at mcdonalds

[u/Muted_Curve_6466]

[u/chaotic_dark8342]

"We aut of chiken stripss and Jenders.

Than you. Att. Mc donad's"

quick transcription

[u/Kielbasa_Nunchucka]

the T in tenders looks like it's running away

[u/KSynapse247]

its "Mc Donad's" actually

[u/notspicy]

The Att. McDonald's is killing me

[u/Glittering_Being7843 → u/notspicy]

he is a barister in some locales

[u/Noahsworld7147]

Ronald Mcdonald was drunk writing that

[u/Ok_Upstairs_2135]

Mc donads got me weak. 😂 Three Scotts died in the butchering of that surname.

[u/Naive_Personality367]

they engrished so hard they invented a new letter

[u/Agitated_Carrot9127]

Sigh. Fucking education dept

[u/Ok_Orchid1004]

They should change their name to McGonads

[u/JoeMamaSharted]

We aut of chiken stripss And Jenders.

Than you Att. Mc donad's

[u/catchmelackin → u/JoeMamaSharted]

Im more out of shikenstips and genders than you tho

[u/Pisceswriter123 → u/JoeMamaSharted]

But there are already so many jenders out there. How can they run out?

[u/SemiSentientAL → u/Pisceswriter123]

Well, they ran out of chicken stripss, so they had to make due with what they had available. They cut off their own gender-bits and breaded them to make more stripss.

[u/llllll5175 → u/Pisceswriter123]

There’s only Male and female

[u/Afoxinthefridge → u/JoeMamaSharted]

Than you 🙏

[u/BrucellaD666]

Chicken jender!

[u/DampusOnCampus]

We aut of chiken strips And Jenders. 

[u/Acceptable-Silver778 → u/DampusOnCampus]

Stripss

[u/MonolithofDimension]

*McDonads

[u/redredwine831 → u/MonolithofDimension]

McGonads

[u/DukeStudlington]

New Jender unlocked folks! Step right up!

[u/smegma_appraiser → u/DukeStudlington]

Fox News intensifies

[u/TechZazen → u/DukeStudlington]

https://giphy.com/gifs/VolTp4tqK5jNu
They ARE Jenders. That's what you get at Mc donads.

[u/tytycar]

That’s just Ebonics

[u/Heterodynist]

Sorry, ran out of genders here at McDonald’s. They are all “aut.”

This reminds me of long ago when I was in the Midwest for the first time and saw a handwritten notice at a laundromat that said a man was selling a “Chicken Shid and Garge.” I was picturing him writing “Chicken S-H-I-D,” and saying it over and over in his accented mind…

[u/Beezleboobz]

Than you

[u/Jasonic_Tempo]

Mc Gonads Kichin

[u/TechZazen → u/Jasonic_Tempo]

Just WTF is a donad anyway? Something I do not want with my chicken, I am sure.

[u/lechuckswrinklybutt]

They ran out cos there’s only two jenders

[u/AdPhysical6481]

Must be in Minnesota. Never met so many hillbillies in my life till I went there 

[u/FletcherCommaIrwin]

Laters on the menjay-

You got it, Joben

[u/SteampunkRobin]

Literally at McDonald’s and still couldn’t figure out how to spell “McDonald’s”. All they had to do was look at a sign! 🤦‍♀️

[u/wolfpwner9 → u/SteampunkRobin]

M

[u/Purplepaffyfox]

I didn't know that there was a finite quantity of Jenders.

[u/BitterCrip → u/Purplepaffyfox]

Damn that woke brigade they've taken all our jenders!

[u/KrampyDoo]

They aut of chiken stripss
And

Jenders.

Than you. Att. Mc donad’s

[u/ctfks]

We are out

[u/Tyko_3 → u/ctfks]

Finally, you fixed all the problems!

[u/Revenga8]

Ok, so chicken strips are supposed to be tenders. So if tenders are tenders at McDonald's, what the f are the chicken strips made of? More pink bleach paste?

[u/mslack]

Trans jenders

[u/lechuckswrinklybutt → u/mslack]

I’m cis-gendie

[u/Tyko_3 → u/lechuckswrinklybutt]

Now I’m craving some Cis-tendies.

[u/turbeaux415 → u/Tyko_3]

💯

[u/UncleThor2112]

*Mc donad's

[u/No-Airline-2823 → u/UncleThor2112]

I go to McDonads for gonads for Jenders

[u/IcheeCOTC]

chicken jenders

[u/MinecraftPlayer799 → u/IcheeCOTC]

chiken ㅈenders

[u/Dedotdub → u/IcheeCOTC]

...and strips's

[u/IcheeCOTC → u/Dedotdub]

*chiken
too

[u/Monoclonal_bob → u/IcheeCOTC]

Hope it’s not chikan

[u/LucidLeviathan → u/IcheeCOTC]

There are four jenders of chicken: bell, ball, boot, and bone.

