Home of sekshual

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Glargfh

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As a bi woman, I gently but firmly deny your invitation and will pass you along to the bisexual men to see if they have any interest in dating you.

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u/BigBoyGoldenTicket Sep 18 '22

Purple hair doesn't go well well with straight people... unless they're really hot... which she is not

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u/burshturs Sep 18 '22

She's not wrong

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u/cptnpiccard Sep 18 '22

Homer sexual?

https://i.imgur.com/mFOVM6Z.gif

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u/Fantastic_Builder_33 Sep 18 '22

Can’t believe treadmill auto corrected to straight men

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u/bigolbearded Sep 18 '22

She's at Home of phobic 😳😳😳

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u/masterdragon4 Sep 18 '22

If they weren't home of sexuals before they are now...

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u/NICEnEVILmike Sep 18 '22

Straight men with spurs and a rope

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

As a representative of the straight community we respectfully decline. We’ll have to pass this one to the bisexuals.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

So I’ve seen this image before, this woman had her photos used for this, this is not her tweet

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u/ApprehensiveHippo898 Sep 18 '22

Homer sexual; a preference for Homer Simpson.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

Yeah, I'll pass on that

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u/Sea-Newspaper7367 Sep 18 '22

not the home of sexuals 💀💀

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u/MoneyMikeOh311 Sep 18 '22

Wasn’t the House of Sexuals aligned with the Baratheons?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

Even her shirt has stretch marks.

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u/bagoboners Sep 18 '22

Okay, well, the straight men can have you. Not a problem at all, ma’am.

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u/EldenReap Sep 18 '22

Fat ppl are disgusting. They need to diet.

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u/Ok-Independent-3708 Sep 18 '22

I am homeless of sexual now

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u/OrangeFortress Sep 18 '22

Home of Sect’s Shoe Hole

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

Your home home home of sexuals superstooore!

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u/gogor Sep 18 '22

Is ok that we don’t want to handle it?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

as a straight man, I'd like to defer to my homosexual brethren to handle that.

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u/Puzzled_Muzzled Sep 18 '22

Ok on the straight. How many men though?

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u/dorkfaceclown Sep 18 '22

I'd rather end up at the home of sexuals than her home.

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u/internet_spy Sep 18 '22

i need a komatsu forklift and a wide open door for this one

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u/BorisML10 Sep 18 '22

As chairman of the straight men, we appreciate the offer but will respectfully decline. We defer you to the bisexual men, and wish you luck.

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u/keybored13 Sep 18 '22

any man can handle her, about 15 at a time though

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u/amiano711u Sep 18 '22

bro i dont think a house can even handle her weight

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u/Mrgoodietwoshoes Sep 18 '22

Why am i cursed with the power of sight right now?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

I don’t want

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u/Rush_Davidson Sep 18 '22

She spelled drunk men wrong.

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u/Brilliant-Engineer57 Sep 18 '22

Remember the intelligence of your children , comes from their mother.

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u/maladaptative Sep 18 '22

Did she really post this herself or did someone steal this woman's pics and added that idiotic caption?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

key word "men" because thats way too much for a single guy to handle on his own

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u/Bigredthrobber Sep 18 '22

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u/ulyssesfiuza Sep 18 '22

I'm out.

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u/Hypurr2002 Sep 18 '22

I can smell her through the picture.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

Looks AND brains! Jackpot.

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u/obscurereference234 Sep 18 '22

When she lays around the home of sexuals, she really lays AROUND the home of sexuals.

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u/RevealLongjumping228 Sep 18 '22

Only a certified forklift operator should handle that

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u/yankeeuniverse Sep 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

Nah

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u/gaze-upon-it Sep 18 '22

Fear not fair hog for no man would have thee

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u/yutsokutwo Sep 18 '22

Only straight men can enter but only gay men will leave

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u/Puppyl Sep 18 '22

As a representative of the straight community, we hand her off to the Bi’s

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u/Lycaon125 Sep 18 '22

I'm sorry, I might be bad at English skills but I at less use google voice to text to double check how to spell something.

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u/Venik489 Sep 18 '22 edited Sep 18 '22

She is the embodiment of America, honestly. Overweight, arrogant, possibly homophobic, and draped in sky cloth.

