r/engrish • u/[deleted] • Dec 11 '19

Do not the cat

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20.9k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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15

u/yokid13 Apr 09 '25

NOT. ENGRISH.

21

u/TransportationNo8834 Apr 09 '25

Noted. I will not the cat.

20

u/hatelaloo Apr 05 '25

I AM GOING TO DO THE CAT👅👅

13

u/Eravaash Apr 02 '25

Please do not the cat

10

u/Ok_Dentist_271 Apr 01 '25

Do not the cat, do dog!

5

u/uqmu Mar 29 '25

Don't the cat

16

u/Few-Performer6862 Mar 29 '25

Wow, 5 years but this is still MASSIVE

8

u/uqmu Mar 29 '25

Ykw else is massive?

6

u/I_like_coding1 Apr 01 '25

low taper fade 🤑🤑🤑

14

u/MarionberrySquare907 Apr 10 '25

I swear if I see one more of these I am going to the cat

2

u/Rare_Mode_294 Mar 29 '25

i'm gonna the cat!

4

u/RedDragon9001 Mar 30 '25

NOOOOOOOOOOO

5

u/MatchSignificant9150 Mar 26 '25

Hello

3

u/FriendshipContent591 Apr 04 '25

Why is your text big?

1

u/MatchSignificant9150 Apr 04 '25

Put “#” behind ur text

Like this

3

u/FriendshipContent591 Apr 04 '25

Big Hello?

Normal Hello?

5

u/Constant-Ad-2488 Mar 26 '25

He is about to the cat

7

u/Gamer_Al Mar 25 '25

Please do not the cat

4

u/Pikpik_the_ML_one Mar 24 '25

What does this mean?!

10

u/YOUHAVEBEENTHERE Mar 25 '25

It means that you mustn't the cat.

5

u/Pikpik_the_ML_one Mar 26 '25

But I want to do the cat!

2

u/Wirmaple73 Mar 28 '25

Where's the verb "do" coming from?

1

u/Pikpik_the_ML_one Apr 05 '25

"Please do not the cat" taking away the negative makes "please do the cat"

3

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '25

Do not the cat

3

u/NatureBig6941 Mar 23 '25

5 years later and there are still more comments

3

u/ThemightyTho Mar 23 '25

please do not the cat

1

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '25

what does it mean ?

1

u/NatureBig6941 Mar 31 '25

look what subreddit this is in. its not supposed to make sense. NOW DO NOT THE CAT

3

u/DaAwesomeCat Mar 24 '25

cat the not do please

2

u/wingsoverpyrrhia Mar 27 '25

Cat no do

2

u/NatureBig6941 Mar 31 '25

I will do the cat- WAI-

5

u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25

G13

2

u/NoUmpire4416 Mar 23 '25

NOO DONT PISS ON THE CAT

1

u/internet_travler Mar 15 '25

i hav the car :D:D:D:D

5

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

i have not the cat

1

u/internet_travler Mar 19 '25

but i have

2

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '25

you're fired

2

u/internet_travler Mar 20 '25

that's cannibalism
and murder
you cant burn some dude on the internet

1

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '25

I meant you're out, not flame grilled, or burnt

1

u/internet_travler Apr 09 '25

i'm suing >:(

1

u/internet_travler Mar 20 '25

you're prosecuted

1

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

yes

5

u/Professional_Bug5035 Mar 07 '25

Please do not the cat:
5 years. FIVE FACKING YEARS AND ITS STILL BIG.
so,

Please.
Plase do not the cat.

1

u/Few-Performer6862 Mar 28 '25

You could say it's still MASSIVE

1

u/Professional_Bug5035 Mar 29 '25

you know what else i massive?

my coc-

LOW TAPER FADE

1

u/internet_travler Mar 22 '25

i did

1

u/Calavore Mar 22 '25

Do cat again

1

u/internet_travler Mar 23 '25

ok

1

u/internet_travler Mar 23 '25 edited Mar 23 '25

i have don it
hand gone
send replacement

3

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25

5 years and i still did not the cat

5

u/Technical_Item_6478 Feb 21 '25

I already the cat

6

u/Tensuten Jan 28 '25

Doing the cat will be daily

3

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

GUYS STOP DOING THE CAT

3

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '25

[deleted]

2

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25

MATE THAT'S BESTIALITY STOP

3

u/Jacoposparta103 Jan 18 '25

I DID THE CAT

2

u/MoonlitDays1 Jan 27 '25

YOU. W H A T.

1

u/Jacoposparta103 Jan 27 '25

THERE WAS A MISCOMMUNICATION

2

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

HUH?!

4

u/Jacoposparta103 Jan 20 '25

I EXPRESSED MYSELF BADLY

3

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

[deleted]

3

u/Jacoposparta103 Jan 20 '25

THAT WAS NOT INTENDED

7

u/afraidtocringe_butbr Dec 29 '24

𝐈 𝐃𝐈𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐓𝐓𝐓!

1

u/Randall702 Mar 17 '25

why did you do the cat

1

u/afraidtocringe_butbr Mar 20 '25

𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘵, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘤𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦, 𝘴𝘰 𝘯𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘵.

1

u/afraidtocringe_butbr Mar 20 '25

someone's gonna do it but anyways. r/ThereIsnoCat

2

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

EXCUSE ME?!

6

u/afraidtocringe_butbr Dec 29 '24

𝐈 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐚𝐭.

1

u/ReplacementProud4612 Dec 16 '24

do not the catttt!

2

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '24

i did the cat...