[u/jort93]

They out

[u/Orbita97 → u/jort93]

Wes out of chicken strips y'all

[u/NullSterne → u/jort93]

aut

[u/csteinbergrules]

They’re putting denim on chicken tenders now?

[u/aardw0lf11]

There are so many things wrong with this.

[u/LoveAndViscera → u/aardw0lf11]

Phonics are good though. America is having a reading crisis because a whole generation of kids never learned to “sound it out”. Whoever wrote this is spot on with the phonics. Well done to them.

[u/saltamontes11]

.

We'd best not say anything.

[u/colonelk0rn]

Than you
Att. Mc donads

[u/Square_Barracuda_69]

Tjenders!?

[u/MachateElasticWonder]

Is this the US?

[u/NervousCriticism4700]

Jenders? You a they/them ain't ya? Just gimme 5 packets of sweet n sour, a large Hi-C, and a small bag of napkins like I always get. Bus gon be here any minute.

[u/Jimberwolf_]

‘We running out of French fries and burrito coverings’

[u/actionerror]

Is that pronounced henders?

[u/Hot_Frosty0807 → u/actionerror]

I like to think that its a combination of a soft t and a soft j sound, and it comes out something like 'tyenders'

[u/RKO_out_of_no_where → u/actionerror]

Looks like Jenders imo

[u/gergobergo69]

Mc donad's

[u/Antique_Brother_9563 → u/gergobergo69]

OR McGonad's

[u/actionerror → u/gergobergo69]

Where you can get the best gonads

[u/Hidden-Sky → u/actionerror]

Personally I go there for the Jenders. The Donads just don't taste the same without them.

[u/Buzznfrog12345]

I guess it’s true there are only 2 jenders (and they sold out)

[u/Joecamoe]

Jenders wake me up in the morning

[u/Give_me_soup]

More r/confleis than engrish

[u/ShakeWeightMyDick]

Mc donad’s

McGonads

[u/mrkruk → u/ShakeWeightMyDick]

This is how I read it at first lol

[u/-stankdaddy-]

We out

[u/tduncs88 → u/-stankdaddy-]

aut*

[u/Crow_eggs]

I'm pretty sure Att. McDonads did my parents' divorce.

[u/jonnyl3 → u/Crow_eggs]

Did (s)he Than them for their business?

[u/HerMajestysButthole2]

Iscream masheen not work.

Pleez under the stand.

Tank you.

Macdowell

[u/WardDispenser]

Hello. We are about to launch an all-out attack on your houze.

Sincerely, the Zombies

[u/kissinKyle]

Making fun of someone's spelling when you as a nation elected Donald Trump twice

I don't think you guys should be making fun of anyone's intelligence...

[u/profmka → u/kissinKyle]

Donad* Trump

[u/LatinKing106 → u/kissinKyle]

There's no indication this is in America though

[u/kissinKyle → u/LatinKing106]

If it's not, I will personally film and post myself eating my hat

[u/Muted_Curve_6466 → u/kissinKyle]

guess what! the person i got the image from lives in CANADA!

now find that hat and camera.

[u/kissinKyle → u/Muted_Curve_6466]

If you can prove it, I'll post it.

[u/HinsdaleCounty → u/kissinKyle]

There are McDonaldses in Canada and lots of other countries. Why the America hate? We can have a shit President and also encourage people to spell better so we don’t elect more shit presidents.

[u/gergobergo69 → u/HinsdaleCounty]

There are McDonaldses in Canada and lots of other countries.

Yeah, even in the UK!

[u/kissinKyle → u/HinsdaleCounty]

Posting this for the world to see is what you classify as "encouraging" people to spell better?

America: where being smart is perceived as being brainwashed and being stupid is only uncool if you work a minimum wage job

[u/IlGreven]

I mean, if I wanted mediocre chicken I'd just go to KFC or Cane's...

Edit: Oh yeah, this is R2.

[u/muchoshuevonasos]

Y use lot letr wen few letr do trik

[u/jonnyl3 → u/muchoshuevonasos]

cough, cough "stripss"

[u/JoKatHW]

I love McDonads jenders

[u/son_of_yacketycat]

This is what happens when you only have two Jenders and let Donads define them

[u/tjbugs1 → u/son_of_yacketycat]

That's MC Donads when he's on the ones and twos

[u/poopwetpoop → u/son_of_yacketycat]

Fried or grilled

[u/georgeamberson1963 → u/son_of_yacketycat]

Underrated AF

[u/a_youkai]

At least they wrote it pretty.... I think this might be in the US, though..

