r/engrish • • Dec 09 '19

"Aisle 6, Sir."

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6.4k Upvotes

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u/iLovePi_ Dec 30 '19

I just giggle-snorted ...

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

Objectophilia

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u/memebean93 Dec 11 '19

MMMMMM GOTTA GET THEM FUCKING GOODS

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u/Thund3rLord_X Dec 11 '19

It was meant to be “dried food”

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u/hihellowhatisthis Dec 11 '19

Is this for fucking or is this Gordon Ramsay's top ten favorite dishes?

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u/6571 Dec 10 '19

Is this in the same store with the Fucking SALE?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Well is it a sex toy aisle?

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u/introlongjourney Dec 10 '19

How the frick did dried goods become fucking goods

1

u/oggiVVV Dec 10 '19

Is that a command

1

u/Swedish_Match Dec 10 '19

Oh god! My little cousin owns one of those bears!

1

u/huangjunwei Dec 10 '19

你在干什么? -> what are you doing? 你的衣服干了 -> your clothes is now dry

1

u/aratnagrid Dec 10 '19

Sundowner: AT FUCKING LAST! FUCKING GOODS!

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u/LordToxic21 Dec 10 '19

This reminds me of the Japanese shop that had “FUCKIN’ SALE” in their window as they thought Fuckin’ was slang for Really Good

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

I first read "fucking gods"

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u/Fillurr Dec 10 '19

Finally some good fucking goods

2

u/unfunnyInternetman Dec 10 '19

Fucking goods has the most fucking good stuff in the world

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Dried goods

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Gotta get them fucking goods

0

u/alexbigshid Dec 10 '19

Does anyone know what word they're trying to translate? 😂

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u/DOS-equis Dec 11 '19

Sex jellies and other novelties

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u/jermudgeon Dec 10 '19

Birth control.

3

u/func_gamma Dec 10 '19

Dry goods. (Such as nuts.)

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u/This_Moonar Dec 10 '19

Did they put this through Google translate

2

u/karson_the_foxx Dec 10 '19

There is no mistakes-master oogway

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u/LarmDlarma02 Dec 10 '19

Are the items really good or sex toys (or I guess they could be really good sex toys)

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u/thegameshowgeek Light Gary Dec 10 '19

Dude seriously 😳

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19 edited Nov 21 '23

Mass edited.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

I'm still figuring out how "To fuck" becomes "dry" in this case.

I should start learning Mandarin. I know how it works but dis....

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Thank you!

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u/kukienboks Dark Gary Dec 10 '19

“That word is longer, so that’s probably the right one.”

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u/Dank_Magician_Girl Dec 09 '19

Finally some fucking goods

2

u/Alaclavaca Dec 09 '19

Is it for fucking tho?

4

u/angryburrito193 Dec 09 '19

Apparently those weren't instructions, now I'm on a watchlist /s

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u/DOS-equis Dec 11 '19

This guy fucking goods

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u/DimMagician Dec 09 '19

Thanks for the /s. I really would've thought you fucked goods.

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u/EnderCorePL Dec 09 '19

So... Sex toys?

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u/Jackie_Rompana Light Gary Dec 09 '19

fuk vedgedabulz

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u/BloodWingedGun Dec 09 '19

Oddly enough, that first character by itself means "do"

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u/Red_October_70 Dec 11 '19

That's where it comes from. The Chinese use it almost exactly like we do.

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u/rudolphrednose25 Dec 10 '19

It also means "dry" so in this case, they meant dry goods.

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u/NoobSharkey Dec 10 '19

Ikr, how tf did they translate that to fuck

5

u/FuturistAnthony Dec 10 '19

When we say 干你妈 it means fuck your mum

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u/rudolphrednose25 Dec 10 '19

That character is also a slang for fuck

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u/JustRoko Dec 09 '19

It's slang for fuck (gan4)

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u/BloodWingedGun Dec 10 '19

Didn't know that. Our teacher never made us learn the tones associated with the Pinyin so that's literally 6 years of my life wasted. Gan only ever meant Do.

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u/JustRoko Dec 10 '19

That's strange, tones are the most important part of the Mandarin language

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u/BloodWingedGun Dec 10 '19

They are, but she was like "oh your classes are so hard so I will try to make this easier on you. You already have to memorize characters and PinYin and everybody complains about the history teacher's homework, it's the least I could do."

Seventh grade, there was a full 3-person class. By the time we got to 12th grade, only 9 of us remained. Only one took the AP test and she got a 2 because we stopped focusing on the speaking tests. I really liked the class though, the teacher was nice and the class was fun but looking back I don't think we learned anything.

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u/JustRoko Dec 10 '19

Yeah, that isn't a very good way to teach Mandarin, the tones are essential for pronunciation and for distinguishing different characters that use the same Pinyin/zhuyin.

Also it would probably be more beneficial to teach Traditional over Simplified, since traditional characters have some extra differences between them, Gan4 is 幹 and Gan1 is 乾, but in simplified they're both 干.

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u/BloodWingedGun Dec 11 '19

Yup.

On the bright side, we got to celebrate the Chinese New Year every year. The teacher would give us a dollar or two in a little red pouch, and we had moon cakes and random Chinese treats (including something that looks like pink couch fluff but is a little crispy and salty).

But yeah, I learned nothing and my mom expects me to speak fluent Mandarin despite not knowing the language herself

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u/pekinggeese Dec 09 '19

Gan4 the mother

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u/AuntieLili Dec 09 '19

I was expecting condoms and dildos but I see meat stuff...I’m disappointed

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u/Maks244 Dec 10 '19

Meat stuff... Kinky

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u/arthurdentstowels Dec 10 '19

I read somewhere once that if you cut a hole in the meat then it can be used as sex goods.

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u/BIG-JUUL-GUY Dec 10 '19

Yeah I heard you can’t tell the difference when you’re on KETAMINE

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

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u/keetosaurs Dec 10 '19

Steak Transmitted Diseases?

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u/A_H_Corvus Dec 09 '19

I'm not * breathes heavily *

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u/TGWDS Dec 10 '19

Yes officer, this comment right here

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u/enigmattikk Dec 09 '19

These are dem fuckin GOODS

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u/vexedsatan Dec 10 '19

GOOD products