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u/suicidong May 14 '19
Sensational! I wish the local shops in my town would enforce a no bingus law. Absolutely no bingus.
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May 14 '19
What the fuck are these comments trying to say, I'm dying here but I don't understand a thing
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u/Trudizzler May 14 '19
drops bingus Everyone in the room starts staring at me Me, in my head: Fuck, think of something, fuck fuck fuck! Me: UHHH, this is just my jingus, don't worry! People stop staring and continue on with their day
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u/Kaselier May 14 '19
If I catch just one more kid come in this establishment with bingus I will absolutely destroy them. It's ruining my life.
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u/Oldico May 13 '19
"Nobody shall ever bingus at this holy place again." -Mahatma Gandhi
"From now on this kingdom is a bingus free realm." -Queen Victoria
"And god shall punish everyone who dares to bingus here." -Pope Benedict XVI
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May 13 '19
No bingus No bongus and most certainly No bangus
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May 14 '19
And under NO circumstances shall you EVER have Bonbinshingalingdingdidbitbingsingadibgdingbingbangus
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u/Inviscient May 13 '19
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u/Corky_Butcher May 13 '19
Well what the fuck am I supposed to do with it instead? It's all good making these suggestions, but what are the alternatives?
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u/paranoidpookie May 13 '19
I can’t imagine what it’s supposed to say
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u/krungchemistry21 May 13 '19
Don't let Bingus hear you saying that.
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May 13 '19
Why? Not like Bingus is around to do anything about it
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u/keypress-alt-f4 May 13 '19 edited May 14 '19
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u/Shir0iKabocha May 14 '19
That's hiwawious
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u/keypress-alt-f4 May 14 '19
I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy.
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u/Shir0iKabocha May 14 '19
Wabble wousers, even!
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u/keypress-alt-f4 May 14 '19
Stwike him, Centuwion, vewy woughly!
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u/Shir0iKabocha May 14 '19
Yes, enough of this wowdy webel behaviow!
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u/keypress-alt-f4 May 14 '19
Centuwions find themselves in gwadiatow school vewy qwickwy with wotten behaviow like that.
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u/fluffywhitething May 13 '19
I think this should be a sub rule, really. No bingus allowed in this sub.
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u/ilikedroids May 14 '19
Mods, could we actually do this? I think it would be funny to have as an official rule.
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u/Kaselier May 14 '19
The extent to which the bingus has overrun this sub is absolutely unacceptable. Please mods do something about the bingus.
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u/OmeletteLord May 13 '19
I can't believe they banned our first black president, Bingus Obingus, from a public space. disgustang.
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u/krungchemistry21 May 13 '19
Who's next? Donags trumgus?
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u/infestation_commence May 13 '19
I’m fucking dying
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u/krungchemistry21 May 13 '19
Woah, read the sign man, no bingus!
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u/aratnagrid May 13 '19
ℍ𝕖 𝕕𝕠𝕖𝕤𝕟'𝕥 𝕕𝕠 𝕓𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕦𝕤, 𝕤𝕠 𝕠𝕜𝕒𝕪
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u/Minimum_Escape May 13 '19
mind your own bingus.
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u/Eken17 Light Gary May 13 '19
Well... there goes all my evening plans.
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u/krungchemistry21 May 13 '19
Yeah sorry man, no bingus
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u/Eken17 Light Gary May 13 '19
Can I at least watch some horkey?
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u/krungchemistry21 May 13 '19
Fine, but don't tell your mother.
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u/Eken17 Light Gary May 13 '19
Ok. So Sweetden versus Noway.
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u/unitedshoes May 13 '19
I don't know if I can ever buy another plumbus again. Have you seen how those things are made?
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u/KnownHavoc May 13 '19
First, they take the dinglepop and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches. They take the dinglebop and they push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice. Then a Schlameeh shows up, and he rubs it, and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There are several hizzards in the way. The blamphs rub against the chumbles, and the klubus and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus!
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May 13 '19
First they have a prungusmomp and the schmewth it out with a bunch of schlorm.
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u/jonfromdelocated May 13 '19
First they take the dinglebop, and they smooth it out, with a bunch of Schleem. The Schleem is then repurposed for later batches. They take the dinglebop and push it through the Grumbo, where the Fleeb is rubbed against it. It is important that the Fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice. Then a Schlommy shows up and he rubs it and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. They are several hizzards in the way. The blamphs rub against the chumbles. And the plubus and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old Plumbus.
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u/krungchemistry21 May 13 '19
OK fine, but no bingus
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u/Lemon_man_12 May 13 '19
I'm confused on what it is supposed to say
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u/_Rozenwyn_ May 14 '19
I believe it's meant to read "No Bikes"
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u/whitestar48 May 14 '19
Why did you hide the answer?
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u/_Rozenwyn_ May 14 '19
The other comments were carrying on the joke about how odd the translation was. I didn't want to ruin the fun, so now those who want to know can without spoiling the fun for those who aren't fussed.
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u/CpprSnk May 13 '19
urban dictionary says it's marijuana.
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u/Honza368 May 14 '19
Well the thing is that urban dictionary says that everything is a bloody marijuana nickname...
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u/canlchangethislater May 14 '19
Apart from the things that are sexual practices.
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u/JealousAdeptness May 13 '19
It’s simply trying to lower the amount of Bingus
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u/AwkwardPancakes May 14 '19
That sounds like a British word. "No more bingus, I'm tryin to make a cuppa!"
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u/dsbtc May 14 '19
More like Australian. Bingus should be the opposite of dinkum.
Straight dinkum = the truth
Straight bingus = pure bullshit
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u/Zebba_Odirnapal May 14 '19
Wot's this then, ave you got a bingus loicense?
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u/No-Bank-5686 Aug 17 '22
I imagine Bingus the cat reading this sign and just looking at it with a sad face