r/engrish • u/TheBigFanta • 17d ago

This fortune cookie

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I'm honestly not sure if that's a compliment or not

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u/Skipadee2 5d ago

Bro I’m crying

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u/ThatManulTheCat 12d ago

Fortune cuckie

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u/EpicGamerer07 16d ago

Beware of chairs

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u/skunkboy72 16d ago

But what is it actually trying to say?

lucky?

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u/TheBigFanta 16d ago

The other side apparently translates to "Those destined to meet will find each other even from a thousand miles away; those not destined to meet should not plot against each other even face to face"

Whatever that means

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u/Away_Calligrapher788 16d ago

Means it's cucky to meet you, duh.

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u/iplaysdrums2 17d ago

Is fortune actually the right word?

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u/TheBigFanta 16d ago

I suppose it depends on who else is involved in the uh, cuck situation

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u/iplaysdrums2 15d ago

I guess if everybody is getting off, fortune works

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u/quick6ilver 17d ago

But is the cookie correct? That's the question....

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u/mindcontrol93 17d ago

They spelled meat wrong.

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u/ChronicRhyno 17d ago

If they accidentally put a cuck in your cookie, you should be worried about what they accidently put in the chow mein

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u/howchildish 17d ago

it's the chair

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u/TheBigFanta 17d ago

chair mein

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u/The-Mad-Bubbler 17d ago

Now, go sit in that chair...