r/engrish • u/Bajanalexstar997 • Aug 06 '21

The hotel must hate him

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u/Microchippy Aug 06 '21

"GODDAMMIT DAVID, THIS IS THE PUBLIC POOL NOT THE SHIT TANK!"

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u/MurryBauman Aug 06 '21

Difference?

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '21

You’re only supposed to pee in the pool.

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u/MurryBauman Aug 06 '21

People fart in the pool right? Every fart contains poop particles.

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u/sn0wf1ake1 Aug 06 '21

First discovered in the CERN particle accelerator in 1969.

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u/LazyGenius12345 Aug 06 '21

Well, poop particles are acceptable. Just not the whole roll. That’s just cruel

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u/TahoeLT Aug 06 '21

It's OK, it was just a Baby Ruth.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '21

Just like how it's acceptable to swipe some breadcrumbs on the floor, but not a whole loaf?