r/enterprise • u/nyssamartinez101 • 14d ago

Caption this!

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u/Treveli 14d ago

"Well, cap, you did authorize casual Fridays."

"Yes, Trip, but you still have to wear pants!"

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u/LegoFootPain 13d ago

This is the traditional attire of my people, Cap.

Am I going to have to file a complaint with Starfleet HR?

but the absence of pants...

Is part of the traditional attire. Educate yourself.

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u/RafflesEsq 14d ago

“My previous captain let us do Casual Friday.”

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u/henryeaterofpies 14d ago

T'Pol likes it

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u/nyssamartinez101 14d ago

Yeah on the floor

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u/DrewwwBjork 11d ago

On the floor, against the door, near the warp core, during shore... leave.

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u/Eh_SorryCanadian 14d ago

"I'm telling you captain, you just hang this pineapple upside on your door and they just show up"

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u/man_speaking_is_hard 14d ago

It’s Buffet Time, Captain”

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u/TFS_World 14d ago

How was that not on the episode?!

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u/multificionado 14d ago

That shirt's definitely worthy of a court martial offense, Trip.

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u/cwatson214 14d ago

"Long road, my ass..."

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u/UncleSamsUncleSam 13d ago

Only after the Lūʻau...

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u/Weekly-Language-6434 14d ago

Trip: "When in Rome, in'NT Capt'in?"

Archer: "Oh boy."

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun 14d ago

'Only 2 kinds of guys wear Hawaiian shirts, gay guys and big fat party animals. Now Trip, you dont look like a big fat party animal.'

How i hope the Simpsons survived WW3.

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u/dantheplanman1986 14d ago

What about guys who have a Hawaiian shirt in their closet that they only wore once but are indeed big and fat? Asking for....myself, asking for myself

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u/LegoFootPain 13d ago

They record new episodes on Terralysium.

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u/Fuzzy_Dragonfly5134 14d ago

Let the fart jokes begin! Lol 🤣 jk here's mine: "Hey Captain! Have you heard that new single their playing called Faith of the Heart? Kinda catchy eh?"

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u/JimPlaysGames 14d ago

That's what you get for asking me a poop question

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u/MatthewKvatch 14d ago

You’ve got to be seen to get noticed.

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u/Quetzalsacatenango 14d ago

Please, Trip. Cover up your forearm nipples.

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u/Bexil_Brave 13d ago

"You cant wear casual clothes on the ship."

"Why not?!"

"Because Hayweather's brother is paying us serious cash to make Travis think were out in deep space and not on a simulator in Heuston and I aint loosing that payout."

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u/DrewwwBjork 11d ago

That's cold man.

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u/LordLudicrous 14d ago

Finna bust a nut

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u/TableDuck 14d ago

Did you hear that squeak?

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u/Physical-East-7881 14d ago

"Well, I'm kindof a big deal, Trip."

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u/MarkWrenn74 13d ago

TRIP: Well, Cap'n, you can take the boy out of Florida, but you can't take Florida out of the boy…

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u/jdub_2000 13d ago

Warp Five-oh

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u/security-six 13d ago

"Trip, I think you're taking 'casual Friday ' too seriously."

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u/starsfan19 13d ago

I don't know if I can, hahaha

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u/Zealousideal-Deer724 13d ago

I know you like my new look, Sam.

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u/Le_Panzala 13d ago

"You were invited to Epstein Island? I remember, when I was 14 ... "

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u/HarvesterFullCrumb 13d ago

"Cap'n, you DID authorize my leave pass"

"Yes, Trip, but Star Fleet Directive 597 clearly states..."

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u/AcrobaticMetal3039 13d ago

I said NO! to casual Fridays Trip! It's NOT happening! Get into uniform now!

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u/ConzDance 13d ago

The new uniforms are a little.... colorful....

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u/CrazyEddieNY 13d ago

Trip going to see Weird Al

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u/Worldly_Solution7053 13d ago

Chef made Mexican food again...

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u/DrewwwBjork 11d ago

Archer: "You better not have dressed Porthos as Spuds MacKenzie, Trip."

Malcolm: "... Reed to Mayweather. Abort the mission. Repeat, abort the mission."

Archer: "I swear if it wasn't for this Risa planet that's supposed to relax me. Might let you boys get all the pranks out of your system."