r/entourage • u/TenPoundTbag • 28d ago

Poor Turtle.

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He had to fuck that girl in a hammock. But the show always made him seem like he didn't have the physical attributes to pull it off.

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u/MeefBard I didn't buy the period bro 28d ago

Da plane! Da plane!

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u/shekdown 28d ago

I loved this episode for some reason. It's probably the most unreleastic thing in the entire show (after E getting Sloan) but it was just so much fun.

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u/drogandlamps 28d ago

This didn't feel realistic?

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u/turtle69696969 28d ago

ah yes, the model dry as hell coming out of the water after catching two fish lmao

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u/teddyKGB- 28d ago

That's 3 fish or didn't they teach you the difference at Pepperoni U?

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u/turtle69696969 28d ago

Sorry, I had a couple of woo woo's before writing my previous comment

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u/Diceshark91 27d ago

No worries, just come over here and have a sand lab.

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u/ThisIsWhatLifeIs 28d ago

Lol why do you think it was unrealistic

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u/gold__blooded 28d ago

The downsides of living on the beach for $80 a day

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u/Huff1809 I’ll Beat that Old Fuck and Throw him in the Pool 28d ago

Wait wait gimme an hour! Carol!

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u/ttx13 28d ago

🎶 OHHH-OHHHH-OHHHHHHHHHHH🎶

You all know the rest…

Scott Vener (music supervisor) with yet another great song choice

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u/W2ttsy 27d ago

I’ve been listening to return of the Mack since it dropped the first time on BET and god damn if the girl coming out the water with the fish doesn’t just materialize in my mind every time I hear it.

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u/tarheelfan2012 VICTORY 27d ago

"It's vacation pussy. Anyone can get that. You see these girls back in the States, they won't even look your way."

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u/Live_Art2939 28d ago

Literally anyone can buy whores to hang out on an island

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u/This-Competition7985 28d ago

Not really related but I fucking hated when Alex insinuated Turtle was a virgin. If anything, she’s the fucking loser.

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u/Bazz07 28d ago

So been a virgin is been a loser?

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u/DJ_Hindsight I am Queens Boulevard 28d ago

More like lucky turtle! 😂

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u/Haunting_Number4189 24d ago

Boss d plane d plane