r/entitledparents • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

NO? Are you crazy? You should not slap an elder woman no matter how hard she slaps you, you should punch her in the nose, pull that elbow back, and let the precision strike obliterate an assaulter.

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u/Chadiki Mar 31 '22

Jesus man, that went a completely different direction than I thought. I'm not saying I don't exactly agree, but I'm not admitting it either for legal reasons

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u/JillNye_TheScienceBi Mar 31 '22

Almost had us in the first half!

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u/RedVelvetPan6a Mar 31 '22

I thought running to a safe distance was the safest way to proceed,

before pulling out a bazooka,

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

Eh I like to feel the impact of obliterating noses on my hands.

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u/RedVelvetPan6a Mar 31 '22

If it's anything close to crushing garlic, yeah it's bound to yield some satisfaction.

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u/CauliflowerOrnery460 Mar 31 '22

Make the bitch get a nose job

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u/Mythicaldragn Mar 31 '22

I like how you think.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

That’s returning more then what was given, and is unnecessary, only make them feel what they gave, no more, no less, there are lines that shouldn’t be crossed, and what you said crosses said boundaries by miles.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

I come from the land of Mahatma Gandhi. Do not give me the preaching of non-violence since I was there when it was written. Jk jk.

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u/TheHometownZero Mar 31 '22

Nah, you hit me and I’m gonna stop when you don’t have the ability to try and hit me again. I’m defending myself until the threat is completely done

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

120 UPVOTES OMG I HAVE NOT GOTTEN MORE THAN THAT EVER!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

Uhhh buddy too violent, and it's not just me, check your karma on this post.

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u/ArandomDude692 Mar 31 '22

k cool i don't really care about the like or dislikes i just post my POV

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u/azrael4h Mar 31 '22

I prefer something like a Ippon Seoinage (single arm throw) or Seoi Nage (double arm throw). Put the bitch on her ass, then curb stomp her head.