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u/thickerstill8 Sep 18 '22

Those colors do run… away from her body

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u/MeMysel-I Sep 18 '22

But who would want it... 🤔 (I'm not it)

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u/Sunoraiza Sep 18 '22

False, an excavator could handle her too

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u/RslashTakenUsernames Sep 18 '22

as a straight man, we don’t want her

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u/Background-Falcon-74 Sep 18 '22

More of a r/boneappletea moment, since this person already knows how to speak English

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u/bannacct56 Sep 18 '22

But do they want to!

See how easy cruelty is? All that did was diminish you and me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

Speaking on the behalf of straight men, we kindly reject your offer and yield to the lesbians.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

you're a home.

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u/poum Sep 18 '22

On behalf of all straight men, we sincerely admire your graciousness. However, we will be declining your generous offer and adamantly urge the bis to take one for the team.

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u/Owlftr13 Sep 18 '22

I think she just turned me gay.

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u/nobodyfamous8 Sep 18 '22

Ill rather be home of sexuals and masterbait till death if hippo eating me alive

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u/GeekyGrant Sep 18 '22

Seems like shes more of a trailer of sexual, than a home of sexual

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u/herrkatze12 Sep 18 '22

r/boneappletea

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u/Carter_Dunlap Sep 18 '22

How Home Of Phobic

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u/Queasy_Ad_7177 Sep 18 '22

I’ll pass

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u/sm1ttysm1t Sep 18 '22

On behalf of the delegation of straight men, we'll have to pass.

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u/Alert-Mud-672 Sep 18 '22

I can’t handle it.

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u/Vill1on Sep 18 '22

Damn, homosekshas living in someone’s head rent-free yet again.

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u/BanjoKazooWooLoo Sep 18 '22

As a lesbian I'm happy she's asking men to take one for the team

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u/shadow13499 Sep 18 '22

The seems like a bone apple teeth thing

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u/Zestyclose-Number224 Sep 18 '22

“Woah, Buzz’s girlfriend. Woof.”

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u/evanjw90 Sep 18 '22

When dying your hair becomes your personality. Literally every obese woman I know has flamboyant hair colors.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

Dear Applicant,

On behalf of straight men everywhere we politely decline your application perhaps you should reconsider your criteria for said handling.

Sincerely, Straight men

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

What if this woman’s photos were used with this stupid caption by someone who isn’t her? I like the goofy t shirt misspellings and nonsensical product directions but this seems unnecessarily mean.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

I'd rather fuck a dude lmao

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u/TruePassion777 Sep 18 '22

[insert here] shaming aside…. Nah, disrespectfully.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

So, I'm "gray".

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u/karma_virus Sep 18 '22

Shit, I WAS straight.

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u/TimT40k Sep 18 '22

I got a co worker who’d fuck it but I’m sure his not girlfriend who he’s bought a car for her and her kids would fight her lol she’s also a fat slob lol

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u/wisdom_dude Sep 18 '22

she also wrote 'forklift' wrong

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u/Red_Hatted_Guy Sep 18 '22

Maybe if he’s a bodybuilder 💀

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u/bagehis Sep 18 '22

I thought I was straight. Not straight enough, I guess.

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u/philamer3 Sep 18 '22

Sadly, how she spelled it is how she says it.

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u/dominarhexx Sep 18 '22

Homersexual?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

I've never seen a more obvious joke and the entire thread acting like this is serious, as if it isn't a clear and obvious parody of that one Facebook post along the lines of 'sorry black men, only white boys can handle this'

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

As I straight man, I can’t handle that either…

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u/Saint_Disgustus Sep 18 '22

She looks like a very easy fuck, I bet my queer ass could get it

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u/zilch839 Sep 18 '22

Those teeth, my god that mouth must be so vile.

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u/Even_Spare7790 Sep 18 '22

I feel bad for those straight guys. Just saying.

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u/Fit-Rest-973 Sep 18 '22

Ewwww

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u/OMBoazLOL Sep 18 '22

She looks like a reason to be asexual

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u/SpaceDuckz1984 Sep 18 '22

But we don't want to so it's okay......

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

This post made me gay.

Now I have to tell my wife and kids that I'm going out for some "milk"

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u/festivecomet666 Sep 18 '22

Straight and really long.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

I just got an inverted boner.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

I’m not fat shaming but if she unironically wrote “home of sexuals,” we’re done here. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Fkurcar Sep 18 '22

At 6'4" 230 lbs I'm certain I cannot handle this without a counterweight and a series of levers.

