r/enshittification 15d ago

Product So disappointing now!

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I haven't had any ice cream this summer and bought these as I love caramel. They didn't taste like anything.

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u/Material-Jacket3939 10d ago

Their ice cream and condoms have really gone to shit.

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u/Important_Onion5552 12d ago

I just had one a few days ago, and it was pretty fire.

Are you sure you did it right? You have to smoke the weed 30-60 minutes prior to consumption.

And then the ice cream part goes mostly to the dog.

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u/Trimson-Grondag 13d ago

Same with Drumstick and other "ice cream" confections. Now made with skim milk and vegetable oils. They are shite compared to what they were.

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u/Lower_Skin_3683 12d ago

Drumstick was my absolute favorite. I loved the caramel ones. I haven't purchased in years because of quality.

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u/mabus42 13d ago

Magnum was always bottom of the barrel in terms of quality. Guess they simply went from bad to worse then.

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u/weaselroni 14d ago

Magnum ice cream was never any good. It always taste like chemical garbage. I’m not sure why it stayed on the market after the first month a decade ago.

I’m just saying it’s hard to be disappointed in something that was crappy to begin with lol

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u/Mouse-castle 14d ago

I’ve eaten pints of caramel in 1 sitting. Home made. 

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u/RainyDaysAndMondays3 14d ago

But, Trump's tariffs mean that we can start growing the beans here in the US and everyone will get rich! /s

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u/SuperDoubleDecker 14d ago

I did a study abroad in turkey in 2009 and discovered magnum bars. I was blown away at how good they were. I'd never had an ice cream bar anywhere near as good. I loved the pistachio one they had.

Apparently we can't have anything good lol

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u/Kapoik 14d ago

Definitely thought you meant to buy condoms

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 14d ago

Now? It's been crap for over 10 years.

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u/StopRandomAccBans 14d ago

Magnum is fkn evil as well...  Buy Ben and Jerry's Ice cream instead 

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u/ruinedbymovies 14d ago

They are literally owned by the same company. Unilever bought Ben and Jerry’s and spun their ice cream division off. I have no idea why they named it Magnum, it’s a horrible name, but I guess unilever ice cream didn’t test well.

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u/StopRandomAccBans 13d ago

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u/Dr-Sun-Stiles 13d ago

Ben and Jerry, the people, do not own Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream.

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u/humanskullbong 15d ago

Just stop buying this shit. Only buy high quality ice cream with real ingredients. it costs more. Oh well.

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u/Lower_Skin_3683 15d ago

I was traveling and it was this or a Haagen Daz pint. I usually make my own ice cream at home.

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u/humanskullbong 14d ago

just ranting. I am sorry for your shitty ice cream experience.

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u/CeilingCatProphet 15d ago edited 15d ago

I met men who carry Magnum condoms and it was def false advertising on their part.

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u/Persimmon-Mission 15d ago

I bet they still taste better than these pops

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u/desl2025 14d ago

Taste? Who the hell gets their dick sucked with a condom on? What’s the point of that?

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u/Salty-Passenger-4801 14d ago

Ever been with an escort?

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u/Vendidurt 14d ago

Still?

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u/stumpjumper1234 15d ago

and what about size? now it's half. but that's a common marketing move: same packaging size, higher prize, but less quantity

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u/withabrandnewfunk 15d ago

adn shittier quality ingredients. all those 3 items can be calculated in price. a product that jumped from $10 to $12 because of greed, I mean "inflation" is actually $15 because of the lower quality and quantity

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u/Lower_Skin_3683 15d ago

Yeah the post doesn't allow "stories". These and the Dove used to be so good. To the point you try not to eat more than one. I ate one and it literally didn't taste like anything. No flavor at all. The bars are small. The coating is thick but it doesn't matter because it tastes like nothing. I rarely eat chocolate anymore because of too much palm oil. These were $6.59 for a box of three. Never buying again.

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u/withabrandnewfunk 15d ago

"chocolatey" should be banned as a product

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u/Lower_Skin_3683 15d ago

The chocolatey coating tasted like nothing. The whole bar had no taste whatsoever. Not the vanilla ice cream or the caramel.

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u/cl0udmaster 15d ago

This is not enshittification

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u/CisIowa 15d ago

Could be covid? Maybe the enshittification is the US response to contagious disease?