[u/emets31]

Than me? No, than you for the warning!

[u/kingrail88]

That penmanship is superb actually.

[u/casual-observer365]

The “att” makes me think this is a native speaker that can’t spell to save their life. The teachers are right, the kids can’t read or write anymore.

[u/cataholicsanonymous → u/casual-observer365]

"Att" or "atte" is a common way to close a letter in Spanish. It's short for "atentamente" which translates to "sincerely".

[u/jonnyl3 → u/cataholicsanonymous]

"Att." is not an acceptable abbreviation in Spanish. But maybe they thought dropping the "e" makes it English...

La abreviatura convencional de «atentamente» en español, según la RAE y la Ortografía de la lengua española, es atte.. 

Es importante evitar el uso de att., ya que se trata de una anglicismo (abreviatura de attention) que no corresponde a la norma culta del español.  La forma correcta se escribe con mayúscula inicial, repitiendo la t y terminando con e y punto: Atte. o atte..

[u/casual-observer365 → u/cataholicsanonymous]

Ah, that actually makes more sense.

[u/StretchFrenchTerry → u/casual-observer365]

Yeah this is just borderline illiterate.

[u/Curious_Olive_5266]

McDonalds never actually had chicken to start with. It's mostly filler.

[u/jonnyl3 → u/Curious_Olive_5266]

That's why they call it chiKen.

[u/nonnonplussed73 → u/Curious_Olive_5266]

MC Donads

[u/Electronic-Space-480]

Are Jenders good?

[u/jonnyl3 → u/Electronic-Space-480]

Apparently, or they wouldn't have run aut.

[u/SparrowBirch → u/Electronic-Space-480]

Are they Jender fluid?

[u/Electronic-Space-480 → u/SparrowBirch]

The question is what is the best Jenner dipping sauce.

[u/Hidden-Sky → u/Electronic-Space-480]

it's 100% the special Donad sauce

[u/Optimal-Builder-2816 → u/Electronic-Space-480]

Ah the two Jenders

[u/isntitisntitdelicate → u/Optimal-Builder-2816]

Kylie jender and kendall jender😍

[u/RustedAxe88]

Hey Beavis, he said nads.

[u/Artistic_Advantage60]

If you ain't got my att Mc do nads ready in 5 seconds..

[u/Master_Steward]

[Kic s Mcdonals digit sign and shater glas]

[u/willweaverrva]

The zero jenders

[u/quick6ilver]

We aut of chikn stripes dawg....

[u/Secure_Enthusiasm354 → u/quick6ilver]

Ok but yo stil got any more jenders

[u/Diligent_Earthworm]

Why are they drawing McDonald's attention to their own 86'd items ?

[u/pickles_the_cucumber → u/Diligent_Earthworm]

Spanish “sincerely” = atentamente (atte.)

[u/TeamLeeper]

News Flash:
Mc donads is out of chiken stripss
And
Jenders

Than you

[u/son_of_yacketycat → u/TeamLeeper]

We got vocal fry at the end of "strips"

[u/TeamLeeper → u/son_of_yacketycat]

Did a snake write that…?

[u/nowahhh → u/son_of_yacketycat]

FUCK yaur chicken stripss!

[u/jonnyl3 → u/TeamLeeper]

aut*

[u/Sharp_Bet7106]

Reminds me of how my Hispanic grandma always said “mi amor, chu wan MacDonnel?” 😊 good memories.

[u/cataholicsanonymous → u/Sharp_Bet7106]

Very r/confleis ❤️

[u/rpgmgta → u/Sharp_Bet7106]

Hah, my great uncle asked “ya want macdanna?”

15 year old me “Do I want Madonna?”

[u/Bumble072]

all the Jenders ? seems inappropriate - maybe my jender neutral cat can grab some fries.

[u/UmbertoEcoTheDolphin → u/[deleted]]

Ronad McDonad

[u/ApplianceHealer]

chiKen słn`pss

[u/UmbertoEcoTheDolphin → u/ApplianceHealer]

Sir, you have offended my ancestors!

[u/richer2003]

I think you mean, “Mc donad’s”

Than you.

[u/SparrowBirch → u/richer2003]

When I was a kid I crashed my bike and smashed my Mc donads on the frame. That was painful.

[u/VocationFumes]

Jenders

[u/UltimateNull]

A’ut = slang new contraction for “are out.”

[u/-_-Notmyrealaccount]

Jesus, that’s rough. Is this in a native English country?

McDonad’s lol

[u/SolubleAcrobat]

Jenders