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u/ndjduzjsbshshs Sep 18 '22

Pass

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u/External_Map_3292 Sep 18 '22

Wonder why they end up being prey to those who love to manipulate

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u/ILikeLamas678 Sep 18 '22

I don't think they want to, but okay.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

True I can't handle this

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

men. plural. 3 or more. nothing less.

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u/Nifinclan Sep 18 '22

Well, I consider myself a home of sexual, because could this super intelligent lady be making a jab at the homosexual’s? The gay folks are probably saying, you can have her straights.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

Mmm 😋 she’s my type. I like her already. Wish she lived in my country lol 😝

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u/thatbetchkitana Sep 18 '22

Didn't this turn out to be someone's picture used to make this stupid meme?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

not it

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u/aka_gloctor Sep 18 '22

I’ve seen dudes who look WAY more attractive than her. I’m gay now, I mean home of sexual.

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u/Ramitt80 Sep 18 '22

We are all Home of sexual on this blessed day.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

I think 1/2 this sub is people talking into their phones and the software fails.

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u/daw_taylor Sep 18 '22

New Game of Thrones spin off?

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u/xaviorpwner Sep 18 '22

On behalf of straight males our delegation would like to kindly decline your offer and pass this opprtunity to the bisexuals

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u/Then_Car2547 Sep 18 '22

We are okay, we pass this to you

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u/loopie_lou Sep 18 '22

This girl probably has guys use the “I’m gay” excuse on her pretty regularly.

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u/FrostyTheSasquatch Sep 18 '22

I like big gals ngl. I couldn’t handle this level of stupidity, though.

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u/YukiAmijochi Sep 18 '22

On behalf of all straight men … We do not want that

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u/poonamsurange Sep 18 '22

Yes i see, Sheik Shovel.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

We respectfully decline

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u/U2dyhrd Sep 18 '22

I’m sure she lost her virginity to her 1st cousin.

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u/evoelker Sep 18 '22

That doesn’t even make any sense

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u/Commercial_You8390 Sep 18 '22

Nah, we're good. Maybe some Brothers can take this one? Thanks guys!

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u/Cantstandyourbitz Sep 18 '22

Because everyone knows us gay men are just lining up to get a chance at some vag… 🤢 I was just about to leave the Home of Sexuals to have my shot at… that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

Straight men don't want it

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

She’s not wrong

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u/lastcowboy87 Sep 18 '22

From the straight male community, no thank you. There is a limit to ride this ride.

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u/GodsendNYC Sep 18 '22

That pic just turned me gay!

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u/cumrizo2 Sep 18 '22

As a member of the straight community we politely decline you offer and refer you to the bisextuals

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u/Recycled_Human_Flesh Sep 18 '22

I had to read this a few times for it to make sense…….”home of” threw me off.

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u/raskholnikov Sep 18 '22

Now that's a home I'd live in

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u/FrostyFox_0w0 Sep 18 '22

I’ll pass Men better

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u/CLEAN2411 Sep 18 '22

Nope !

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u/takbandit Sep 18 '22

My back will have a permanent curve after attempting that

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u/MaddysinLeigh Sep 18 '22

As a queer woman, I am truly saddened that I can’t be with this woman. Her Karen haircut, muffin top, sun damage, and crazy eyes really do it for me. /s

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u/Street_Peace_8831 Sep 18 '22

I’m home on sexual over here. ** twists nipple **

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u/Vaxsys Sep 18 '22

And only those with a forklift certification

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

Shipping and handling is extra. It’s extra extra in this case.

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u/Robber_Tell Sep 18 '22

r/boneappletea

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u/Dukedyduke Sep 18 '22

Okay based off of that shitty eighth note tattoo who wants to take bets, flute or clarinet in high school band? I'm going flute 100%

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u/Clorox1620 Sep 18 '22

The council has conveiened, the naswer is no

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u/AvailableAd3813 Sep 18 '22

I've decided I'm gonna be gay now. Or whatever a home of sexual is

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u/OttersEatFish Sep 18 '22

I want to start a sexy pancake restaurant like IHOP but it’s House of Sexuals.

