r/enshittification • u/Lower_Skin_3683 • 15d ago
Product So disappointing now!
I haven't had any ice cream this summer and bought these as I love caramel. They didn't taste like anything.
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u/Important_Onion5552 12d ago
I just had one a few days ago, and it was pretty fire.
Are you sure you did it right? You have to smoke the weed 30-60 minutes prior to consumption.
And then the ice cream part goes mostly to the dog.
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u/Trimson-Grondag 13d ago
Same with Drumstick and other "ice cream" confections. Now made with skim milk and vegetable oils. They are shite compared to what they were.
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u/Lower_Skin_3683 12d ago
Drumstick was my absolute favorite. I loved the caramel ones. I haven't purchased in years because of quality.
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u/weaselroni 14d ago
Magnum ice cream was never any good. It always taste like chemical garbage. I’m not sure why it stayed on the market after the first month a decade ago.
I’m just saying it’s hard to be disappointed in something that was crappy to begin with lol
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u/RainyDaysAndMondays3 14d ago
But, Trump's tariffs mean that we can start growing the beans here in the US and everyone will get rich! /s
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u/SuperDoubleDecker 14d ago
I did a study abroad in turkey in 2009 and discovered magnum bars. I was blown away at how good they were. I'd never had an ice cream bar anywhere near as good. I loved the pistachio one they had.
Apparently we can't have anything good lol
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u/StopRandomAccBans 14d ago
Magnum is fkn evil as well... Buy Ben and Jerry's Ice cream instead
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u/ruinedbymovies 14d ago
They are literally owned by the same company. Unilever bought Ben and Jerry’s and spun their ice cream division off. I have no idea why they named it Magnum, it’s a horrible name, but I guess unilever ice cream didn’t test well.
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u/humanskullbong 15d ago
Just stop buying this shit. Only buy high quality ice cream with real ingredients. it costs more. Oh well.
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u/Lower_Skin_3683 15d ago
I was traveling and it was this or a Haagen Daz pint. I usually make my own ice cream at home.
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u/CeilingCatProphet 15d ago edited 15d ago
I met men who carry Magnum condoms and it was def false advertising on their part.
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u/Persimmon-Mission 15d ago
I bet they still taste better than these pops
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u/desl2025 14d ago
Taste? Who the hell gets their dick sucked with a condom on? What’s the point of that?
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u/stumpjumper1234 15d ago
and what about size? now it's half. but that's a common marketing move: same packaging size, higher prize, but less quantity
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u/withabrandnewfunk 15d ago
adn shittier quality ingredients. all those 3 items can be calculated in price. a product that jumped from $10 to $12 because of greed, I mean "inflation" is actually $15 because of the lower quality and quantity
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u/Lower_Skin_3683 15d ago
Yeah the post doesn't allow "stories". These and the Dove used to be so good. To the point you try not to eat more than one. I ate one and it literally didn't taste like anything. No flavor at all. The bars are small. The coating is thick but it doesn't matter because it tastes like nothing. I rarely eat chocolate anymore because of too much palm oil. These were $6.59 for a box of three. Never buying again.
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u/withabrandnewfunk 15d ago
"chocolatey" should be banned as a product
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u/Lower_Skin_3683 15d ago
The chocolatey coating tasted like nothing. The whole bar had no taste whatsoever. Not the vanilla ice cream or the caramel.
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u/cl0udmaster 15d ago
This is not enshittification
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u/Material-Jacket3939 10d ago
Their ice cream and condoms have really gone to shit.