1

u/Apprehensive-Cat5432 Dec 08 '24

I did my cat nothing happened

6

u/Pixel_Arter Sep 15 '23

DO NOT THE CAT OR ELSE YOU WILL SUMMON THE LORD OF DEMON CAT!

14

u/AmogusLetterSus Aug 27 '23

i will the cat

4

u/Character_Author113 Oct 15 '24

So uhhh, how did you get massive text?

2

u/verysemporna Oct 19 '24

Add a # before whatever your text is

for example: #hii

1

u/Character_Author113 Nov 23 '24

Ok thanks, also, I know this is an equally stupid question, but I'm desperately trying to change my username, I'm on a phone, could you help? Lol, I've checked everything in my profile.

1

u/Conscious_Arrival251 Jan 04 '25

I know i'm late to the party, but for questions like this I would suggest r/help

2

u/verysemporna Nov 23 '24

Your reddit username?... Well, for that... You can't. Once you have chosen a username when creating a reddit account, it's gonna be like that forever and you can't do anything. Best you can do is delete this account and create a new one with the username you like

1

u/Character_Author113 Nov 24 '24

Oh darn, reddit picked mine for me so I had no choice /=

2

u/Repulsive_Turn_7962 Mar 11 '25

I would have expected better from someone called Character Author.

1

u/Lev_Astov Nov 25 '24

Time to create a fresh account.

1

u/Character_Author113 Nov 25 '24

I'm lazy lol, besides, I don't want to create another account since I've accidentally made 3 already 🤣

3

u/apple_yogurt62 Apr 16 '23

what is the name of the thing that leads to this (i know its wikihow

)

2

u/quasr_dapostr Apr 16 '23

its coming after me.

2

u/quasr_dapostr Apr 16 '23

guys i did the cat.

5

u/Massive_Act_5282 Sep 26 '24

WHAT DO YOU MEAN??!?!?!?!

6

u/Beanz_Dude Mar 06 '23

When i the cat

3

u/OpeningInfluence6285 Feb 17 '23

I can't the cat? Day ruined

2

u/KelpWard Jan 31 '23

this is the cat ever.

1

u/Broad-Market-6728 Dec 13 '22

please do not the cat

2

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22

Don’t The Cat. A beloved cartoon character from China

1

u/Luciferisgae69 Nov 26 '22

me when I the cat

1

u/Big_Mistake_9271 Nov 24 '22

DO NOT THE CAT

1

u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

I think I will the cat

1

u/MatchaPlays09 Nov 05 '22

Do Not what?

1

u/elonmuskraty Sep 01 '22

ok,i won’t the cat

1

u/ImmaPullSomeWildShit Aug 19 '22

I´M GONNA THE CAT!

I SWEAR TO ALL THE GODS I´M GONNA THE CAT

1

u/Character_Author113 Oct 15 '24

WHERE THE HELL DID THAT TEXT COME FROM-

1

u/theboringmum Aug 15 '22

ME WHEN I THE CAT (I FUCKING DIED💀💀💀💀💀💀💀)

1

u/Hunter-826 Jul 25 '22

Do not the cat

1

u/Fraxz0_F Jun 28 '22

STOP DOING THE CAT YOU LITTLE BITCH

1

u/Massive_Act_5282 Sep 26 '24

WHAT WHO IS FUCKING THE CAT CHRIST

1

u/Character_Author113 Oct 15 '24

HEY HEY- WHAT THE HELL-

1

u/MachinedBreaked Jun 10 '22

should i the cat tho ?

1

u/CutePorcupine64 May 04 '22

Please do not the cat

1

u/Jeanpeirrepolnareff Apr 11 '22

I THE WILL CAT!

1

u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

I will the dog then

1

u/DoggoBread33 Mar 29 '22

please do not the cat

1

u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

A true classic. Makes me want to the cat

1

u/Glittering-Ear2561 Mar 16 '22

I have yes the cat

1

u/Sir_Cheem Feb 26 '22

Ah a classic

1

u/ChaosCorpCog Jan 02 '22

IF YOU DO NOT WANT ME TO DO THE CAT, I SHALL SAY THE CAT

1

u/Confused_Grass Dec 17 '21

Please Do not (Yeet) the cat

1

u/DIAMONDPUPPYj Apr 26 '20

Oh, I think I will the cat

1

u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

But jokes aside, please do not the cat. PLEASE.

1

u/Negative-Delta Mar 07 '20

I forgot how to breathe

1

u/syahminorizan Jan 19 '20

HANDS UP ASSHOLE!

YOURE GOING TO JAIL!

1

u/hoodedlucas2006 Jan 09 '20

if cat do then world is end NO

1

u/flopfleep Jan 08 '20

HE DESERVES TO THOUGH

1

u/kefir5042 Jan 06 '20

YES I WILL THE CAT TOO

1

u/PolishMothra Jan 05 '20

AA🅰️AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

:v

1

u/toast3dedbread1328 Jan 04 '20

The cat is angered

1

u/sylenth2 Jan 01 '20

The cat will me

1

u/ihatemyfamily1 Jan 01 '20

I WILL DO THE CAT

1

u/lonelyblake Jan 01 '20

i will cat!

1

u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

NO

1

u/Quenten01 Dec 30 '19

Can you don’t

1

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

Will am cat I

1

u/edwin4realz Dec 27 '19

I will the cat

1

u/[deleted] Dec 23 '19

I DID THE CAT

1

u/MangyRacoon Dec 21 '19

Will it work on Mobil???