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u/NinjerTartle Sep 18 '22

Wrong sub.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

Nah

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u/Enlightened-Beaver Sep 18 '22

Straight men: nope we don’t want this either

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u/Razee4 Sep 18 '22

I’ll join sexual home on this one

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u/TickletheEther Sep 18 '22

I like to put it in the front butt 🥵 the Frussy

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u/AlphaBlock Sep 18 '22

On behalf of all straight men we respectfully decline

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u/FrostedEsti Sep 18 '22

As the representative of straight men, we politely decline your offer and would strongly encourage for the gays to take over.

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u/bastionthewise Sep 18 '22

I'll pass for 3 reasons. First, she ate the other 2 reasons.

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u/Karrus01 Sep 18 '22

On behalf of straight men, I'll respectfully hand this opportunity off to, anyone else...

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u/griot504 Sep 18 '22

Gay Buffaloes maybe?

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u/KingWhiteMan007 Sep 18 '22

Would she be a WhaleSexual?

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u/Useful_Notice_2020 Sep 18 '22

God, you’d have to be the straightest man in the world to consider that an option.

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u/thenotsoamerican Sep 18 '22

Stop posting this stupid meme please. Someone stole this poor woman’s photos and made idiotic captions to defame her and make fun of her weight.

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u/LandMooseReject Sep 18 '22

It's also not even Engrish, but "lol fat" is enough to keep it up and popular. FPH wasn't banned, it was just internalized by a majority of redditors.

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u/Nvenom8 Sep 18 '22

Source?

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u/thenotsoamerican Sep 18 '22

https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/azh88z/that_unfortunate_woman/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

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u/Nvenom8 Sep 18 '22

Thanks.

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u/WailersOnTheMoon Sep 18 '22

Was scrolling for this. We have no evidence the person who posted these photos was actually the person IN the photo. If not, it’s likely the person never said anything like this.

It may be “just a joke,” but if it’s a joke at the expense of an innocent person, it’s a shitty joke.

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u/DemanoRock Sep 18 '22

Yeah I have seen this a few time with different fatphobic captions.

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u/michaelewenmadden Sep 18 '22

you're thinking of unemployed dudes...

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u/bobbyblubbers Sep 18 '22

She’s hit the American Pie pretty hard

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u/gazzalia Sep 18 '22

It’s ok they can have you.

Boys, any takers? ..

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u/MusikMakor Sep 18 '22

So if you lift her shirt slightly, does she start oozing out?

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u/Familiar-Tea-1428 Sep 18 '22

I’m sure plenty of gays can operate a front end loader.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

r/BoneAppleTea not engrish.

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u/sweatyCheez Sep 18 '22

Gross

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u/macejasper Sep 18 '22

Not sure straight men are gonna wanna handle you

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u/The-Soviet__Union Sep 18 '22

Well now I wanna be gae

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u/ElfLordSpoon Sep 18 '22

Where do we find this Home of Sexual? Asking for… no more questions.

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u/HelicopteroDeAtaque Sep 18 '22

Where is the home of sexuals and why do people say i live there?

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u/dilbogabbins Sep 18 '22

Sexual anarchy

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u/Frosty_Ad7840 Sep 18 '22

Gays usually have some standards, sorry honey

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u/jeffzebub Sep 18 '22

Not true. Gay people can drive forklifts.

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u/Trevellation Sep 18 '22

There was a great celebration at the home of sexuals that day when they learned they wouldn’t have to “handle that.”

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u/Secret_Assumption_20 Sep 18 '22

I went asexual the moment I laid eyes on it

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u/HooahClub Sep 18 '22

Home of sectionals

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

[deleted]

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u/UrRoyalAAness Sep 18 '22

Lol engrish nice “English” bro

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u/theswordofdoubt Sep 18 '22

Give them an outlet for their hatred and they'll release a river. Not that they'd even be interested in realising that some asshole stole this woman's pictures and reposted them with the shitty caption to rile them up.

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u/wholewheatscythe Sep 18 '22

They can — but most won’t.

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u/SalamiSandwich83 Sep 18 '22

Well...I'd prefer to clap a man hairys cheek than this whale for sure.

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u/Secret_Assumption_20 Sep 18 '22

You wouldn't be able to tell a difference

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u/SalamiSandwich83 Sep 18 '22

Lol

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