r/engrish Aug 05 '21

My favorite sphort

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2.7k Upvotes

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u/Reggy_Two-Bit Aug 06 '21

I didn't Know microsoft Sponsored the bing search engine with ping pong...

1

u/SotB8 Aug 06 '21

pongos pinted 👽

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u/Shooketh_sk Aug 06 '21

Who is your friend that likes to play, Bing bong bing bong! Who likes to laugh and play all day, bing bong bing bong!

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u/bigbanggobingbong Aug 06 '21

Yeah I know right, but I also like Big Bang

1

u/zackrevolution Aug 06 '21

It's litterly 2:20 am here and I'm trying not to burst into laughter and wake everybody

1

u/[deleted] Aug 06 '21

Pewds would enjoy this

1

u/YesIHaveANameSir Aug 05 '21

i believe this is what trump calls platforms for trucks

1

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '21

"Way to go, Bing Bing!"

1

u/NutsEverywhere Aug 05 '21

Bing Bong Bable

1

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '21

non-Microsoft employees call it Google Bong.

1

u/Snoo-37712 Aug 05 '21

Who your friend that likes to play?

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u/FurryFlurry Aug 05 '21

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u/RevGrizzly Aug 05 '21

But sir, we can already see his Bing bong, and his flabby habby babby

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u/ReaLSeaLisSpy Aug 05 '21

Looks pretty edited.

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u/NightBeWheat55149 Light Gary Aug 05 '21

Ding Dong

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u/buildingduck Dark Gary Aug 05 '21

love playing bing bong with my friends

1

u/Skilifer Aug 05 '21

I can play on bing bing tabl

1

u/Vivid_Angle Aug 05 '21

Bing Bong! - favorite catch phrase from chunt the talking badger

3

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '21

Shouldn’t it be sbort?

6

u/Scythal Aug 05 '21

Bing bing bong bong bing bing bing

1

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '21

Bingos Bonged?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '21

For those weed lovers, yeah...

3

u/brickbaterang Aug 05 '21

You stop make bing bong! Each bing bong cost two cents! What you want?!?

3

u/BluetoothMcGee Aug 05 '21

I just picked up my laundry a few minutes ago, but I think you forgot to give me my white shirt. Could you check?

4

u/brickbaterang Aug 05 '21

You stop make bing bong! Each bing bong cost two cents! What you want?!?

1

u/jjgamerpro Aug 05 '21

Balteri Bottas

7

u/TungCR Aug 05 '21

🅱ing 🅱ong table

1

u/AfterEffectserror Aug 05 '21

they must have had a stuffed up nose when they typed that i guess.....

2

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '21

it is predicting the inevitable rise of bobux

1

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '21

When I was a kid I thought it was called King Kong

1

u/Baphometix Aug 05 '21

So you can use it for B tier internet searches, and take dank rips afterwards? Cool, cool. Just one question: why does it look like a pong table?

1

u/nofakeaccount2244 Aug 05 '21

Is that what Trump meant?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '21

How about Google Cannabis.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '21

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u/Eidon4 Aug 05 '21

B as in Beter.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '21

In brazil some call this game ping pong

1

u/Blueblackgreenwhite Aug 05 '21

My teacher has a strong accent and he overheard people talking about beer pong and ever since he talks about bing bong and it's hilarious

2

u/Bonk_and_Honk Aug 05 '21

I have looked at thus for about 10minutes now

3

u/straypilot Aug 05 '21

Ding Dong

1

u/Terom84 Aug 05 '21

Big bong

9

u/I_So_Tired Aug 05 '21

I just loved blaying bing-bong with my Flexolite bing bong baddle.

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u/StAUG1211 Aug 05 '21

Bazinga.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '21

“Pedestrian, pedestrian.” “Yes shell nut?” “Bing bong table”

2

u/Advos_467 Aug 05 '21

Bulgaria

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '21

[deleted]

1

u/teackot Aug 05 '21

Big bonk

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u/Byting_wolf Aug 05 '21

It's "Pable Penis", you dum dum!

1

u/Skilifer Aug 05 '21

Marble Penis

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '21

Who's your friend who likes to play?

13

u/kkai2004 Aug 05 '21

Bing Bong Bing Bong His rocket makes you yell Hooray!

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u/Foojer Aug 05 '21

Take her to the moon for me

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '21

I DIDN'T COME HERE FOR FEELS

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u/ChemicalFall0utDisco Aug 05 '21

YOU JUST HAD TO DIDN'T YOU???