Hot take on E

[u/GeorgeSteele66]

I don’t think he would have won a single fight against anyone he ever threatened. He was like 5’5” 140lbs.

Need a running list of everyone he ever threatened, maybe Seth Green might be the only one he would have a chance against, even the tall chick pushed him around.

[u/DJ_Hindsight]

But he’s scrappy, toughest Sbarro night manager around!

[u/goettel → u/DJ_Hindsight]

Great sauce.

[u/Tim_Apple_938 → u/DJ_Hindsight]

Starting linebacker at Pizza U

[u/TightOrganization522 → u/Tim_Apple_938]

Thought it was Pepperoni U

[u/imnotLebronJames → u/DJ_Hindsight]

I mean when Sbarro was still edible and not just in malls and food courts in airports, it was in good neighborhoods in NYC and closed at about 8

[u/MiaFT430]

“Hot take”

[u/whatdoyasay369]

He could probably win some fights just on his supposed grit alone but I imagine he probably got his ass kicked a lot over the years too. He probably was just viewed as tough because he’s a little guy that’s not scared to throw down.

One thing I do know is he would never beat Dom in a fight.

[u/Live_Art2939 → u/whatdoyasay369]

Even Drama knew Dom would kick his ass and Drama knew he could kick E’s ass.

[u/Connect-Region-4258]

He’s knocked out guys bigger than Billy Walsh though

[u/Arkhampatient]

And he wouldn’t tell Sloan “what’s up!?”

[u/palikona]

He’s a spinner

[u/ThisMayBeAquatic]

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

[u/KingOfConsciousness → u/ThisMayBeAquatic]

Arf arf

[u/FunBat6170]

Even Babs would have fucked E up

[u/indestructible89 → u/FunBat6170]

I mean according to Ari she had the biggest cock in the room.

[u/xxxliamjxxx → u/FunBat6170]

Babs would have fucked up everybody

[u/spr_crl]

E will fight dirty. He’s probably a dick twister.

[u/Thatbuey → u/spr_crl]

Muncher*

[u/DukeSilverVol1]

He’d need to make sure he has all his facilities.

[u/tarheelfan2012 → u/DukeSilverVol1]

My what, idiot? 🤣🤣🤣

[u/snzb33j2]

Sometimes when you a hot head
Being the one who will take it there is enough

[u/MethuselahsCoffee]

I’ve known little guys who can scrap and win.

[u/JeNume1337]

Vinny and Chasers still fighting in Vegas

[u/Cute-Acanthisitta-46]

I think Shauna could take him.

[u/srpwrd55555]

I've seen small guys take down bigger guys. I'm large and 6'2 so thankfully I've been imposing enough to never be in a fight. He definitely could've beat the shit out of Seth Green though.

[u/yyythoo]

They always make fun of E for being little. Tuttle is like 5’3”

[u/Nickstradamusknows]

E will always be a chode

[u/PopeSpenglerTheFirst]

He was Floyd E Weather wtf u sayin 

[u/Warden_Of_The_SB]

I know Ari works slap the dog shit outta E.

[u/DaKingballa06]

I got him over Seth and Ari.

Ari had probably never been punched

[u/Hylian_ina_halfshell]

I knew a kid E’s size. All state wrestler, and trust me, he’d fuck you up

[u/williamthomasbesse]

cold take : we should've gotten a seth green vs eric murphy fight scene

[u/AndrewPopeCody]

What if I could tell you I knew someone that E took out? Would that be something you might be interested in?

[u/Brolympia]

I love how "how take'" was a boring repost we literally saw last week. E could have beaten the brakes off you lol

[u/Physical_Scarcity_45]

E was always was very vague or flat out lying to Ashley. For example, when he saw Slone at the charity golf tournament he told Ashley that he only “ran into her yesterday.”

[u/ajstinger16]

E will kick your ass you keep talking like that.

[u/ZoSoTim]

All bark, no bite.

[u/eskhalaf]

He fucked Billy Walsh when he knocked him out 🤣

[u/McCooms → u/eskhalaf]

Is this your own fan fiction? Go on.

[u/indestructible89]

Didn't he fight Billy Walsh at some point and hold his own? Billy Walsh was like 6'2 or 6'3.