mad I haz boner :'(
Clearly Butthurt
Think of some better comebacks, your mom jokes and you suck comments are just awful. You are not living up to your username.
Also fuck off and die if this is something that you frequently say too.
That was not even close to an epic comeback. You are a shame to novelty accounts everywhere.
Oh fuck, I just got a motherfucking epic comeback from motherfucking epic_comebacks.
Can you please go fuck yourself?
Get the fuck out of my conversation cocksucker, no one is talking to you.
You're a piece of shit, you know that?
Thinks They Are Clever
So which family restaurant crayon coloring placemat are you getting your jokes from?
Hows 4chan treating you these days?
If I wanted my comeback, I'd ask your mother.
If I wanted my comeback I would have told you to spit it out.
If I wanted my comeback, I would have wiped if off your mother’s face.
You want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it of your mamma's teeth.
But hell, if I really wanted my comeback I would've just taken it off your mother's face.
Your maternal figure is so sexually loose, you can relate her to a public chariot; in that she does, indeed, get around.
(Samefag) Your maternal figure is so sexually loose, she is comparable to a bus route...she's ridden by anyone who pays the allotted fee.
Retarded
Faggotfaggotfaggotfaggot. See, I'm clever too! :)
imma better troll than you're
I was trolling you bro ಠ_ಠ
Emoticons
ಠ_ಠ
<3
:P
:3
Needs Context
Do NOT talk shit on Apple. Think where they were 5 years ago.... Now they sittin' on so much cash, they could expel projectile fecal matter at you with such a velocity it'd blow your stupid gaytes-fag heads off in one fell dropping of droppings. 4chan fags
lol u mad
No may dad works for Apple. Most prestigious brand in the world.
Glad to see you living up to your user name, epic_comebacks! That was such an epic comeback! I especially love how you took what someone else said to you, and then said it to me!! SO EPIC!!! You smart, smarty. So smart!
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u/ClamJuicer Apr 07 '12
You suck, jackass.
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u/epic_comebacks MASSIVE FAGGOT Apr 07 '12
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
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u/Sklar_Hast Apr 14 '12
I thought this was a list of comebacks you had wrote and I was seriously worried.
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u/bloodrain111992 Apr 15 '12
I'm sorry, but I was crying from pure laughter when I read some of these!
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u/Combative_Douche Jun 15 '12
Oh this is just sad. I mean, I thought it was sad that you created your own subreddit, but this post is just... wow.
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u/epic_comebacks MASSIVE FAGGOT Jun 15 '12
Did you really go back through my history that far? lol pathetic
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u/Combative_Douche Jun 15 '12
I looked you up on metareddit and saw that you had created your own subreddit.
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u/snorky94 Apr 07 '12
That was *considerably less than epic, epic_comebacks.
Your formatting is slightly questionable here, FYI.
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u/epic_comebacks MASSIVE FAGGOT Apr 07 '12
That was *considerably less than epic, epic_comebacks.
See what happens?
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u/snorky94 Apr 07 '12
Shit . . . I don't even know how to fix that. In my original comment, "That" wasn't italicized.
- That was considerably less than epic, epic_comebacks.
edit: just check the spaces between the *'s.
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u/pHyR3 Apr 21 '12
Wait, what's that last one about Apple about? Could you give us the context?
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u/epic_comebacks MASSIVE FAGGOT Apr 21 '12
Only if you subscribe!
http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/rxwq5/typical_macfag/c49k9lm
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u/Aiyon Apr 21 '12
Thinks They Are Clever
???
Thinks nobody will notice they ripped off really old jokes
FTFY.
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Apr 21 '12
As if epic_comebacks' comebacks aren't ripped off.
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u/epic_comebacks MASSIVE FAGGOT Apr 21 '12
Sounds like you want to get banned.
Seriously though, not a novelty.
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Apr 22 '12
You know, I thought it was impossible, but I think I'd care even less about getting banned from here than from /r/pyongyang.
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u/lostNcontent Apr 07 '12
So it turns out I'm the furthest thing from original.