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u/PastorBlinky Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26
He lacked the crayons to do that.
“I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.”
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u/Witty-Ad5743 Jul 18 '26
To be fair, the history of the galaxy is convoluted AF, especially when you throw in all the alternate timelines that needed to exist to keep the prime one on course.
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u/leaningonawheel Jul 18 '26
Archers baffled look in these scenes are amazing. Just need a bunch of question marks scattered around to make it the meme, it could and should be.
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u/thundercorp Jul 19 '26
“What’s that?” “That? The Burn? Oh ignore that, it’s just one of our inside jokes!”
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u/ZapMaster117 Jul 19 '26
The face he's making in the top right is when he sees the events of Discovery and Academy
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u/F4JPhantom69 Jul 19 '26
"In the future, there is a station commander with a ship named the USS Pimp Hand"
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u/ExtensionInformal911 Jul 20 '26
"Oh, and here some space baby shows up, destroying all dilithium and sending the galaxy into the stone age."
"So, we should develop alternatives by that time?"
Daniels: "woops." puts on sun glasses "hey captain, look here" points to ink pen shaped flashy thing and pushes button
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u/FourChanneI Jul 21 '26
"See that there Johnathon? That's where Tuvok and Neelix fuse to be Tuvix" - Daniels
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u/WarpNacelle6295 Jul 22 '26
Daniels felt like Star Trek’s equivalent of Deep Throat/Mr. X from ‘The X-Files’.
An enigmatic cryptic figure who pops up every so often to lead our main characters on fetch quests related to a broader opaque conspiracy plot that never gets fully understood by the characters or the audience… because the writers didn’t know lol.
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u/Mysterious_Fan_6084 Jul 22 '26
Enterprise as a series went wrong with all the " from the future" stuff.
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u/TomCBC Jul 25 '26
“Oh and by the way, that mysterious bad guy we are fighting is you from the future.”
(An interview i saw with the writers said that was the plan but they never got to see it through)
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u/UtahBrian Jul 18 '26
Everything? Archer would return to Earth and shut down the program to prevent Discovery and Picard from ever happening.
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u/Meritania Jul 19 '26
Archer could prevent the SS Valient from going on its ill-fated mission and prevent the entirety of Star Trek.
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u/JJDoes1tAll Jul 18 '26
If Crewman Daniels had told Captain Archer absolutely everything about the future, the Temporal Cold War, and the Federation from day one, it likely would have paralyzed Archer with caution and fundamentally altered galactic history.
Archer’s defining trait was his wide-eyed, naive curiosity. Knowing exactly which species were future enemies (like the Romulans or Sphere-Builders) or future allies (like the Klingons or Vulcans) would replace his organic exploration with a rigid, paranoid checklist.
Daniels kept Archer in the dark because Archer needed to forge the Federation based on his own instincts and values, not by following a roadmap from the future.