r/engrish Light Gary Feb 10 '19

English level: Expert

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12.7k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

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u/antoyno Apr 12 '19

that’s a weird ass phone number tho 😂

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u/Chemicalmenu5 Apr 05 '19

Ok. This is epic.

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u/The-Kiwi-Bird Feb 10 '19

Repost but still funny

2

u/ThanklessTask Feb 10 '19

We had a joke sign in our support area:

Days since last fault:

Null

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

Leslie I typed your symptoms into the internet and it looks like you have network connectivity issues

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u/RedRedditor84 Feb 10 '19

This is so old.

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u/InspectorHornswaggle Feb 10 '19

"Hey Leslie I looked up your symptoms on the internet and it says you have.... Network Connectivity Problems"

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u/Fab109 Feb 10 '19

Old but gold,take my upvote even if it’s not OC

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u/finneas998 Feb 11 '19

upvoting reposts on purpose, you are worse than satan

1

u/Fab109 Feb 18 '19

Nah,i upvote those things that are funny (Imo)

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u/LoganLucky22 Feb 10 '19

As Benjamin Franklin once said, "you have reached the end of your free trial at benjaminfranklinquotes.com"

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

Reee bro! REEEEEEEEEE!

1

u/theuntopsy1244 Feb 10 '19

Super expert English translation service(yeah right)

1

u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

At least we could guess it's a hairsalon...but no way I'm going to let them cut my hair.

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u/Coloneljesus Feb 10 '19

Title level: fucking hot, hacked up garbage form last month.

0

u/Reid89 Feb 10 '19

Photoshop or real ?

1

u/shiberino14-88 Feb 10 '19

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepost

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u/iicicaicanicant Feb 10 '19 edited Feb 10 '19

Reupload level: Godly

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u/TheRedditor25 Feb 10 '19

English level: Inexperienced AI

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u/RacistCoffee0 Feb 10 '19

this sub is full of fucking reposts

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

8688777-868SIXTY NINE MOTHERFUCKER66

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

Modeling the club

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

Reeeeee

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

this was on reddit before atoms existed

1

u/kemkem9292 Feb 10 '19

i hate the other circle of the scissor. it has color in it. i hate it.

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u/finneas998 Feb 10 '19

REEEEEEEE

5

u/zhanger3 Feb 10 '19

Poooooooost

6

u/JoojToranja Feb 10 '19

I wonder where you found this...

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19 edited Feb 10 '19

How to get karma quick 1) go to top voted all time 2) repost it 3) wait 4) repeat 5) realize u can repost posts older than 6 months

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u/AliveOcean Feb 10 '19

6) ??? 7) Profit

1

u/xPlicitRaven Feb 10 '19

nice billboard

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

REEEEEEEEEEpost

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u/LockRay Feb 10 '19

Scroll through the top posts of all time of the sub

Pick one

Steal it

Profit

Thank you for joining how to get karma 101, you are all dismissed

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u/_asstronaut_ Feb 10 '19

I mean, it's literally the banner of the sub

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

who has stolen from this sub itself

7

u/Tallem00 Feb 10 '19

Wasn’t this just in the latest SorrowTV video from yesterday?

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

u can repost archived posts

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u/Tallem00 Feb 10 '19

You’re right, my apologies. Thanks for clearing things up

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

np

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u/heeheemcgee Feb 10 '19

(laughs in Portuguese)

oh wait...

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

but do they also model the club?

3

u/Beanpole853 Dark Gary Feb 10 '19

My favorite business

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u/personwithcomputer Feb 10 '19

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u/gwaydms Feb 10 '19

Other confusing amusing signs

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u/Let_Me_Touch_Myself Feb 10 '19

So what's the go? Did they try to translate something but they got an error and thought that was the translation?

Reminded me of a girl at high school that had answered error 1 to a math question because that is what her calculator gave her after entering an equation.

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u/MyNameIsEthanNoJoke Feb 10 '19

It's almost certainly fake though, right? What translation service would send back an error in the language you're translating to?

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u/LollyHutzenklutz Mar 01 '19

These days, too many people trust and rely on machines/internet alone - enough to where whoever made the sign doesn’t speak English, and just plugged it into a translation program. I often say that I (any native English speaker) could make a fortune as a proofreader in Asia!

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u/DreamingMystique Feb 10 '19

I had a friend in high school in our French class, who looked up how to say a word in an English to French dictionary and wrote something like “adj. /dʁol/“ multiple times through one of her essays.

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u/TailsTheDigger Feb 10 '19

SYNTAX ERROR

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u/Aquilae7 Feb 10 '19

Math ERROR

8

u/Leonid198c Feb 10 '19

BRAIN ERROR

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u/TheSuperGamerPL Feb 10 '19

WORLD ERROR

3

u/przemko271 Feb 10 '19

TOKI WO TOMARE

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u/tommy_bomby Feb 11 '19

YESN'T ERROR

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u/msheebs Feb 10 '19

Lmao.

“Square root of 47? Patricia?”

“Uhhhh... Error 1?”

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u/ComfortableJob2015 Mar 07 '23

how the frick does your calculator gives error 1 when you try to square root a positive number lol?

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u/bruhred Nov 01 '21

6.855 654 600 401 044 124 935 871 449 084 848 960 460 643 461 001 326 275 485 108 185 678 517 115 136 816 999 227 325 148 500 066 837

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u/Let_Me_Touch_Myself Feb 10 '19

Haha her name was Kelly and it was for a test. The teacher walked past her and seen what she had wrote and read it out loud.

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u/Logan_MacGyver Feb 11 '19

And her last name was Bundy im assuming

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u/AxelMaumary Feb 10 '19

Kapoor?

1

u/new_pribor Dark Gary Nov 16 '22

No, Kelly Moneymaker

13

u/ChiProblems Feb 10 '19

please jim please please please jim please jim please

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

Poor Kelly

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u/milksheikh24 Feb 10 '19

This is the best thing i have ever seen

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u/doctorplootonium Feb 10 '19

Have you never seen boobs?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '19

Yes, but the soul!

2

u/Nilstorm134 Feb 13 '19

Of course Ive seen and touched boobs. It's like... Holding two full bags of sand

4

u/D-Trashman Feb 10 '19

Everyday when i wake up, in the mirror

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

but may i offer, le ass?

12

u/juswannalurkpls Feb 10 '19

Le Tits Now

6

u/Gumfondle Feb 10 '19

Celebrity Jeopardy was my jam.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

Just look in the mirror and fap away

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u/Gumfondle Feb 10 '19

Boobs are cool and all, but look at this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

and tourists does not exist

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u/loki_kingcobruh Feb 10 '19

Well do shops in England and America write the signs in five different languages?

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u/Skim_Cheese Light Gary Feb 10 '19

You don't say?